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So, I've jumped dimensions at least 25-30 times.
At the beginning, I was a passive, scrawny neckbeard. The first time I jumped dimensions, I wanted to be in a universe where I was very social and outgoing, instead of a shut-in. Soon after jumping dimensions at night, I woke up that morning more social than ever. I began to go a bit deeper. So I decided to imagine a dimension where I was taller, a dimension where I had a wider jawline, and able to build muscle easier. Small jumps, but I was making them frequently to where I was a different person in each dimension. It was addictive.
I've used it to gain advantages at work, get promoted before others, and change myself entirely. I don't know who I was a year ago.
I've moved directly into extreme dimension jumping. After I became more skilled with it, I learned to complete big jumps. The morning after making a big jump, I always jumped out of bed nauseous and ran to the bathroom to vomit. On occasion, I've had very bad nose bleeds from jumping, I haven't yet gotten an MRI because the doctor says I'm perfectly healthy.
I completed my biggest dimensional jump last night. This morning I woke up with a 10/10 woman in my bed I've never met in my life. To my surprise, she's known me for more than 6 months; and better than anyone. She loves me dearly. The best part? I didn't have to do a thing.
Didn't get enough replies on your first thread with this garbage?
Didn't get enough replies on your first thread with this garbage, you fuckface?
>>24751692
This entire post
Frb
Let's add each other on steam. I'll Start
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198082954892
Somebody buy me Vermintide. ^_^
Bump for you guys to make friends.
>tfw a couple friends from the past few threads
>tfw too much to handle
why
I added you ;3
What are your hobbies, anon?
I like to raise beetles, build gunpla and edit skate videos w/ my 2 friends
>>24749316
That's pretty cool op
I like to draw and not much elseWhat's a Gunpla?
I like Russian literature, scuba diving, and cars, specifically tuning/aftermarket but repair/mechanics is also nicericed up 350z for anyone who's curious
I like to stare at girls and fap shortly afterwards
Lets try this again. Make yourself and your waifu.
http://www.rinmarugames.com/game/?game_id=421
ok i made something kinda like me
please bully me
>>24749116
poo in loo my man.
I have curly hair though
Do you collect anything, /r9k/?
>>24746788
Holy shit that girl is qt.
pepes desuwa
>>24746788
I used to collect items that I found really interesting, such as coins, collectible toys, nice cards.
Now I collect some foreign money, and hats from places that I have been.
how do you guys sit in your computer chair?
I do this because it feels good on my back
I'm too tired to use the chair. I just recline on the bed or sit on it against the wall, using the laptop.
>>24743540
laying down is top cozy when on computer I agree
>>24743497
so you just lay on your balls?
i have my bed next to the computer table, so i usually end up lying with my legs on the bed and my back on the sit. hard to type this way though
just three weeks until Christmas edition
Porn.....Do you stream or download?
>>24742657
stream.
I have commitment issues.
who skyblue here?
>tfw working christmas
dould be worse like spending time with my family
Post phrases that killed your self confidence.
>oh the kid in the back? I dont know about him, hes so quiet, hes kind of creepy
>why are you walking so weird
I hate people.
>>24724702
>be me 19yo virgin femanon, 1997
>lost huge amount of weight
>finally chance to lose v-card
>take off shirt
>take off bra
>"why do your tits look like windsocks?"
>start crying, self image ruined
>dude laughs @ me, leaves, find out he told all the guys in the small town i grew up in
FML ruined my self esteem, couldn't get undressed in front of a guy until i spent 10k on new tits.
>Why are you always alone? Don't you have any friends?? wtf is wrong with you.
If I have consensual sex with a woman and she falsely accuses me of rape with no evidence other than her own word, I'd still be prosecuted regardless? What kind of a country am I living in?
>>24756018
Are you the Ethiopian guy from >>24755056 ? k3k
>>24756035
No, but I was just reading that thread.
>>24756018
a country in which women can vote and politicians want to appeal to them.
My ex gf told me she is "Polyamorous, bi and asexual"
She currently has TWO boyfriends and apparently they are totally fine with sharing her
Why are some women so twisted??
Tell that stupid fucking cunt that you can't be asexual and bisexual.
>>24755725
because her two boyfriends are enabling her to be like that. If these pussy nu-males put their foot down to their talking cunts they wouldn't be dealing with half of this feminism shit
>>24755725
>bi and asexual
Why are girls this pretty?
To climb up their social hierarchy.
>>24755657
Compensation to make up for their inferior survival abilities.
>>24755657
so they can fuck the shit out of life
>TFW I'm actually a super genius and good at school
>the only reason I fail is because the wording of questions and all the unnecessary formalities white people add because they have to make everything hard
>I'm actually a super genius
>posts on 4chan
>r9k specifically
Come on son.
>iq of 140 (low estimate)
>fail because work is gay
>>24755499
I feel you OP, it's like they try to take away logic for "formalities" like you said
>"so anon, what are you ordering? I was thinking of getting le bourride de fruits de mer, sound nice?"
Just shut the fuck up you dumb bimbo.
Waiter, get me my tendies with ketchup and a large bottle of sprite.
Why do white women look like men?
>>24755268
chicken fingers please
>tfw listening to my own beats while blazed
Damn nigga.
What do you do while you 420, /r9k/?
>>24755194
now days i talk with a few mates i have or browse the webs good stuff but i gotta get more active
>>24755194
post beats
>>24755442
This is probably my favourite track of mine.
https://soundcloud.com/foxtrot53/tick
>5'9
>zero physical activity these days
>never leave the house, just sit around
>consume 3,000+ calories per day
>still hovering at around 130 lbs
I don't understand.
tapeworm
unless you're lying about your calorie intake
go lift weights and eat a surplus you'll stop being bird-chested in no time.
>>24754950
Don't fucking underestimate a fast metabolism, bro.
Shit will keep you a skeleton like you wouldn't believe till you hit 40.
