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Who else here fucks hookers?
140 a half hour for 8/10's
I usually fuck one two or three times a month
It's better than a gf
>>26886429
Did this a few weeks ago and used a condom. Ended up with what I'm pretty sure is herpes. Fuck you
>>26886460
Can green text story if you want.
>>26886460
I don't usually use condoms. Doesn't feel as good and by the time I get HIV there will be a cure. Magic Johnson has had it for how long?
What does this game mean to you /r9k/?
>>26886420
Adventuring, growing up, making lots of different friends, making a difference, fighting against injustice. I don't understand why Ganondorf fucked everything up? Why not use your power to improve Hyrule.
>>26886420
My childhood memorie.
>>26886420
Played Majora's Mask when I was younger and loved it. Tried to get into OoT when I was older but got bored.
Im fucking done with being a fucking dancing monkey for girls and still being a virgin at 25.
Any tips on getting away with rape?
I'm a 25 year old virgin and I'm okay with it.
>>26885378
good for you
original comment
Hmm you'd need to do heavy surveillance on your victim prior to the act. Figure out her schedule, her habits and where she likely is at all times. Get a standard looking car, say a tinted windowed Malibu and wait until a time when she is alone and isolated. I recommend drugging her with some sort of tranquilizer to ease the process and then bringing her into your car. Then drive her to some remote property you have and lock her in a soundproof room that is locked. Now you have the choice of forcing her aggressively and risking evidence spilled (aka your blood) or tying her up. I recommend killing her after to dispose of the evidence but you could also just release her somewhere isolated if she never sees your face. Make sure to bathe all your man juices off of her and out of her vagina if you decide to release her
This is all just a hypothetical thought experiment of course. I would never actually encourage you to break the law.
WHERE WERE YOU WHEN JAPANESE FEMINISTS ARE OUR BROS?
https://www.lewdgamer.com/2016/03/01/japan-womens-institute-demolishes-un-proposal/
tldr:
>United Nations find japan's media misogynistic and damaging to women
>proposes to ban it
>Japan's Women's Institute says fuck off
>>26885215
Japan is honestly pretty based. The young men are beta af though, even beyond r9k levels of autism. Whenever I feel like shit, I just think to myself "at least i'm not THEM."
I'm not a weeaboo but Japan is a very interesting country. It's a wealthy 1st world country that actively opposes mass migration of foreigners. Japan is almost entirely homogenous at a time when most wealthy european countries are literally committing a self-imposed ethnic cleansing in their own native peoples.
>>26885215
Wow. Get fucked UN. Glad that Japan being so comparitively conservative means their women aren't whiny SJW bitches. Even if nobody over there is having sex.
who /shame/ here?
Any of you guys super ashamed of your position in life?
Yeah, shame and guilt. Those two have been around for almost two decades now. Not a pleasant experience, do not recommend. It can't even be directed at anyone else so you're just left with yourself. If there was a second party you could at least hate them, but nah.
>>26885072
i'm japanese and shame has followed me everywhere
>>26885156
why that ?
>see awkward fembot in class
>she looks at me and looks away
>sometimes smiles when our eyes meet
>I try to get to talk to her after class
>have short conversations
>see her today
>as we're leaving she's putting on an ID card with a couple in prom dress on the back
>ohfuck.jpg
>talk to her again
>ask her about comicon or someshit
>I say"I think I saw you there with your boyfriend."
>her: "yeah you probably did"
>feelsincoming.png
>"..have a nice day."
>"You too."
Not only do I feel like shit, but it's going to be more awkward seeing her in class.
Most ''awkward'' ''shy'' ''quirky'' girls are just massive whores with special snowflake complexes in disguise.
If the 'quiet' girl is at least 6/10, she is not the innocent qt you think she is.
>>26885101
I know what you mean anyways, but she was really fucking awkward. I can understand what you mean about quirky girls, but not so much about the awkward and shy type.
There are no 'fembots', 'awkward', 'shy' girls don't exist
Did you enjoy crossdressing when you were a child?
No. In fact in hindsight, I was probably suspiciously over-repulsed by the idea.
>>26884548
No I wasn't a faggot
Yes, because I thought I could disguise myself and pretend to be other kids (I was very autistic).
My putting on a backwards baseball cap with all my hair stuffed in it and pretending to be my cousin Charlie was tolerated much more than the day I came to school as a Chinese person though.
Why are programmers such homofaggots?
THis is a quote from a textbook I bought for 30 quid
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>>26883899
Fun read thank you
>>26883870
your fault for buying books, just find a language you want to learn and read to docs
a world full of Chads is better than a world full of NEET's
Prove me wrong
>protip:you can't
World of Chads would turn into current world. That being, one of hierarchy.
>>26883789
This.
>>26883651
The 'least' Chads would fall into the ugly/NEET category
>>26883651
Better by what concept or standard? I dont think existence cares about chads or neets.
This thing can make it, why can't you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36m1o-tM05g
Her parents make a lot of money by selling some shitty book.
This thing is a goldmine.
He has been dead a long time. He was also born into a very rich family and they paid him to do whatever he wanted in his short life.
They have the benefit of tugging on normie heartstrings because they are 'unique and beautiful despite their illness' or some other saccharine bullshit, so normies throw cash at them to show to other normies how caring they are of others.
Have you ever done a porn?
Solo?
With someone else?
Even just pictures?
>>26883411
My gf filmed us having sex once. I hated the way I looked so much I deleted them immediately.
>>26883550
thanks for sharing
what didn't you like about how you looked?
>>26883411
That webm is unholy. Those tits goddamn, it's torture to look at.
ITT Chad being Chad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePDZ5AakxkU
Bump.this thread has potential
Notice how she isn't really mad at him, it's more like she threw shitest.
Women will literally share an alpha, that commit to a beta.
that girl is a 5-6 but is ovbiously freaky in bed as she has admitted, she was already pushing it
these women dont realize they got a chad and still treat him like some psycho bitch. he is going to fuck someone else you morons.
why are women so stupid and why do i have to be attracted to them
god fucking dammit
I woke up this morning at around 5am down as fuck. What made me feel better was thinking about the complexity and intricacy of the universe, space, the microscopic world.
Anyone else calm their feels by thinking about the complexity and grandeur of everything?
>>26881894
No it just made me realize I was on the game over screen before pressing start
Fucking this. Always been in to physics which helps, but just being in an open space at night and having some time to think is great.
Need to invest in a telescope or something.
>>26881894
I've been up all night going through phases of pity/depression and contentness/quiet-despair
I've been thinking about how it might be worse that looking back I haven't had any significant relationships rather than later if I've lived my life to old age looking back and seeing that I had no significant relationships
Like, if you've fucked up completely and you recognize it
Is the fresh feeling you pain worse than a life time of looking back and remembering?
I should have gone to bed ages ago
Anyone else disgusted at the thought of blowjobs?
I mean if I find a girl attractive the last thing I want to see is her making stupid faces as she tries to shove my cock down her throat.
>>26881483
Lose your virginity and make another thread
>>26881514
If only it was that easy.
Nah. Blowjobs are wicked cool. It's also nice to see a girl be really passionate about a sexual act in the same way that I'm passionate about eating pussy
>She's 19
>Already a billionaire
How you feel now?
>>26881146
who dis original ho?
And a gorrillion people were born with flippers and poop out their own mouth in India.
M'boukima Fofo is 19 and already has full blown AIDs.
She rolled a 20, but I still rolled a fucking 17 just by being in America.
>>26881146
This is like level higher than tutorial mode. What do you even call this. Gameshark mode?
