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My dad, that's who. It's so fucking cold in here that my fingers and arms are so frozen I can barely type. Then I got fibromyalgia on top of that. I had to walk around today with my hips and back feeling like they were going to snap off.
Yes, I walk around in a t-shirt and some shorts but I am not comfortable wearing long pants in the house, don't ask me why, I'm just not.
But really, who would be crazy enough, even if they are trying to save on the electric bill, to have their house at that temperature.
And yesterday the lowest temperature was around 25 degrees and we had a BLIZZARD
>>24758646
>Yes, I walk around in a t-shirt and some shorts
What? Put on a fucking hoodie or sweatshirt dumb ass.
>>24758679
I have autism. I really don't feel comfortable wearing long pants unless I absolutely need to.
>>24758646
someone ought to haul your ungrateful ass to the siberian wilderness where you have to cover yourself in shit for protection from the cold
>tfw gave up on trying to be a pro skater
>>24758585
>he skated
your life is a meme
LOL same, shits not worth breaking multiple bones and throwing urself down 20 flights of stairs to maybe get a sponsor and get paid like minimum wage.
get good at this instead
good
giving up on your "dreams" is not a bad thing
"dreams" are usually working with something fun, but fun things are not work, so in reality your "dream" is purely imaginary
congratulations, you just took one more step towards adulthood
>masturbate
>immediately take a shower
>engage in discussion and make a reply
>notice my post contains a grammar mistake
>close my web browser
>masturbate
>feel a bit bored and some porn is still up
>masturbate again
>masturbate
>reminded how alone I am
>cry
will u b my friend pls
pic related thisd is me
bamp
pls guys
>>24758310
>u b
>pls
Nah I'm good.
>>24758333
i got trips
now b my friends?
You have 10 seconds to explain why you don't do cardio with a gas mask.
>That beautiful lung strength training
I don't feel like knowingly and willfully subjecting myself to asbestos.
>>24758287
> asbestos
Except the gas masks don't contain asbestos, the only thing that does is the filters on a few of the ones (I believe the 1980's masks). You can also buy NATO filters if you are still scared.
Next.
>>24758307
>The only thing that has asbestos is the thing I'd be breathing in.
Wew lad.
How's your morning going, robots?
Just popped 250 mg of Benzedrex.
>woke up
>texted qt good morning
>made a cup of locally-roasted FTO coffee with a delicious vegan breakfast wrap
>vaporized some hash
>listening to Soon It Will Be Cold Enough by Emancipator
>about to start studying for my Physiology final, all of the material for which is incredibly fascinating, while chilling with my ratbros
life is gorgeous B) what a privilege it is to be alive
>>24758322
> B)
You're an idiot.
>>24758330
dB) hey kid
*turns hat*
qB) fuck off
Everything you know will be forgotten someday
Even legends die
Our sun will turn into a blackhole and every single thought and theory will be destroyed
Not only human creation but the "animal" perception of the 3d universe
Everything I know will be forgotten. But not during my lifetime, so who cares?
>>24758175
Our sun is not massive enough to become black hole. What is more our sun have fev mld years ahead. We can colonize our galaxy with that amount of time rather easily.
>>24758385
You really think we can get far away enough in time to escape the pull of the implosion?
>"Aah, Aaah-non, you were in the same Shakespearean Hegelian Hermeneutics seminar as Cynthia and I at DePoncey College! I remember you, you presented that paper about Stirnerian Metaphysics. It was divine! We're just out doing some silk underwear shopping before a two week cruise in the Gulf of Mexico on Chaddeus the Third's yacht. See you next term, ciao!"
>>24758131
Idk half these words
>>24758131
who gives a shit about shallow bitches? not even attractive.
>>24758131
I think you need to meet with my fucking Cockeus the Fourth sometime.
So, here's the situation:
>be me, 24, virgin, socially awkward
>haven't talked to girls other than casual smalltalk or to friends' girlfriends in years
>friend introduces me to cute girl, let's call her Jane
>get along really well, fall in love with Jane
>meet a few times, just the two of us
>Jane tells me she just wants to be friends
>continue to hang out
>go to an event where Jane was supposed to show (didn't)
>meet new girl, let's call her Lucy
>same situation, we get along well, I start to forget Jane
>take Lucy to a friend's birthday party
>Jane is there, giving me strange looks
>ask Lucy out, she says she just wants to be friends
>continue to hang out anyways
>take Lucy to another party, stand with her all night
>Jane is there to, always close to me, dancing and flirting with different guys while she's giving me looks
>Lucy goes home, I go dance with Jane
>Jane asks me when we'll go out again
>only minutes later reminds me we're just friends
>everytime I've seen her since, she's been flirty with me
>wants to come over today to watch a movie
So what the fuck am I supposed to do? Are we just hanging out as friends or is she expecting something to happen?
