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Robots, how do I get a job?
apply to 100+ places apparently.
start rapping about how you haven't got a job
Move to northern europe and enjoy glorious welfare state, why would you even want a job?
Why aren't you a part time wagekek?
part time kek
part time neet
It's the best of both world
>win less than a neetshit
>win less than a productive member of the society
>>24771230
>tfw work 6 months a year saving
>quit for 1 month
>work 5 months part time
>start working for 6 months again
rinse and repeat
>>24771210
>being a fucking faggot earning minimum wage
why
>be me
>male
>big hands, bigger than most people I know with a few exceptions
>hairy as fuck nearly EVERYWHERE in my body
>Spend two days without shaving and there is a beard in progress, been like this ever since 14
>balls are enormous, sit on them all the fucking time, they are always hanging
>protuberant chin
>feet are rather big as well
but
>eazy-e-esque squeaky high pitched voice
>1,67 for life
What kind of alien am I?
>tfw 25 and stuck looking like a perma-child
I'd gladly trade with you, OP.
congrats op you're the missing link between monkey and homosapien
>>24771241
>implying monkeys have high pitched voices and that is not an accent they make
Got a Tinder date tonight. Wish me luck!
>inb4 reee reee, etc.
reee reee, etc.
>>24771162
Well played, good sir or ma'am.
enjoy your syphilis normie
I have been hearing that girls from /cgl/ are unstable. So is cosplaying a red flag? Why is that?
>>24771139
Look at it this way, they're becoming the epitome of attention whore by dressing up in front of a bunch of mainly introverted men.
This is NOT a normal situation and due to their increase in attention they go insane from power.
>>24771687
>This is NOT a normal situation and due to their increase in attention they go insane from power.
This. Women cannot handle the level of power that comes from cosplaying. It has less checks and balances than the oval office.
>>24771139
Many of these girls receive double or triple the attention the average female does due to all the anime-watching thirsty betas.
Make of that what you wish.
LGBT IT IS TIME TO LEAVE
We have tried to coexist in peace and harmony but it you fags are just turning this board into LGBT.
Leave right now or adapt to our board!
not even gay but that guy is cute and fuckable in a hetero way.
>man
>not original
>>24770896
You need to leave asap
Normie here, i've been on this board for around a month and saw nothing but everything hate threads. Men, women, dogs, cats, almost all games and movies of history, even anime.
So after you finished your daily reenormiegtfomuhboard ragewave, can I ask what the fuck do you robots like? What do you do on a daily basis?
What's to like?
>What do you do on a daily basis?
Circlejerk on a Vietnamese smithing advertisement.
Masturbate, watch a lot of porn and play vidya. There really isn't much else for a man to do when he's too ugly to be part of society.
>been experiencing brain fog and long-term memory loss for the last couple years (I think)
>can barely do anything anymore
>it's like I'm on autopilot, or a robot
>mind is blank; literally no words/thoughts seem to be going through my head, even as I'm writing this
>constantly go through periods where it gets better, then goes back to being debilitating, but never really felt like I used to
>had an MRI done and everything, but still can't figure out what's wrong
I just want to go back to the way things used to be. Just want to go back.
>>24770789
>stop masturbating
>start taking iodine
>limit 4chan to one hour per day, this site rots your brain per day, even if you just spend the rest of the day playing video games or anime its better for your brain
Eat a lot of raw eggs.
>>24770789
Wow OP, a lot of those symptoms resonate with my experiences.
Have you been to a psych? I got diagnosed with depression and am trying out different antidepressant combos atm.
Also, try to get outside or start taking vitamin D3 supplements. Low vitamin D (which I had) can cause memory difficulties and mental fog.I'm hoping to get an MRI done soon as well, wish me luck
Id just like to personally thank any wagekeks for paying taxes for me, My SSI check just came in for 3000 dollars this month and i havent lifted a finger besides to play world of warcraft.
I get to sleep in and stay up late, I can afford to pay for one of the better internet speeds in my area. Hell im even thinking about upgrading my hardware. I only spent about 300 on bills this month, So the rest is gonna go to snackies and vidya. thanks wagekeks hope your boss doesnt make you work on christmas day *yawn*
WTF?!!?? this is so unfair! :(
Who /subwayforchristmas/ here?
Thinking about convincing da senpai to get one those really long subs for christmas dinner
>play world of warcraft.
You better be talking about a private server friend. Anything later than TBC is casual tier.
>eyyyy anon! I haven't seen you since high school! What are you up to these days? how are you doing?
>>24770744
Bravo OP. One of the main reasons I avoid people.
It's the inevitable fucking question isn't it?
>tfw someone asks what you've been up to and you reply "nothing".
No one ever seems to understand just how fucked my life is. It's foreign to them. They've never sunk so low and they probably never will.
>>24770811
>What are you up to these days? how are you doing?
translation
tell me about your social life and success so i judge, discard or use it against you later
>>24770744
Nothing. Terrible.
I'm sure these are most peoples responses here.
Being fat doesn't mean you're unhealthy, /r9k/! Beauty is on the inside! Why won't you date a fat girl?
lel, even a fat girl would reject me.
Whatever ammount of vegetables and tea you eat you wouldnt get fat.
>>24770487
Don't you know that being fat makes dating WAY easier because you don't have to worry about fuckboys? I only date supreme gentleman who know beauty is on the inside!
Any brobots here lost their V to a prostitute?
Was it worth it?
>>24770428
Yes. It was great.
>>24770428
no, it was shit, it made me realize that really i dont want sex what i want is a companion someone who loves me, well at least now the hooker who i lost my virginity to is my friend
I did. It was worth it. It's a big part of why I'm not depressed anymore.
>25 years old
>Still live with mother
>Really want to move on with my life, get my own place etc
>Want to move far, far away from this prison
>Finally reach that point where I feel I have to get out before I become some NEET posting wagekek threads all day and eating tendies
>Mother has nobody else
>Every time I bring it up she guilts me into feeling like if I leave this place I am literally killing her
>Will probably be here forever because if I go all I will be able to think about is the fact she is probably going to die alone in a dingy house watching shitty day time TV
So what anime and manga is good right now? I can't ask for recommendations on /a/ because they don't like it.
Hey OP I am not up to date with what is airing but Non Non Biyori is cute and it cheered me up also do you have steam
>>24771246
Sorry anon I don't. I just pirate all my PC games.
Also Koma-chan is best grill.
why don't you move somewhere else together?
>make a thread about ninjas
>nobody sees it
hey you stop there
>>24770312
I would have replied to this thread but I didn't see it so I can't
>>24770342
This is a shit topic for a thread OP.
>"hey you stop there"
is not a conversation starter.
Like, is this just bait?
How the hell did he die a virgin? I mean, I get it, incredibly beta personality, and an extremely effeminate asian look. But Santa Barbera is full of faggots, it's fucking California. Surely one of them would have hauled him into a backroom somewhere and taken his boipussy.
>>24770301
Hes insane no really his madness is the reason he didnt lose his V card.
>>24770301
read his manifest
>>24770345
I have, and his manifesto makes it clear that he never could object to something, he could only come up with retorts later, in the privacy of his room and his mind.
I bet that if some alpha jock faggot wanted to fuck him in the ass, it wouldn't occur to him to say "no" until several hours later.
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