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> using my fake profile
>150+ matches, all will to do anything for a night with Chad.
How does chad have so much self control? If I was him, I would have sec with a differ girl every week tbqh
>How does chad have so much self control? If I was him, I would have sec with a differ girl every week tbqh
he does. I'm not sure you realize how much sex normies have.
>>24764621
what are you trying to achieve by doing this?
>about to delete fb
>remember that tinder is a thing
>decide to put myself on tinder before deleting my fb profile
>a week passes by, zero matches
>remove tinder and delete fb
In this thread I'm going to post quotations from "The Book of Disquiet" by Fernando Pessoa.
The book is written by an anonymous office worker in Lisbon, Portugal. He has no friends, no romantic experience, and experiences a great deal of sadness and nausea at the state of his existence. It is written in brief passages, some in diary form and others as analysis of a certain emotion, memory or aspect of his interior life.The book was discovered after the author's death, and has since become fairly popular.
If you enjoy the thread, please bump. Otherwise I will continue posting until I become too tired to continue.
>>24764611
Someone I trust told me that this book was a masterpiece. Watching this thread intently.
On asking little from life
>"I asked for very little from life, and even this little was denied me. A nearby field, a ray of sunshine, a little bit of calm along with a bit of bread, not to feel oppressed by the knowledge that I exist, not to demand anything from others, and not to have others demand anything from me - this was denied me, like the spare change we might deny a beggar not because we're mean-hearted but because we don't feel like unbuttoning our coat"
p.16
On his writing and potential audience
>"Sadly I write in my quiet room, alone as I have always been, alone as I will always be. And I wonder if my apparently negligible voice might not embody the essence of thousands of voices, the longing for self-expression of thousands of lives, the patience of millions of souls resigned like my own to their daily lot, their useless dreams and their hopeless hopes"
p.16
if it was anonymous why do have his name and picture? I sure hope my 4chan posts aren't discovered, published and credited to me posthumously.
This is how we deal with homosexuals
>>24764598
With erotic asphyxiation?
>>24764598
that would hurt my penis so no ill pass
The average homosexual is probably more moral, adjusted, helpful to society than the average robot. Plus it means less concurrence to get roasties.
If women are shallow, fickle, disloyal sluts then what is the best a man can hope for?
Is there ever such a thing as a good woman that can support you and improve your life, who means it when she says she loves you?
>>24764535
>not wanting a girlcock
step up baka senpai
Get rich and have a harem of perpetually 16-21 year old gfs who worship you because you have money and power.
>>24764565
Nice meme family
why don't you just get a racist grill, /r9k/
do they intimidate you?
>>24764477
>racist grill
where do i find one? i'm aself-loathing curryniggerbut honestly i'd imagine racism points to a lot of other green flags
>>24764695
I'll bet there are plenty of racist currynigger woman. Some of them are still traditional unlike white women.
>>24764477
Why would someone false quote her on that?
WAGEKEK, THE SLAVEMAN, WAS A VERY GRUMPY SOUL*
Wagies...? Pls respond
>>24764523
Serious question: how do you support yourself?
Then one foggy christmas eve
Neety came to say
Wagekuck with your brain so dumb
Wont you drink jew boss' cum
reaction image thread of the unusual type. ones you rarely use or have saved but dont know why.
>>24764371
original comment n 24764521
I saved this one a while back. I think it shows distress really well, but I rarely use it. I've never seen it reposted.
Could a younger version of yourself beat you up? I'm 27 and I think I'm already at that point.
Now fucking I'm 30kg heavier and can clean 125kg.
>>24764487
Meant 'no fucking way' baka desu senpai.
>>24764367
No, I'd definitely be able to beat young me up. I use to rage cry when I was real young, and as an adult confrontation would make me get so mad I'd be shaking and so forth. Now I'm much older, and I can channel my violence with a cool and calm precision.
What's on your christmas list?
An emo gf to cuddle with
>>24764313
mmm well maybe a rope and some quality coffee
reunite with my family
>see some comment by an anime girl on youtube
>go to their channel, look at all their site links and immediately fall in love even though I have never met them and don't know what they look/sound like or even if they are female
What the fuck is wrong with me? How do I stop falling in love with people on the internet?
you're gey
>>24764186
I'm not even gay, just extremely lonely I guess.
>no reply
Of course not. I should just pretend to be a girl nex time to get some advice
dubs and I'll get drunk to have the courage to talk to her
Hi there, Wagekek. I'm going to knock on your door and "carol" tomorrow night. Oh, you'll be at work, so only your gf will open the door? She will be impressed by my musician skills, since us NEETS have time to persuot our hobbies. Happy holidays, wagies! Can't wait for ur gf to lick my candy cane.
came for the retarded frog. didnt read kek text
>>24763997
Well, you've warned me now haven't you? Guess you'll be caroling to my shotgun
>>24764032
Did you like my OC pic and text? It's very festive
Did anyone else used to get erections when they'd get to see a girl's lower back during their school years or was I just a horny pathetic loser?
4sure my man
i think that makes us pervs
Still getting horny when I see an ass crack
>>24763828
Fuck yes, I would always jerk off I right when I got home to seeing even a slight bit of underwear
>Hey, look who decided to finally come out of his cave! We already ate all the chicken, but there's still plenty of fries and salad left!
I'll just have the vegetable, please.
>>24763817
girl in wheelchair is smoking hot. Chicks on other side of table look like overweight aliens.
fuck the rabbit food you roastie whorebags!
Ok /r9k/ let's do a little fapping experiment. It's only going to take a few minutes of your time, and you are going to spend those fapping anyway.
I'm going to post three pics. They are all SFW, two are of famous persons, one is not.
Your job is to chose one AT RANDOM and fap to it for exactly two minutes (use the computer clock to be sure).
If you don't come to the first chose another one at random and do the same. If you are still going after two more minutes go to the last remaining one.
If after six minutes you still haven't came post the pic trajectory you followed (so for example post 3-1-2 if you went from pic 3 to 1 and finally 2).
If you came at some point post the pic trajectory and also quote the pic you came to.
(Remember to add original text to your post so the robogods of r9k will be pleased.)
Picture img number #1
Picture img number #2
Picture img number #3
Hey robots. Why is nature so brutal?
>>24763677
The time has come to an end
Yeah -- this is what nature planned
Being tracked by a starving beast
Looking for its daily feast
A predator on the verge of death
Close to its last breath
Getting close to its last breath
(Rules of Nature)
And they run when the sun comes up
With their lives on the line
(Alive)
For a while
(No choice)
Gotta follow the laws of the wild
(Alive)
With their lives on the line
(No choice)
Out here only the strong survive
What's done is done
Survived to see another day
The dance of life
The hunter and the agile prey
No guarantee
Of which of them will succeed
Strong or weak
(yell)
Rules of Nature
Rules of Nature
>>24763677
rip qt zebra
Is this nature ?
