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Hey /r9k/ now is your chance. Your chance to ask /chad/ anything
How does it feel to be used for your looks?
>>26920733
its aight senpai
how can I be on my way to crippling depression like you?
Should I eat a ham sandwich?
Eat a tuna sandwich.
>>26920514
Depends.
Hit us up with the deets.
Yes. Ham sandwiches are tasty and good. You should eat a ham sandwich.
I just took a bunch of stims, will someone stay up all night with me? Or at least lets do something, give me some shit to do
Bump i need friends ;_;
>>26920505
>>26920657
go masturbate or something, I'm not your personal jester
I did meth earlier, but I'm coming down now. I took Percocet and Benadryl, and smoked a bowl. I'll stay up with you until I fall asleep.
Having a pretty shitty comedown, worst than last time I did speed.
Anyone here play League? Singed main. Any tips for a low silver?
>>26920487
I guess you could try hanging yourself?
>>26920487
Focus on farming.
>>26920487
Stop playing Singed lol.
>tfw no edgy goth gf to write shitty poetry for and listen to Linkin Park with
Dry
>goth
>linken park
HA
Not sure if youre baiting mate
Try the cure
>>26920697
Cure
Joy Division
Bauhaus
Good stuff
white pussy was made for Japanese cock
Japanese are truly the master race, we are the smartest, healthiest, and the most attractive race
>>26918703
is it even possible for her pussy going to survive the massacre?
WOW
>he says while speaking the white man's language
>>26918703
why have so many japanese teenagers given up on sex?
Went to a strip club recently and had a less than exciting experience. It wasn't bad, but I was super uncomfortable at first, and then I could barely bring myself to touch the girls my buddy I was with had to send a girl my way because I was too afraid to actively engage them myself.
On of the girls actually told me I looked terrified. Fucking kek.
Anybody else have some less than fun first time stories?
(inb4 you should drink next time)
I swear to god women can smell virginity.
>Walk into strip club with friends
>Literally 3 steps in the door and this whore targets me.
>I was drunk as fuck so I can't remember what exactly she said, something about me looking shy I think. It was obvious to me, even in my DaF state to tell this was beta luring language and it pissed me off.
>Rejected her whoring ways.
>This is repeated basically all night.
>They can sense just by looking at me that I'm a loser and try to use this to their advantage to make money.
>Literally only one girl does not do this, and is cool about it, just treats me like a normal person.
>end up blowing over 600 dollars on her in one night.
This is an allegory for life. A cautionary tale, if you will. I was in my "going out" clothes. Dressed up like a normie for a night of upper middle class clubbing. And still at first fucking glance a woman could tell I was a robot.
I didn't say anything, all I did was walk through the door and boom, she had me figured out.
Why even try. Just embrace your status and go full blown piss bottle neet.
>>26918905
I don't think they could tell I was a virgin, at first, but it got to the point where I was the ONLY one not staring at titties and slapping ass. I feel like if I got drunk, I'd be able to loosen up, but sober me was terrified. I didn't know what the fuck to do AT ALL. I know they're there to let me feel up on them and make money and shit, but I was still nervous as shit. I just couldn't get my shit together, and all the girls could tell. The first girl who walked up to me had to pull my hands onto her because I was just hesitating like the biggest little bitch on the planet.
>>26918905
But how do they know? It must be something visual. I have normie friends and they couldn't tell I was a virgin until I accidentally told them
Anyone got the uncensored pic?
I know that nigga is hung like a fucking horse
>klinefelters/low test beta cuck general
>>26918677
Low test here. It's a curse on my body
>Tired all the time
>Lifting gets me no where. I rarely go up in weight
>Barely fap
>Wide hips and no bodyhair
>klinefelter
>not having a micropenis
>>26918738
Yeah that's what you'd think, but in the uncesored version he is super hung. I haven't seen it in a long time and my search for it has been fruitless
Do you fear death /r9k/? Do you hate mortality? I know I sure do.
>>26918437
Of course not. Death is the only assured thing in the torture chamber of chaos that is life.
i dont fear death, i welcome it
>>26918437
How are you even on /r9k/? Death is the only rest we get in this world of turmoil.
Help me robots. My girlfriend walks around the house barefoot all day. I find it gross. How do I get her to wear socks or shoes on her feet?
>>26918388
Buy her slippers or stop being an autist
>>26918439
elohel original comment
>wearing shoes indoors
I bet you're white.
when was the last time you cried fembots, and why
Today. I hate myself & think about death everyday. I grow closer to not being afraid to do it anymore.
>>26918330
hmu if you want to do it together
>>26918330
Linking park - crawling
Evanesense - bring me to like
Papa roach - last resort
>I'm ready for our date anon
>Where are you taking me?
the trampoline park.
the gym
your mum is fucking original
>>26918153
I desperately want to motorboat her big sweaty tits.
So, which is it, blackbots?
>>26917944
D, that's obvious
all except C
>>26917974
All the blacks on Facebook commented "everything but B"
My life feels so empty without a qt Latina gf, does anyone else feel this way?
>Cute latina's at work
>I can never get anywhere with anyone
Thank you life.
>>26916806
Brown girls only like white guys if those white guys are 10/10 Chads. "Brown girls like white guys" is just a meme spread by dirty betas on the Internet, all women want Chad and there are no exceptions.
>>26917069
I mean, they're not gonna fuck you just for being white, but you certainly don't have to be chad
/r9k/ have you taken MDMA?
I first dropped a while back and it turned me from a robot faggot into a normie.
Pic related, about 2.3 gs of MDMA
How did it effect you?
More X porn
snorting onion salt doesn't make you a normie
>>26916708
i have yeah, its my favourite drug.
colours become more than colours and kissing is a whole new experience.
drop roughly once a month, sometimes more.
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