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You're stranded on a desert island. The next ship will come in exactly one year, and there's no chance of getting help until that. With you are 3 people: hot 10/10 girl, fat 5/10 girl, and a normal looking guy. The hot girl has AIDS, fat girl has no diseases. Both of them will potentially be willing to have sex with you, but they both have shitty personalities and are not fun to be around. The guy is a true bro, shares all your interests and is great to be around, but he is much better with women than you. There will only be enough food for 3 people. You have a gun with one bullet. What do you do?
Line both women up, fat one behind the 10/10.
Shoot both with one bullet
shoot the male, bash the stacy to death with a rock, and make the fat girl my sex slave
shoot myself in the head immediately
Are you a violent man Anon? Would you beat up your girlfriend if you had one?
>>26905434
Yes because women deserve punishment
>>26905434
i am not a violent man. no.
>>26905457
I don't talk about BDSM shit.
I talk about beating her up when you come home because you had a shit day at work and need to let out some of your anger.
>Friedrich Nietzsche once gave an artistic female friend of his a gift, a large toad which he had caught in the hotel's garden wrapped in his handkerchief. He suggested that she draw it.
Nietzsche literally invented the frogposting meme in the 19th century. This pepe, if it still exists, is the rarest pepe, the mythical primordial pepe.
It should also be noted that he claimed to be Polish, just like Wojak aka feelguy, who originated on Karachan. These memes go much, much deeper than we ever thought possible. His work, on the genealogy of morality, contains in it some of the first studies of the memetic nature of ideas which later went on to inform Dawkins in his identification of the meme a century later.
I'm pretty sure people (and even Poles) drew frogs before the 19th century. I hope you're enjoying his writings though.
>>26904823
Whoever can put his hands on that frog will be the Meme King.
>>26904823
we need to find this
I prefer Columbine even though Virginia Tech had a higher body count. Is it because the Tech killer had less charisma than Eric & Dylan. Or am I just subconsciously a racialist?
The aesthetic of columbine is just superior. The fuckers made doom wads based on thier school.
most of the time you just hear about lone killers.
columbine is the story of 2 friends who decided to go all out together
>>26904645
I dunno man, Virginia Tech was the definition of "boy he gonna do it"
>>>/biz/1109826
>TFW.
What would you do if you could be such a very successful and lucrative NEET on the top floor of a $5 million Tokyo high rise?
>>26904428
How can he be a NEET and have 13k? I don't have enough to buy some shitty indie game on steam right now.
>>26904428
So at that point he's not really a NEET right? Daytrading is his job
>tfw you need at least a couple of thousands to even get into that type of shit
>tfw pennyless
Age:
Sex:
Race:
Country:
I'll start
Age:
25
Sex:
Male
Race:
Slav
Country:
Czech Republic
Age: 18
Sex: male
Race: White
Country: united States
I forgot to also add skype but it's1041waldenave
>>26904411
Why include sex? It doesn't matter and will only lead to shitposting.
Anyone actually want to see this movie? Personally I want to just don't want to run into crazy furrys at the theater.
>>26904362
do people really go to the cinema?
>>26904362
>run into crazy furrys at the theater.
It genuinely dumbfounds me that there are people stupid enough to believe that this will occur more than once anywhere in the world.
The few stupid furries who actually go to the movie in any way that would identify them as a furfag are travelling in (flocks? herds? packs? i guess it depends on the fursona?) and hiring the cinema for their entourage instead of going in with the general public.
>>26904362
It's been getting pretty good reviews, and those that saw advanced screenings in Paris say it actually has a quality mystery plot. I'm going tonight or tomorrow, not worried about furries, they always seem friendly enough.
I am a cyborg grill who is exactly in the middle, as with everything I do in life.
For the next hour I will be answering your questions about girls and what it means to me to be a cyborg.
Ask away, shitposters bring your a-game.
>>26904053
Piss off i dont give a fuck about you
Hi, rate yourself.
>>26904053
>"i am a grill on the internet. this means i am interesting."
k
> circumcised "men"
>>26903847
How exactly does being circumcised make you less of a man?
>>26903847
Kek
>implying women don't find uncut dicks disgusting
OK, whatever uncut fag.
>>26903847
The problem with this post is that it implies circumcision is the fault of the man, therefore he is less of a man because of it. Because babies can make conscious decisions.
Also this is b8 and u r a phag.
Why are all men either totally insufferable assholes or just boring?
>>26903612
maybe the problem isn't men!
>>26903612
eh bby u want sum fuck? muh dik smels like a ranforrest
>>26903612
Why are all women whore or just fat?
So, serious question: Why do women dress like whores?
As a man, can you imagine going around with your buttcheeks being lifted and separated by the only 2x2" square of cloth you're wearing?
to show off their goods to chad
they also heavily buy into group think trendy fashion nonsense, so if being a whore is trendy, they'll be whores
>>26903285
but it's soooooooo hot don't be lame it's literally so hot I don't fell comfortable wearing clothes
I can imagine that, yeah.. but I was a male gogo dancer for a couple years just a few years ago.
Did anyone else think weight loss was going to be the solution to their problems?
>tfw just as miserable as I was 75lb ago
I honestly feel like if I start taking care of myself and get down to 170 I'll be viable in society. Is that not the case?
Yeah I thought it would have been lifting.
5 years in and I am more miserable than ever while all these normies just live out life not doing anything besides what they want to do naturally.
Let's just face it, some of us aren't meant to make it, no amount of lifting, no amount of low bodyfat, no amount of anything.
Shit I could probably win the lottery and still be in the same position, just with a big house, fast car and big bank account.
It wouldn't fix the issue of just flat out not being able to relate to others and form relationships.
weight loss doesnt do shit
all that does is make you a smaller version of whatyou wre before
to actually look good and have some shape and width to your shoulder girdle, chest, etc, you must lift, for years
Why won't she love me? She's so beautiful.
>>26902401
t. average asian girl
>generic round face Chinese girl
Nigga she's ugly. She's fuck n' chuck material at best. Hair and eyebrows are fake too.
>>26902458
They don't look fake to me.
>She says she loves you
>She suddenly loses interest for no reason
Why are people with vaginas so hurtful?
>>26901993
Because you have a tiny dick.
>>26901993
vaginas are actually alien parasites that feed on negative emotion. Dickgirls are the actual form of the human female that the alien invaders are trying to breed out.
>>26901993
>Why are people with vaginas so hurtful?
because most of them have various degrees of one or all Cluster B personality disorders. yours sounds like a BPD girl.
>>26902001
this is also possible, assuming the only change before and after was that you had sex.
>there's a 20 year old, cute girl studying for her college classes somewhere
>there's a 42 year old man looking to buy a new car somewhere
>there's a 37 year old woman waking up and getting ready for work somewhere
>there's a 65 year old man visiting his grandchildren somewhere
>there's a 26 year old guy who made all the correct choices in life and is enjoying it somewhere
Do you ever think about the billions of people out there in the world and how they're living their lives? How big the world is to fit all of their lives and how you'll never even see them?
They're all just figments of my imagination. Like you.
I'm just glad they're not near me
>the estimated 100 billion+ humans that have existed on this planet that aren't around anymore
If you think about it, all of those dead people and animals have fertilized the planet for food, their energy recycled. The food we harvest is made from a melting pot of their energy that the earth has absorbed, that energy consumed by our parents created us.
