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>you will never have a group of friends like Mike, Jay, and Rich from RLM to goof around and watch bad movies with
>you will never have friends
Why go on living?
>>24754905
>Mike, Jay, and Rich
there are two more guys there, what about them?
>>24755013
no we don't talk about them
>>24755013
there's josh and the gayfag, guess which is which
>tfw hand-made sub made by a licensed sandwich artists
did you already eat today fellow neets?
where's the meat?
>>24754708
Go to publix. That sub looks disgusting
>>24754708
How much is the 30 oz drink
Does /r9k/ like to see things in paint splotches, clouds, etc.?
Excuse the disgusting second bathroom, but often when I pee there, I look at the large paint splotch below the vent and see a unicorn.
autism speaks. let's listen
I think i see England but it's probably just a shit stain (what's the difference am i right?)
Not paint splotches, but I always see images in drywall textures. I've constantly noticed them since I was a kid. They're actually good inspiration for my art. When I'm bored at work I'll stare at the walls to see what cool images I can come up with.
Enjoy your last few hours of weekend wagekeks.
tic toc
It's friday night, wouldn't this be the start of the weekend?
Also what I've been trying to figure out is how most NEETs stay afloat to have housing/food/water/electricity/internet/vidya. Is it mostly parents (what I'm assuming), or are you also collecting unemployment?
Hell, I'd love to be a NEET, fact of the matter is I simply can't. I have no parents to pay my way and welfare where I live is shit. I just decided to make a great wage and save instead, so I can just retire at 34 (projected retirement).
>>24754732
Were all living with out parents.
Good way to live my man.
>>24754693
But it's Friday...?
I don't understand, please explain the origin post, original poster.
>You so funny anon-kun~ do you wanna getu a coffee after worku?
>getu
You can't even Engrish properly.
>>24754575
I haven't imbibed a drop of coffee in my 19 years of life, so no. I'd like to keep that record going. I'd probably just order a nice hot apple cider considering it's winter and that's a good seasonal drink.
Actual answer to a girl; Yeah, sure. [Local Coffee place] at [time] sound good?
It's literally that simple.
Shes from hongkong no japan you dumb fuck. Look the prices behind her.
>tfw no ronin bf
>tfw bf is better than you
>>24754556
Thanks, Doc.
I'm just wandering here.
>>24754583
no uxx
NEVER FUCKING AGAIN
I'M SERIOUSLY CONSIDERING DOING THAT MGTOW SHIT NOW I'D TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED BUT IT'S WAY TOO DETAILED AND IF THE BITCH FINDS OUT DUE TO THIS SHIT GOING ON MEME PAGES OR SOME SHIT SHE COULD PUT ME IN PRISON BUT FUCK HER THIS IS MY TIPPING POINT DON'T GO NEAR THEM THEY'RE FUCKING PSYCHOPATHS
[I CAN'T EVEN POST THE STORY ON WIZARDCHAN TO GET LESS PUBLICITY BECAUSE I FUCKED HER AND THEY'LL BAN ME]
you were right, robots, I should've never gone near those psychopathic succubi
meemees
Be honest, did any of you ever have "nice" Chads or Stacys in school?
Like, not your friends, but they didn't hate you?maybe even defended/helped you at one point without it being a prank
I went to an upper middle class HS, here everyone gets along and the only bully is the occasional nigger.
One time I tried out for the basketball team and everyone encouraged me even though i sucked
>>24754413
Yeah, all the paranoia about school shooters in the US has changed the dynamic completely. It still sucks but at least there's no physical abuse involved.
>elementary school
>was picked on by most of the popular kids, to the point of being beaten up
>usually just sat alone at recess
>Stacey came up to me and started talking to me one day
>was really nice to me
>figured she was trying to pull one over on me
>but she kept coming to talk to me
>then she started inviting me to hang out with her and the other popular kids
>high school came around and she was still always nice to me
>gave me her phone number in our freshman year, just out of nowhere
>kept pushing me to try harder at school, because I'd never really wanted to be there
>did everything I did because she wanted me to be better and I'd had a huge crush on her since we were young
I could go on but really it's just more of her being nice to me.I married her though
Anyone else /cheating on their gf/?
Makes it even hotter knowing how much it would absolutely demolish her if she found out.
>>24754409
I'm pretty sure that my gf is cheating on me while she is at her mother's funeral in the UK, so I am cheating on her while she is gone just to be safe.
This is why we cant have nice things.
Congrats on contributing to the decay of society.
With her friend. Mostly because she's a cunt and her friend isn't. Waiting for her to get bored or whatever so she thinks it's her idea to end it. Less chance of her breaking my stuff that way.
Am i going to make it?
Outlook uncertain
Get a style. Get a personality. You look like the most boring generic guy ever conceived.
>>24754187
With confidence and a wide social circle, easily.
But you're already posting here so you're fucked
im sick of reddit
what are some r9k friendly sites
> inb4 stormfront
> inb4 jewwatch
> inb4 foreveralone bs sites
>>24754161
is that rampgae jackson in japan?
lol. He's actually a fuckin asshole tho
>>24754161
tfw no qt bowl cut backpack asia waifu
The sad thing is a lot of sites have gone the way of the pager. No longer are there fun, unique sites hidden around to be found and enjoyed. It's all social media clickbait monetized ad dollar rubbish. I miss the internet when people were afraid of it and considered it too weird, nerdy, or creepy to use. Now it's a vast expanse of shit, just shit as far as the eye can see.
>Let's write a sex story together! Everyone one sentence! I begin:
"During the day, she was tought and feminist woman, but at night..."
>>24754074
She was a fundamentalist Christian, she...
>hey guys, everyone immediately start writing a sex story
hmm, 2autistic4me
This is dumb and you should feel bad, OP.
Be me
>hate myself
>no confidence or self worth
>bang super model looking girls and almost get engaged
Roger, you guys, and my friends that are weird virgins:
>entitled as fuck
>think that they have tons of "value" that people just can't see
>cringy as fuck when they talk about women
I can't even believe virgnity or women hate is such a thing god you guys are fucking pathetic
>>24753987
who's the girl, op?
>>24754028
I'll never tell the likes of you
> no confidence or self-worth
> lol but I bang supermodels anyway
Ok kid
>women would prefer to fuck dogs than robots
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SwITAGUNjM
Trust me, most of us only ever do it once, if at all. Dogs cum way too quick to be good lovers.
>>24754006
>most of us only ever do it once
>only ever do it once
>only once
>>24753899
>That feeling when a dog has more sex with women than you.
I'm having a hard time falling asleep. Let's write a bedtime story.
>Once upon a time
>>24753732
>>Once upon a time
There was a strong and modern, open-minded woman.
>>24753865
>who thought she was equal to men
>>24754132
But who couldn't helpt to only feel sexually attracted to...
