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What do girls think of dicks with phimosis?
>>24759710
Girls, plz rezpond.
Smegma tastes yummy. Cutfags still relevant if their cocks are bigger than 8 inches.
Overall, the size and skill of the wielder is infinitely more important than the trivial cut/uncut nonsense.
>>24759710
Smelly. Disgusting. Abnormal. Nasty.
Anyone who owns one should do the mankind a favour and remove themselves from the gene pool immediately.
>me and my gf were virgins
>wanted to lose it together
>when I wanted to do it she said no and kept saying "she wanted me to enjoy it, it needs to be special"
>Sometimes I would text her and she would say she was "practising for us ;)"
>tfw I found out she was getting fucked by new guys every week
Lol got eeeeemmmm
>>24759611
What did you think "practising" mean, OP you dumbfuck.
b8 for sure
>roasted
Who else here avoiding his friends? I'm tired of doing always the same bullshit, I prefer to stay at home browsing 4chan.
>tfw I just want to be alone, comfy at home
Yeah I do this, it's taxing for me to be around people due to introversion, and everyone has the same 10 fucking conversations and the same 50 interests
Yes, as soon as school ended i completely cut ties with the few friends i had left because it was exhausting enough even talking to them online.
Shut the fuck up you teenage shitfucks
>last attempt at asking out a girl ended up as a failure
>she pretends I don't exist anymore
>broken
>told myself I won't try again for months
>2 months later
>qt catches my interest
>charismatic and lovable Chad is also interested in her
I need your help, /r9k/. How do I go about this? She has to know that he's interested in her. Everyone knows that he literally stalks her social media and he gives her flowers and shit. She and I kind of have a mutual thing going. At least, she thinks I'm cool and refers to me as "sir". Can I make this work? Am I a fool for still trying with girls after several rejections in a row?
Give up now or face heartbreak and bad feels
>>24759418
Ask her out before Chad does. Simple.
You don't, because inevitably the story ends with you as the loser. The only way to win is not to play, but if you haven't learned that yet then feel free to give it another go round. Maybe next time you'll learn.
>be me 17 male birthday in December
>lurker on 4chan for about 3 months now
>been wanting to post to you guys for some time
>read all the rules
>read a lot of posts from /b/ /r9k/ /gif/
>practicing writing out green text so when the day comes I can do it
>day finally comes
>writing post
>finally get to last line
>uploading dankestpepe.jpg
>*clicks post*
>mfw
>first post on le 4chan
Hey guys anon here how's life? Also what's up
Underage b8
Get out. You obviously didn't read the rules thoroughly enough.
where's your token rare pepe? if it's your first post and you want to be accepted by us, you need something extra dank
pic related, it's a rare to add to your started pack
welcome to the club brather
>niggers live above me
>blasting music at 10pm
>blasting music at 10am
Might kill myself, they do this on purpose, dying to fight, landlord doesn't even care, going insane, how do I get them back
>>24759151
Report them, op
If the music is outside the rules or laws, report them every day until they either stop or move
>>24759151
Go over there with some forties. Ask them to turn it down a little say you're kinda sick and just need a day to recoup. Ask to use bathroom, plant drugs. Leave. Call cops.
>>24759233
I'm calling the cops if they do it tonight but I want revenge so bad help
>she took my virginity
>relationship didn't last long because I don't want to get keked
>mfw I still think about how beautiful she is
>mfw I still think about how much better she's doing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJR2p8JliNY
>>24759046
bumping for feels
help me
>>24759046
>tfw you remember meeting her for the first time .
>tfw it wasnt anything special
>tfw you slowly started getting into her
>tfw enjoying cocktails by the sea on cool summer nights.
>tfw dancing together in the club .
>tfw having sex for the first time . you said you liked long black dresses and earrings . she wore them for you .
>tfw she sent you pictures of her wearing her cute work uniform. saying " good morning babe xxx "
>tfw you let her sleep after having sex , and as you start wearing your clothes she says " are you just gonna fuck me and leave ? " and you stay and cuddle like a moron until the early morning hours.
