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have black people even invented a single thing?
and dont tell me about george carver, I'm sick of niggers being like "yeah we invented the peanut"
>>24750657
they invented AIDS
>>24750657
Several modern forms of rape were invented by Negros.
Its not hard to google "black inventors" you fucking mongoloid.
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I am conflicted.
You going to drive 60 miles for that?
>>24750561
"your"
Fat and stupid.
>>24750561
dude shes hot af. go for it
is there any frozen meal that's actually filling?
even those large pizzas can be eaten by one person in a single sitting. a bag of frozen pizza beagles can be eaten in a day
this one's pretty good
i normally just eat the chicken and that is pretty filling on it's own
Am I the only one that feels an inexplicable sadness when looking at/ eating TV dinners?
>>24750983
no
they're pretty depressing honestly
Hey /r9k/, why is it that you never even try to date a foreveralone woman?
There's a few subs that you could use to make friends or romantic partners, such as:
http://www.reddit.com/r/ForeverAloneWomen
http://www.reddit.com/r/ForeverAloneDating
http://www.reddit.com/r/ForeverAlone
http://www.reddit.com/r/FA30Plus
Surely you'd have much more in common with them than with Stacies?
And if there's any FA ladies on /r9k/, why not go there and try to find a nice FA guy?
Well /r9k/ what's stopping you? Why are you so passive? Don't you want to do something with your life?
What a bunch of pussies.
/r9k/ do you want to stay virgins until 30?
Why don't you all convert to Islam and move to an Islamic country? In Islamic countries, sluts are looked down upon and can even be stoned to death.
>>24748122
anime is illegal too kekbots
>>24748122
Stormfags: steal betas' inventions and claim that they came up with it
Muslims: steal betas' inventions and claim that they came up with it
Atheists: too busy shoving bananas up their ass to invent anything
Jews: master race
If they weren't out to convert, conquer, and exterminate whites, I wouldn't have a big problem with mainstream Islam. They can believe whatever they want to, if it keeps money in my pockets and society running smoothly.
>Studies show that meditating for 20-25 minutes a day for just eights weeks has been proven to boost empathy and reduce stress.
So, why don't you meditate, robots?
>>24746803
No time. I already waste all of it shitposting.
How does one meditate properly?
Meditated the other night, t.b.h I rush too much to get to work in the morning but am incorporating it into my nightly routine
Tinder thread for robots.
Share experiences, stories and tips/hacks here with other robots so we can escape robotdom
>>24734386
Anyone had any luck yet? I havent after 3 days or so, so I bought tinder plus. First time I ever paid for shit like this but fuck it i hope i can get laid one day. I even made an auto-like mechanic machine with some old toy motors
>>24734394
>Paying for Tinder Plus
Tippity Toppity Kek
should i make one
ITT: We post really depressing screenshots
I want to feel devastated.
I'll dump some of what I have.
um.. you're not funny.
here's one from last week
I don't know what to fucking write next to these.
Nuggies are objectively better than tendies
>mfw when mom never buys me nuggies anymore, she says I'm too fat
Except Wendy's nuggets are the only good nuggets.
>>24753590
If they're crispy and not those shitty squishy grocery store nuggets that come in huge bags, then yeah, nuggets are better than tendies.
For the real robots who are left, where did it all go wrong? Were you genetically doomed to fail, or was it your parents that failed you?
If this is a thread for "real robots" then why are you posting a picture of a failed normalfag?
Fuck off you meme-spouting idiot.
Our revolution will come one day.
Believe in the fire.
Wait for the big guy.
Probably when I was 14
My was locked most of the year and I stopped going to school.
I'm getting Minecraft and The Switcher. Already have PES, Madden, NBA 2k16, Metal Gear and Assassin's Creed Black Flag.
>console minecraft
for what purpose?
Bloodborne is the only game worth buying for the ps4.
But it's not worth buying a ps4 for.
>>24752570
Because that's what I play on.
>guys have met femanons here on /r9k/ met in real life and started dating
How the fuck has this ever happened?
We met via the old maps threads, we happened to live close and she messaged me and said she wanted me to come visit her.
>>24752342
Not being a douche does wonders.
>>24752342
femanons are sluts
who /cannibal/ here?
>tfw picking up homeless people at night
>take them back to my place
>too high or drug-addled to do anything
>keep them in my cool room
>come in and hack off fresh meat as I please
Are you gonna be on the news anytime soon anon? Will this thread be on the news?
Honestly I've always wanted to see what it would taste like
I just discovered looking at this that I'm a cannibal.
Tfw no sociopath bf to bonnie and Clyde with
>Parallel multiuniverse theory claims there are universes with every possible situation
>Tfw there is a parallel universe of Chad getting kekold by me atm
>Tfw there is a parallel universe of me taking a shit inside your mouth atm
>Tfw there is a parallel universe of me sucking you off
>Tfw there is a parallel universe of me fucking Stacy atm
Feelsgoodman
>infinite number of universes
>I'm stuck in this shithole where I'm a robot
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
This is bullshit. If it was true, there would be a universe where I go through dimensions to exactly THIS one here to visit me.
But I don't see myself here.
So it's not true.
>>24752181
/thread
This guy got it.
We post things we don't think other robots do
>I spray anti-antiperspirant on my ass
Keeps my ass from getting sweaty or briefs on a hot day.
>We post things we don't think other robots do
Like sex?
I have sexual relations and emotional relationships with adult women, but due to mutual dysfunctional behavior (usually more them than me) I ultimately remain single. It isn't that I don't want to eventually get married, it's just that chicks are fucking crazy bitches.
>/r9k/ does not do this
>>24751919
>>24751895
besides having sex.