I mean, her flirty behavior indicates she's somehow interested, but telling me that we're just friends does the opposite.
Is she just jealous of the other girl? Has she changed her mind? Or doesn't she know what she wants herself?
So how to I act? I guess I'm supposed to be looking for hints and signs, but I know I can't read them, I'm borderline autistic for fucks sake.
Please guys, help a fellow robot out here. This might be my ome chance with a girl.
She's jealous that you stopped beta orbiting her.
Girls LOVE ATTENTION. They will do anything for it. They especially love attention from beta orbiters because it boosts their confidence to go after Chads. So a girl will do anything to string along a beta orbiter.
>>24757956
Sounds like an adv thread you normie fuck
>>24757956
>accidental Chad move
Nice, son. Your opening game move is strong; your end game tactics must be shit though if you're still a virgin.
AYO HOL UP SO U SAYIN
>blows up abortion clinic
WAIT MAN SO U BE SAYIN
>hands a starving 3rd world child a bible
*smacks lips* SO U SAYIN
>cuts off baby's penis tip
WAIT UP BRUH SO U SAYIN
>kneels before the cock of israel
CHILL NIGGA U BE SAYIN
>kills a tax paying, law abiding, white gay man
MUHH FUGGA I KNO U AINT SAYIN
>complains about starbucks cup
MO BOOGA M BOP SO U SAYIN
>speaks to his imaginary friend, actually expecting an answer
SO U SAYIN
>crusades
MY NIGGA WAIT UP CUZ I KNO U AINT SAYIN
>reads fairy tales and thinks they happened
*shuffles feet*SO U BE SAYIN BRUH
>praises god for being good after finding a shiny penny while 8 children died of starvation and 3 innocent women were raped in that same minute
HOL DA FUCK UP I KNO U AINT SAYIN
>takes life advice from illiterate, murderous, disease ridden bronze age barbarians with a life expectancy of 35
I SED HOL DA FUCK UP U AINT SAYIN
>waterboards a baby in a dress with a smile in the name of tradition
SO U BE SAYIN
>eats a jesus cracker
HOL UP A GOD DAM MINUTE I KNO U AINT SAYIN
>pays the salary of kidfucker pedos
SO YOU IS SAYIN U DONT BELIEVE IN GOD? FUCKING FEDORA LMAO
>>24757914
Agnosticism > Theism + Atheism
Anyone who disagrees with this is an obscure cunt.
>>24757914
Sounds a little try hard, maybe your fedora is sized a little small your enlightenment is having a hard time coming through.
> Perhaps the same could be said of all religions
>muster courage to ask girl for number
>she actually says yes, writes it down
>tears it off for me
>rips off last two digits
>I don't notice til just now
Why does god hate me?
We work together, she's still here. How do I go back and get the number without awkwardness?
>>24757891
Well it depends did she say yes sarcastically and ripped it on purpose or was it just a simple mistake?
>>24757994
Seems to be a mistake, she didn't sound sarcastic.
>the year is two thousand and fifteen
>he asks girls for their number instead of contacting them on normiebook
Daily reminder that feminists want you fapping to porn.
>>24757775
then i am a radical feminist?
>>24757775
They won, at least I have porn since I can't get a real woman right? Isn't' that a good thing? Am I doing good?
>>24757775
why?
original comment tbqhwyfomgf
left or right?
hardmode: not tits dependent
also sauce
>>24757474
left's face and body seem better, feet too, you could make her flat i would still pick her for my fucktoy
>>24757474
right.
I like the shape of her hips better and it seems like she has longer legs
>>24757474
Right easily, even though I hate blondes.
Why the hell do they look so small?
You have 11 seconds to say something to impress them.
wow stacy show me dem tittys
>You two look beautiful in thumbnail-size images
>>24757357
i probably would just have to say hello in a cheeky sexy way and give them a smoldering look cause a lot of people have said i look like jerry seinfeld and hes not that ugly so they would probs be excited to get attention from a young stallion like myself
Why are little girls so much prettier than the disgusting full grown ones?
>>24757323
This conclusion may sound a little unsettling but it out.
Back in the primordial past when sexual selection was still a major factor in human evolution the age in which a female would be contested for would be pretty much the age when she could be contested for. that is, when she reach puberty.
therefore the traits that would make her a desirable mate would peak just around puberty.
of course some girls mature slower and others faster, but they still follow this principle.
>>24757323
This question requires an answer
>>24757382
So hebes are Alpha males?
And pedos are super Alpha males?