>tfw you remember the days at the beach together , laughing , swimming together. you remember her sun tanned skin and her hot bikini.
>tfw it's all over now
>tfw you realize people are people , you just projected what you wanted to see .
>tfw she wasn't who you thought she was
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>>24759133
I'm glad someone else knows this feel
You're not alone anon
So /r9k/ supports the San Bernardino guys right? Because ISIS is fighting to put a stop to degeneracy and the San Bernardino mujahideen are fighting in the name of IS. It's like the beta uprising, if we can all put our petty racism aside for just a moment.
So you guys all support them right?I don't want to be redpilling all of my family and family friends on Facebook for nothing...
Maybe you should put your energy into something meaningful like bettering your life
>>24758987
you wot m8
Nigger nobody here likes Islam. It's not even racist you fucking idiot
r9k i am full of feel right now
>be beta
>be omega with this girl for 4 years
>i am so badly in the friends zone i am like a fucking family member to this girl
>she isnt even that hot
>quite nerdy but not like "xD im a gamur so nerdy lol"
>we are into all the same shit
>make attempts to get with her for years
>all failures
>my attempts are more like me trying to flirt but it just fails
>we both apply for the same college class
>ohgodyes.jpg
>think she will end up getting horny as fuck and want to get with me
>first day me and her go into college
>we get put into groups for our induction
>she keeps looking at this boy
>im like
>"what are you looking at?"
>she is like "nothing" while playing with her hair
>ohboyherewego.jpg
>in the first week of classes
>find out this boy isnt in our class
>i spend all my time with her in the breaks
>i notice whenever he walks by or something she always looks at him
>i just dont get it
>he is quite chubby
>he is /fa/ and has good hair but certainly not good looking
>start thinking "oh shit if they start talking that will be it"
>i cant get /fa/ or /fit/
>i ask one of my friends in his class what he is like
>he says he is funny guy full of confidence a bit strange at times though
>just start thinking "oh fuck i really need to make a move on her now"
>if she fucking likes this dude i have no chance of getting with her
>she is so perfect to me
>he would probably just fuck her
>me and her always meet at a bus stop near her
>i have to walk a while to get there because its not my nearest bus stop
>but i would do anything to be with her if im honest myself
>i walk up to the bus stop as usual
>see someone with her in the distance
>walk closer at more of a pace
>realise its him
will post more if you want it, gets worse ;_;
Moar pls familiarino
>>24758981
it is obvious but please continue, make me feel better about myself.
Continue please,know that i feel with you
Is it ever worth deleting one's entire porn collection?
Destroying/deleting one's possessions is a manner of self-harm. It is construably 'worth it' sometimes.
>>24758782
It has no affect, you will start collecting porn eventually again.
>>24758782
If the act of collecting it is what drives you, sure. Then you get to collect it all over again.
Weekends already half over, wageslaves
That went by quick!
Is that a new blanket? Nice.
You got a new comfy blanket. Nice!
New blanket was purchased with wagekek tax dollars
When moms tell their sons that they're handsome, are they...
A. Lying to the sons to make them feel better
B. Brainwashed into thinking they actually are
It's a bit of both.
>>24758753
My mom saw me through being an awkward pre-teen and teen to being a legit good looking dude by dressing and grooming properly.
Thanks for that mom, if she didn't tell me I'm good looking I'd probably never try.
But what about guys that actually are handsome?
It wouldnt be either then
>she takes my virginity
>mfw I still think about her
How do I forget about this harlot?
How did you forget about her?
male virginity is just a social construct anon
I fucked another non prostitute girl
>>24758723
I still think about how she's doing better than me
how do I change this?
>"Honey, mommy's got you some chicken tendies like you wanted! But you know what you have to do for them right? You remember where mommy likes to get licked I hope? You better, or I'm throwing these tendies right in the trash!"
