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Who here /hates shopping for clothes/
I just spend the day at the mall (tee fucking hee) and I've tried something like 50 pairs of jeans until I found something bearable. I'm far from fat, I'm 180 cm tall and the jeans nowadays seem to be produced for """"""men""""" with sticks instead of legs. I get that the fashion now is skinny, but come on, I want normal slim jeans, not fucking leggings or something out of the 80s. I'm so mad right now.
Also I saw two teenage Staceys buying lacy underwear and talking about the evening they're gonna spend at some party or something. I didn't ask for this.
>>26947424
>jeans nowadays seem to be produced for """"""men""""" with sticks instead of legs
Oh god this so much. I run and hike a lot leaving me with pretty muscular and big legs.
I always have to buy pants that are way too wide around the waste forcing me to either always wear a belt or pay money to get them changed.
The fact that most gym rats seem to always skip leg day doesn't help either. It's as if the entire male population has disgustingly thin legs.
>>26947424
breh just stick with good ole levi 501
>>26947424
Buy suit pants then, what's the problem?
NEETs are just a meme r-right?
I was a NEET for a month and i wanted to kill myself after a week.
>tumblr
>what looks like a transparent pepe saved from a blue board as jpg
>>26946979
>wagecucks so utterly shit at life they don't know how to do anything other than please mr shekelsteins cock
>wagecuck is a complete empty vessel that cannot figure out how to enjoy himself with free time and money
Thanks for all your hardwork wagey. It wouldn't be possible without you.
>women are inferior to men
>yet somehow women have power over men in today's society
I just don't get it
>>26946022
i'm not the guy who goes and says women are inferior to men.
during times of war, men excel, during times of peace, women have the power unless the man is particularly successful.
>>26946022
You can thank the beta make for what's occurring. I don't even blame women, I direct all of my anger towards the faggots that provide for them hand over fist--especially if they're not exclusively dating.
>>26946022
>scissors inferior to rock
>yet somehow rock is inferior to paper
I just don't get it
Race-mixing makes me so unneeded angry every-time I see it. Why would you throw away your heritage
>>26945719
Hey anon, I'm mixed race. How mad does that make you.
Would it make you more mad knowingthat my gf is white? :^)
>>26946070
Same here bro. Will OP be even more mad know this?
>>26946070
>>26946084
Same, bros. OP is legitimately getting cucked from all angles.
>anon is it really true that you are STILL a virgin?
>>26945594
how the fuck would they find out
>>26945594
Honestly im not even a virgin but i will argue every single one of you motherfuckers that i am just as much of a robot as any of you if not more so
>>26945594
>anonette is true you've had a THOUSAND cocks?
Why are betas so disgusting and why do they love to be cucked?
>>26945556
>This main is the mascot of /lit/
>>26945556
>if you have sex with a girl who is only having sex with you for the duration of your relationship, you're being cucked
I just don't get it familia
>>26945556
He's 6ft 4 too. How pathetic
How you doin' today, INTP fellas?
Could somebody post that MBTI personalities chart?
This?
I'm tired., and my muscles are sore. Still empty. Still bored.
>>26945561
Nah, the one which had brief descriptions for every group of personalities, ranking them from suicide tier (INFP and ISTP) to god tier
What do robots think about Martin Shkreli?
I'm pretty sure he is a goblin
the most misunderstood scumbag on the planet
quite a feat
if only us robots had the smarts, we could get rich and get all the pussy
>sleeping on a mattress on the floor
>>26944013
I just recently got a bed frame. Sleeping high up is the new comfy for me.
>>26944013
>Drag bedframe up to window
>Stock the fuck up on pillows
>Get hot water bottle
>Get preferred drink, anything like tea, coffee, wine
>Begin to read book in bed with hot water bottle and drink
Honestly most comfy feel ever.
>throwing up when you feel sick
anyone here with actual autism?
>be aspie/autist
>brush teeth once a month MAX
>luckily live in america where bad mouths aren't a dealbreaker.........
>finally have to call dentist once teeth start keeping me up at night
>"how do you keep your shoes so clean, anon?"
>killmenow.7z
>get back list of all the shit that needs done
>all my extra money will now go to fixing my mad max mouth
>fill scripts for sinus infection and gingivitis
>go home and smoke weed to forget about crying
>go to bed (without brushing teeth)
>not brushing your teeth means you are autistic
no it just means you are lazy and low IQ
>>26943901
>>luckily live in america where bad mouths aren't a dealbreaker.........
What? that's absolutely a deal break no matter what country you come from, besides maybe the UK.
>>26943938
Not if you're a woman.
I talked to the suicide hotline again, they gave me a link to a site which gives advice on stress management that includes "Face paint", "Build a pillow fort" and "Make yourself some hot chocolate"
>Even the suicide hotline doesn't care if I kill myself
Can I get a feels thread?
>>26943429
>be complete failure
Kill me
>>26943429
Kek suicide hotline don't give a fuck anymore because of all the emo kids now days.
>>26943450
Yeah, that's what I figured. It's trendy to be depressed now and so "Mommy and daddy bought me the wrong car" gets lumped in with "my wife left, took the kids, my friends died, I've been fired and the house burned down"
Any hobbies you robots have?
What do you do in your spare time that you're proud of?
Currently write erotica and short stories.
How about you guys?
i watch a lot of soccer matches
too fat to play anymore, used to
please i want this ride to end
I lucid dream a lot family
>>26943034
I draw. Poorly but I draw. Lately I've been to in my own head and it manifested itself into this shitty reoccurring character I draw frequently. Thinking about actually getting good and turning it into a comic of some sort.
what's your major
first year economics here
>implying I've been to college
>>26941694
>biology
Lel, women will lie about their virginity even in anonymous surveys.
Mathematics.
I am not surprised.
quick!
tell me why you come here.
>>26941688
the gore
>>26941688
I come here every day hoping one day there will be a meet up like other boards have. As a NEET I want to be able to talk to wagecucks and so I can get a better understanding of how the mind of a slave works but I always remember, they can never meet up because they have to make Shekleburg money
>>26941688
I came here today to wallow. I've been told I'm smart all my life, I was valedictorian in high school even though I never studied, I got a 33 on my ACT without a calculator, and I just took an IQ test.
I got a 108.
What the fuck, anons? What the fuck?
Just found out my current gf of 3 months fucked 35 different guys in 2 the months before she met me. What do i do? I cant even look at her right now and been ignoring her texts.
>>26941558
fuck her then.
If shes a cum-dump the make something useful out of her :^)
get checked for stds m8ty
>>26941558
where do you live, brah?
