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Reminder that girls get tired of chad and will eventually marry the nice guy
>>26952997
They don't get tired of Chad. Chad gets tired of them.
>>26952997
>nice guys can't learn how to sex and have good times
Remember this anons, women only care about immediate benefits
imagine how empty your life must be if you center it around sex and hedonism
>tfw born with a small butt
M-more than a handful is a waste, right..?
>>26952329
It's fine if you're short.
>>26952329
Post it, whore. :)
>tfw skinny guy with comparatively big butt
wanna trade?
What is girlbutt like?
>>26952016
Nice, jiggly soft and round. From my experience. Smooth too. Feels great man.
>>26952836
Goddamn the smoothness of females... Been 8 years since I've had physical contact with a girl but that's one thing I'll never forget about the experience.
>>26952016
If you try and imagine the smell and get turned or think smelling a girls ass would be nice you're fucking misguided. Unless a girl is REALLY really goddamn clean and specifically works on cleaning her ass as much as her hair while she's in the shower then her ass will be unbearably smelly as shit
Also anal has no friction, was an anal fetishist now I'im not, it feels like fucking a tiny vacuum just smells much worse
>tfw you cut off your hair
>tfw everyone thinks you're a boy
How are you people's day going?
>>26952011
That cut + color is tumblr tier ugly, sorry~
Why do you choose to have a shitty ugly dyke hairstyle? If Emma Watson can't pull it off what makes you think you can?
>>26952082
My hair was down to my ass and it became a hassle, so I just decided to ditch it altogether.
Anyone here /completely alone/
I'm talking NO FRIENDS and NO FAMILY.
>>26951867
get some friends and family then
>>26951949
Yeah man, just grow some new friends it's easy!
>>26951867
How did you end up this way anonchan?
Have you ever thought out your suicide plan? Like seriously set down and thought out what you would do step by step if you ever decided to go through with it? For me:
>type out suicide note and print it out because my handwriting is terrible
>probably make my favorite comfort food (frito pie) and then eat it an hour or so before
>take a lot of xanax for nerves (not going to try to OD because it's possible I could survive and I don't have access to enough)
>spread out some towels on the floor of my room because why inconvenience people and leave a harder to clean up mess in my death
>sit down on said towels and lean up against the wall
>get out my ipod and put on my ear phones and start up one of my favorite song Love on a Real Train by Tangerine Dream
>use my leatherman knife to slice open my wrist
>drift off into oblivion
How about you guys?
>burn everything I own in one of those hobo drum cans
>leave a note that says 'don't look for my body'
>rent a small boat and leave some extra money in the security deposit
>drive out far enough into the water that I can no longer see the coastline with a heavy weight, some rope, and a gun
>tie the weight to my chest, lean off the side of the boat, and shoot myself in the head
>>26951575
Write some stuff letting my friends and familly know that it's not their fault
Make up some excuse un case i fail
Go drive my car into a tree
You plan a lot for something so simple
>erase everything off computer
>go to top of building with laptop
>make thread on /r9k/
>text my only friend telling him he was good friend
>jump
I finally ordered some rope robots. In a few days I'll finally be able to leave this hellhole.
Gonna drop-hang myself from the top step of the basement stairs, it's one of those open ones and pretty thick, so I'm sure it'll hold my weight.
It's 6 meters of 22mm thick manilla rope, in case anyone is interested. I'll cut off what I don't need.
Suicide thread?
>inb4 404 with zero replies
>>26951429
There won't be any replies because they're all dead!
RATTLERATTLERATTLERATTLE
>hopeless self-bump
Godspeed Op, where are you from?
Who here pees wherever they want? I prefer out the window, floor drains, parking lots and of course a nice piss bottle. Peeing in the toilet is boring.
Greentext/discuss. Bonus points if you're a femanon and do this.
>>26949540
i peed in your mums ass last night
i like to pee in sinksi'm a grill.
>>26949560
Do you have any proof fellow female bot?
Was Nieztche a 19th-century Robot/4channer ?
>>26949233
WHO the fuck is that??Non-ASCII text is not allowed.
No, he was not by any chance close to it
He was a 19th century philosopher.
why do black people like basket ball so much?
Here's what I think:
Basketball is the sport most akin to hunting, it requires a mastery of moving through a 3-dimensional space, foresight, and an ability to "read" situations and coordinate with others. Soccer/hockey is similar in many ways, but in a more 2D sense, as the ball/puck is moving along the ground for the majority of the game.
Rugby/football is more like war, you have to shoulder your way through piles of enormous men and try to sack the quarterback (the leader of the other team) who himself is commanding the team to overwhelm your defenses.
Anyway, black people are just better at this kind of thing because physical prowess and dominance over other males is highly valued in their culture, and it's also an activity you don't have to keep throwing money at to get good at, you just get a ball and go to the park.
>>26948011
Why do white people only good at boring sports ? They only manage to be decent at soccer, golf and baseball. Maybe their smaller testicles make it so that they can't handle sports with too much physical contact ?
>>26948011
Where's that pic from?
After seeing the 22+ thread, I figured I'd start an all 20s thread.
>20
>living in a small studio by myself
>making $15/hour with an alright tech support job
>hour commute fucking sucks
>have gf but only get to see her once or twice a week because of my work and her work/school
>not in school but hoping I can expand further in the IT industry
>still miss the high school days sometimes
Life is alright right now
>21
>NEET
>live with my annoying dad and gram
>22
>about to graduate with a chemistry degree
>literally no idea what I want to do for a living
>zero job prospects
>parents paying for my apartment currently but that'll stop after I graduate
feels super bad
>>26947825
>22
>20.20 an hour but $4k/yr into student loans
>big apartment, overweight gf
>losing interest in vidya and other nerd shit
>not bad but still a big beta no motivation to work out no self confidence & live in a super shitty part of the US
Rawer! Hehehe, hi uncle anon! What are we going to do today?
>>26947808
End my life and be original
>>26947808
That doesn't look like Rawer!
Looks more like oh God I have to spend a day with fucking uncle anon, want to strangle him and end his life.. Maybe i'll even get his house
>>26947888
Rude. Uncle anon is a nice guy and any niece would be lucky to get to spend time with and learn from him during his short time on this planet.
Who was in the right here, the biker or the woman?
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=5e6_1433164498
>>26947174
>>26947174
the biker, she was driving like fucking shit
They're both retarded. I don't see why the biker felt the need to "rev bomb" by her, she didn't appear to be changing lanes at the time. But she made it 50x worse by blowing by him later.
People are fucking terrible at driving.
>you can take whatever you want, you can take my cock to your face
>tfw my therapist found my misogyny posting folder after asking to look at my phone
>tfw she's making me take high dose seroquel (antipsychotic) now
How do I convince her to let me just take ativan for anxiety attacks like before? This antipsychotic shit is making me feel like I'm dead inside.
Dump misogyny folder
>>26947010
>>tfw my therapist found my misogyny posting folder after asking to look at my phone
I dont believe you, post proof
>>26947010
goddamn stop going to female therapist
Give me one reason to stop eating like a pig.
im like 20% bodyfat and i absolutely hate the way i look. i wanna be 10%.
how the fuck do people even get to 30, 40 or 50%+??????????
>>26945787
You're already retarded. Don't add obesity to the mile long list of your health problems.
Can't help you OP but I can join you in the feels
>Ate 2 Cheesy Gordita Crunches, 2 Chicken Chalupas, 3 Cinnabons, 4 shortbread cookies, and a pint of pork fried rice
who /fat/ here