>>24758706
Na i think i'll just skip to eating
*pushes you aside*
*starts eating my food*
>>24758706
Fuck off bitch, I'm hungry for tendies, nor your disgusting pussy. Why don't you have some nigger do it instead?
*eats tendies*
>>24758720
>*knocks your tendies to the floor*
>"I wasn't fucking asking you. Get on your goddamn knees, and start eating, and I don't mean the fucking chicken..."
I know most of you here are NEETs yourselves and you hate normies. But I also know there are at least a few of you on this board that have a somewhat normal life. I see that many of you have jobs, friends, frequent sexual encounters, etc.
I'm a 20 year old virgin NEET shut-in with some past college education but no degree. I know that a lot of you are older and in worse conditions, so this isn't a complaint, but a plea for help.
>usually very shy and socially awkward in new situations
>no applicable work experience
>have a vehicle and license but have always been a horrible driver and never go anywhere partly because of it
>almost no social interaction outside of family members since I graduated high school two years ago
I hate this life. I know I'm still young, but the next 5-10 years will fly by if I keep this up and I need to change things while I still can. I have no idea how to function in the real world. But where do I start?
Most places that are hiring now are fairly far away from where I live, which wouldn't be a problem in the summer, but is a problem with icy roads in the winter as a relatively inexperienced driver. Once I can get a stable job I can get my own place and then work on things from there. It doesn't have to be perfect, but I feel lost. I want to change my life, but I don't know where to start.
For those of you robots who've had experience turning your lives around, how did you do it? Your situation doesn't have to be anything like mine. I just want to hear it and maybe find some inspiration in it. I'm making this thread not just to help myself, but to help others here who may be wanting to get out of their situation as well.
>>24758656
I'm not someone who has a normal life, but I want to tell you a bit of my story and give you some advice because you're in a similar situation.
I'm 25 years old, soon to be 26, and I'm a friendless, KHHV NEET who's never had a job. I've always suffered from anxiety and once I hit puberty developed sleep issues which made everything twice as bad. I quit high school at 16 due to anxiety even though I could've probably made friends and made it through just fine if only I had just tried not to let my anxiety rule my life. I ended up taking some college classes a few years later, and I was doing better, even had a few conversations with people, but I let anxiety stop me from befriending anyone, and ended up getting disinterested and lazy after one semester and quitting. I've been NEET again ever since.
This isn't what I wanted my life to be. In hindsight, I wish I had kept going with college, and even if I lost interest in what I was studying, I should've just studied something else. I should've let people be my friend and maybe I wouldn't have ended up alone and miserable. Now I hate my life but I feel like it's too late to start over. I'm far too old to just now be going to college and trying to get a job after a couple more years.
My advice to you is to fore yourself to do something. Even if it's just some college classes you aren't passionate about, you might make friends or figure out what your actual passion is, and at the very least you'll keep yourself from falling into deep NEEThood.
If you do have a passion already, consider yourself lucky and stop at nothing to do it. The one thing I wish for most in life is to find a passion I actually care enough about to pursue against the odds.
http://www.redpillhandbook.com/
>>24758878
Continued:
If you want to get a job instead, just keep applying and don't stop until you land something. I have trouble finding the motivation to try to get a job I wouldn't like, but the fact of the matter is that any job would be a good stepping stone towards meeting people, gaining social skills, gaining life skills, and eventually moving on to better things.
Also when it comes to driving, keep in mind that almost everybody out there driving on a daily basis is a horrible driver, but they do it anyway. If you live in the US and aren't in a city with public transportation, you're basically forced to drive in order to partake in society. If you try your best to be safe about it and don't do stupid things like using the phone while driving or driving drunk, you're already a better driver than half the population.
In summary: force yourself to do something with your life. Unless you want to be a NEET until you die an early death, pick another option. If every other option seems miserable, pick the least miserable one. The sooner you do it, the better. In hindsight, getting out of being NEET seems 10x more difficult at 25 than it did when I was 20.
I know this is a wall of text, but if it helps even one person in a similar situation, it will have been worth it to me.
