Hanging seems to be a widely reputed form of suicide. How painful is it? How long will it take to die? Can you sustain brain damage if you screw up? What does one hang it from?
>>26915931
>How painful is it?
Very.
>How long will it take to die?
Minute.
>Can you sustain brain damage if you screw up?
Yes.
>What does one hang it from?
Doorknob.
that depends if you're gonna do the retarded choking thing or the proper spine breaking thing
Would you partially suspend or kick the chair out from under you?
Try compressing your carotid arteries to feel what suspension is like. As long as you don't crush your windpipe, you're out in a few seconds. You may spasm for a while afterwards though, due to mild hypoxic/anoxic brain damage.
If you're compressing the jugulars or windpipe it hurts like hell and you'll rip your nails off trying to get the rope off.
Hanging is a last resort, there are less agonising methods to try first.
>"Ey yo white boy! My girls say you be starin at dere assez you fuggin creep, Im finna beet yo ass cracka!"
He doesn't look like he's saying that at all. He looks like he's trying to deny rape accusations to avoid a lynching.
>>26914677
Look at those two girls though
THeir bodys are turned toward him indicating desire on their part
the one on his right is even "air jerking" his crotch
>>26914702
Fine. He looks like he's trying to deny having any sexual involvement with those white girls to avoid the rope.
>"Get in the car, femanon."
>>26914439
oh, okay :)
*get my holes fucked by chad for the next 2 hours then swallow his cum*
bye, chad :) xD
botox/10
>>26914439
I'm no femanon Chadicus, you should know that.
>tfw liberal mom found my ironic sissy-posting folder and is making me see a gender therapist now
How do I explain to her what shitposting is so I don't have to start taking female hormones? I'm scared desu, she's threatening to kick me out if I don't take my condition seriously, I don't want to have to get a job and live on my own...
Become your mom's own personal sissy cumslut and let her use and abuse you
>>26914158
>she's threatening to kick me out if I don't take my condition seriously,
lol how would that help you at all? Doesn't sound like something a progressive mom would do desu
>>26914209
No anon you don't understand, I only wanted to trick other anons into becoming trannies by constantly shitposting about how good their lives would be if they transition, I never wanted to have to become one myself.
Why do women rebel against gender roles?
>>26913064
Why can't both be options? Forcing the bottom to conform to the top won't necessarily change who they are at heart.
basically it's about choice
being a housewife isn't as glamorous if you never had the opportunity to do anything else
They want to be stopped, and shown that somebody cares enough to stop them from being animalistic whores.
It's a cry for help because women need attention to live.
Who else here has had an ex accuse them of being a rapist?
part 2 of status
>>26911502
>>26911524
Only idiots care about your normie facebook unverifiable mock phone screen grabs, you drooling retard.
>>26911502
If you use memes in real life, and if you literally meme on person when you are in arguments, you deserve everything you get, you deserve to be cucked into oblivion for being such a worthless faggot.
Oh my fucking god these guys get girlfriends, I'm speechless.
If you have or have had a gf, tell us how you got one.
I have realized that I haven't really done anything to acquire gf or lose my virginity and that's why I haven't yet. Unless you're Chad, girls won't just appear in your life and you have to actually work to get there. So normalfags, how did you do it?
stop thinking about getting a gf.
get your life in order.
that's it. and don't take your life so fucking seriously. you really want to spend your life not enjoying shit and not having fun?
remember if you don't like yourself, nobody will truly love you and most people will just use and abuse you.
that's it
peace
>>26910898
That's fucking shitty advice. As I said I'm not Chad and girls will not just appear in my life out of nowhere.
>>26910782
>went on tinder
>onenightstand.pdf
>she comes over again
>this happens for 2 months
>mfw I realize we're dating
What are some good animes to watch while high
Preferable with cute girls committing acts of violence or making out
>my thread on page 4
>trap thread on page 1
I watched "The Seven Deadly Sins" a few days ago. Pretty good. Giant girl was the best.
>>26910554
early pokemon
>"I'm just being honest jeez!"
It's 'til death do us part. If he had never died they would still be together, of course she'd react that way. People that are insecure over DEAD PEOPLE are pathetic
>>26909060
The cuck brought it on himself
Don't ask a question if you know the answer will piss you off because chances are you already know the answer
And this is why a girl who's never been in a relationship is an ideal partner.
