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>lol anon you still live at home?
>aren't you like 20?
>I moved out when I was 18
>are you stupid or something?
>eww, mammas boy
I'm riding this free ticket for as long as i fucking can.
I have no self respect and i don't fucking care.
>>26962511
I've noticed that most girls who have "moved out" rely on Daddy or their bf to pay the rent for them. It's pretty fucking unfair honestly. If I was not afraid of getting arrested I would try to get highschool girls.
>>26962511
How does people move at 18? I feel completely unable to move out right now, how does people do it?
who /spending their lives in front of the computer/ here?
I haven't cried in 10 years
>>26962472
I cried within the last year. I watched that anohana anime about the girl who dies and it reminded me of my dad.
It's ok to cry, anon. Just don't cry about small shit.
>>26962472
When I'm not at work I'm home alone on the computer. I work at walmart and girls are starting to wear shorts again, it is great if you have a leg fetish.
I want to cry. I feel like I have a bunch of pent up shit that's holding me back.
>Missing someone thread
miss someone? talk about them here.
>tfw miss my old self
Back when I had sparkles in my eyes and the world was still friendly.
Now I've become bitter, spiteful and envious of those who can still sill the silver lining.
What the fuck is happening to the world and the universe
Why the fuck is the passage of time speeding up so fucking much for conscious perception
>>26962156
nope not really. who /free man/ here
Are monsters crafted or born?
elliot was extremely sexually frustrated, simple as that. Too bad no one pityfucked him
every type of person is mostly a product of his/her environment
if that weren't true, you would see more female killers and suicide victims
>>26961709
are you a fucking idiot?
males are more genetically prone to psychopathy, which is why you see more male psychopaths
>be me
>be 18
>"hey, anon, what are you doing after high school"
>every fucking day
>"oh, that's anon, he's a computer genius"
>"anon fix my computer"
>i've written two novellas, a play and an EP
>people only think of me as a computer guy
>been getting into art for most of HS
>experiment with visual art and music
>consistently go days without a computer
>time to pick a major
>currently taking three english classes
>"i think i'm gonna major in english"
>"no, anon, go into computer science, it's your calling"
>being college cucked by my guidance counselor
>might be doomed to an office job the rest of my life
>consider suicide frequently
>antidepressants are helping less and less
what do i do, guys, it's almost application time and i don't want to go into CS, because that just confirms that it's the only thing i'll ever be good at but i don't know if there are any decent jobs in the arts
There aren't many good jobs in the arts but there are jobs, if you dont want to study computer science its not even a question
WHAT IS ON HIS LIP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4BNtP7tN8I
>>26961208
basically it comes down to whether i value my family life over my education, i think every gathering would turn into a big clusterfuck of "such a shame you didn't go into CS, you've always been the computer genius, remember [computer related anecdote from my childhood]"
Do girls actually browse this board?
>>26961106
Well since I browse it then there's at least one
Serious question. Would any girls that browse this board be interested in sucking my cock?
I don't think so because you need to have friends and have dates before and care about your future, I'm a sad little troll living in a cave. Both robots and fembots have tits.
"You doing anything tonight, Anon? Do you want to go out with me to eat some sushi and drink some beer?"
Left arm is all bend up wtf
>>26959976
No thanks, I don't care for sushi or beer. Besides, I hate going out.
Hi alien man. What planet are you from?
TO the anons who have talked to girls who browse this board, what are/were they like?
I was involved with two. They were really manipulative liars who cheated. A lot of the girls seem really nice but I didn't get to know very many that well.
I don't think that being a manipulative BPD whore is exclusive to r9k though. If you're going to talk to anybody, be careful. The statistic is that something like 3% of children are fathered by unknowing cucks who are not the biological fathers. It's probably much higher than that, desu, since nobody ever does paternity tests.
I just need everybody to know that usually if a girl is telling you lies, she will literally carry them to the grave and never tell you the truth. If you figure out that something is off and she has been lying to you, cut contact immediately.