How can liberal women even compete?
>>26908536
Most liberal women aren't serious ideologues. They just follow whatever the richest & most famous men say (celebrity meme politics).
>>26908614
This is why I don't think political ideology really matters in relationships. Women are vessels for opinions just as they are vessels for cocks
>>26908614
just reduce that to most women
Why are you not planning our base yet?
Playing games is fun, having nothing to lose and building shit from ground up is fun.
Having to slave yourself for another 40 years to be able to do so is definitely not fun.
So why not pool our strength, our agile minds untainted by society and its idiocy and start over somewhere together?
We have nothing to lose anyway, so why not give it a shot? Would it not be fun to live free life, spending our days in great outdoors just like nature intended, having no boss but ourselves?
I am sure that it is indeed...
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>>26908084
I remember a while back there was a thread talking about /r9k/ all getting together to live in a big barn or something. Then lure in normies, stacies and chads to consume their flesh.
That was the idea anyway.
>>26908239
Well i like the first half, doesnt have to be a barn though.
And instead of consuming their flesh we could sell them our homemade drugs.
Kill two birds with one stone, establish a (shoddy) economy AND be social with normies.
Use cash to buy solar panels and we can be truly independent from society.
>>26908084
>implying I'll let any of you near my hermit hut
kek
Who else here has an imaginary universe in their head that they constantly work on building and developing?
I've built an elaborate game based on the Bionicle "Cahdock and Gahdock" models. And made movies out of it using my HD camera. I spoke using a baby voice for the two characters in this game. I also included my other Bionicle and Zoids models. In the mythos for this game, Bionicles and Zoids have united together to form the intergalactic "BZ empire," and the Cahdock and Gahdock are immortal fugitives that get into absurd hijinks with each...
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>>26907855
>Bionicle/Zoids crossover
>basic humorous stories
The premise sounds cool, but I can't help but feel as if you haven't brought it up to its full potential.
>>26907855
I have like 4-5
>>26907855
>11,000 pages
Nigger turn your autism to actual authoring
>Meet a sweet, shy quiet girl in class (uni)
>Get to know her a bit through studying
>We're studying at her place
>Things escalate, start having sex
>Getting rough, hair pulling, my thighs making a slapping sound against her ass
>She's moaning and screams when she comes
>I pull out and nut on her face
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>>26907829
>Holy shit r9k was right. By the time a girl's 22 she's already used up completely. I feel sick
r9k is right about everything. People just make the ad hom mistake of thinking that because r9k is full of loser negbeards what they're saying isn't true.
Was with a girl recently who was very shy, introverted, sweet, intelligent and thoughtful, turns out she'd fucked 5 men by the age of 18. You would never in a billion years have thought it to look at...
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Holy fuck are you retarded.
First of all, normie GTFO.
Second, if she said that, it means there's room for louder. She wants you to make her scream harder and she wants you to scream harder too.
You're the one that chose to have casual sex with a girl with her roommate around. You're the one that wants to have sex without a relationships and bust on random girls' faces. If anything I'd say you guys are a perfect match- sluts belong with fellow sluts.
>inb4 normie
I'm a KV and I've only gotten drunk with this one beta friend I have and we only do it like one every 2 months, and I've drank with family members from time to time
When I drink I start off great, really social and happy but then I ALWAYS end up a self deprecating mess moaning about my shitty life and usually end up crying
You should be asking is what ya like when you sober? It's a scary thing when the demons need more.
if i'm drinking i usually just hang out at home by myself and play MKX on xbox until i get too fucked to put up a decent fight. then switch to watching shows or movies and go to bed.
>>26907798
I'm pretty much the same but at first I have a lot of energy, then I get tired.
I worked as a wagie at pic related for five months before I had a total mental breakdown and got signed off with stress and depression. I quit two weeks later to become a NEET again.
This place is notorious for treating it's staff like shit, but I ask you.. Was what happened to me to be expected because I had lived as a NEET previously or could it happen to even the most seasoned wagecuck?
Am I weak, or was it bound to happen?
>>26906951
I'm aware of that environment.
What did you do during the breakdown?
>>26906951
were you treated like shit?
>>26906951
What country? Isn't this a German brand?