>>26959857
That sucks, how'd you find out about them cheating? And in what kinds of threads did you meet them in?
>>26959785
Very shallow and stereotypical. I've emailed with literal dozens of females over the years. They generally fulfill the "cuts contact out of nowhere with no explanation" or "randomly stops responding with no explanation" stereotype. Very typical and do not break standard female deviation.
any robots play old school runescape?
>killing giant spiders leveling combat atm
i used to play back in 07 and quit when it went rs3
fuck OSRS. they broke my heart when they brought back the fucking grand exchange. old school my ass. I was making so much bank flipping runes, and then they come in and fuck me over. jagex can rot in developer hell.
>>26960514
>"oy vey! my shekels!"
>"stupid goys!"
Fuck off jew rat
I'm done with this place.
There are people who don't think Chad is the reason why 90% of men are miserable.
Chad fucks every woman just to show off while the real men who desire a cute virgin girl, get nothing.
If Chad had dignity and didn't fuck every girl and had a girlfriend and didn't cheat on her, then there would be plenty of girls available.
Now all the girls know that Chad would fuck them so they don't see any point in lowering their standards.
If Chad was a decent human being then he wouldn't fuck every girl. But he's not. He's a fucking scum.
Fuck you all
Bunch of fucking orbiters
>>26959453
Beta cuck spotted.
Kill yourself.
Chad doesn't do shit. Chad doesn't even really exist
You're just an ugly failure who never tried.
Why are normies so obsessed with sports?
Why they obsess and dedicate themselves to watching a bunch of Chads play a meaningless game? Sports fans get in actual fights with each other over the results of a bunch of jocks who will never know they exist or if they did they would find their obsession with them creepy.
I'm glad that they usually kill eachother in said fights.
Basically a bunch of monkeys in red shirts hate another bunch of monkeys because they have blue shirts. No other reason. Fucking retards.
>>26959113
Yep, and these monkeys make more money in one season than you will ever see in a lifetime. How does it feel that a retarded monkey makes more money than you and is much more physically capable than you?
Also to OP, why are you so obsessed with shitposting on an image board? People like different things, get used to it. I don't follow sports either, but at least I don't act like what I enjoy is any more productive or insightful than the next person's interests.
>>26959049
Willing to bet you are also a normie OP.
Ughhh....I just started my period
>>26958438
Fucking how, you just started it yesterdad
>>26958498
>yesterdad.
>>26958498
>>26958498
>yesterdad
Fucking what
Does anyone else miss the old 4chan? And I mean the real old 4chan.
When 4chan consisted of people who were a little above-average intelligent but nihilistic. When we amused ourselves by ridiculing the rest of the world in all it's triviality, we just didn't care.
Today, people on /pol/ genuinely care what happens in the American election. You beta retards genuinely care about what happens in society in regards to feminism and the like. And so on, so further.
We used to have fun, we used to not take anything seriously. We just wanted a laugh and some company before we all kill ourselves from the crippling loss of meaning.
What happened? Did you change, or are you fresh Anonymous?
well i didn't think i'd still be a virgin by now, way back then
puts a slight crimp on the humor pipes
>>26958432
Jesus but what does it fucking matter? Masturbate, go to a whore, kill yourself.
You know?
>le wrong generation gentleman :xDDDDDDDDD
Is nofap worth doing?
There's only a small amount of truth to it, the true benefit is fapping purely from your imagination about women you've met irl and interact with or want to sleep with, and wait about 4-6 days between.
Going any longer than that is a retarded waste of time bro-science meme.
>>26958113
its a meem, and meems are shit
learn to think for your own fucking self
>>26958113
The only people who participate in nofap are virgins and idiots who can't get laid.
This is what KingBlackChad looks like
KEK
It's an old pic of Krager. A regular tripfag of /tv/
He is mentally ill black supremacist who is hoping being black will save him in 2016. He should be pitied not mocked.
>>26958080
>>26958110
You're all autistic considering I can pull shit like pic related and you have to fap with your hand and watch 2D porn you silly betas
