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>tfw you can't grow facial hair
its
fucking
hell
on earth
>>24749010
>tfw it grows, but like some young teenager's, all weird and only a few hairs
I RATHER HAVE NO BEARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>weak jawline
>absolutely no facial hair
Just picked up 3 tabs of acid. My dealer said not to do more than one at a time. Naturally I did all 3 at once. Who else /gettingfuckedup/?
>>24748828
Is it easy to get acid where you live? Where are you
>>24748865
Manchester UK. I was trying to get coke or ketamine but got offered acid so thought fuck it!
>>24748828
Christ OP, that might have been a mistake. How are you feeling? I'm guessing from the pepe, you're in the "I'm feeling like a glass of water overflowing right now" phase. I'd sit down, get off the internet, and get comfy, it's going to be a loooooong ride.
Who else here is /alone on a friday night/?
>>24748798
Me. I have a presentation that is graded tomorrow, so im not reharsing that.
you wanna talk?
>>24748798
Who /on r9k/ here?
>>24748798
>implying friday is any different than any other day of the week when you're a neet
Every fucking day blends together. It's just the same thing over and over.
http://www.cnsnews.com/news/article/barbara-hollingsworth/bachelor-nation-70-men-aged-20-34-are-not-married
>Seventy percent of males ages 20 - 34 are not married and have failed to make a normal progression into adult roles of responsibility
>Women today are much more unhappy in the past than they have ever been, because men are no longer stepping up to the plate
Why are men not marrying anymore?
>>24748780
>failed to make a normal progression into adult roles of responsibility
Heh
>Why are men not marrying anymore?
Because the value of pussy has plummeted
>Want to get married
>"Why is no one coming to ME? Why do I have to do the work here?!"
>women complain
>men give women everything they asked for
>women complain more and everyone is unhappy
Fuck men are stupid.
>"Your 20's will be the best days of your life, Anon!"
>>24748763
>literally a week after I turn 20 kicked out of the house and forced to fend for myself
Fuck my shit up senpai
>>24748823
>literally a week after I turn 20 kicked out of the house and forced to fend for myself
Did they find your pee bottles?
>>24748997
I wish. I'm afraid I just piss like a normie though.
admit it your just mad/depressed/moody/edgy
because you never had sex before
if she not light skin like that I don't want her
>>24748435
You are aware we call ourselves kissless virgins, right? Fucking normies rubbing it in.
>>24748435
i've had sex and still depressed/moody.
Dear robots,
I wouldn't call myself a fembot, but I am ugly, and awkward, so I just thought I would say hi. What is an ugly awkward girl called? The opposite of Stacey is....?
>>24748357
Whore.
Annoying attention whore.
Helga
Beth or Bertha lol?
I like to meet people on the internet and add them on Skype.
I develop an emotional bond with them, generally getting them to open up about the traumas they've experienced or the pain they've felt.
After I get to know them and begin to feel like I'm falling in love with them, I'll slowly start making the conversations sexual.
Finally, I'll have a skype call with them where I guide their masturbation (I like them to listen to my voice and touch themselves the way I tell them to).
Then I block and delete them from skype. I masturbate about the experience, thinking about the close emotional bond we've shared. It makes me feel warm and human.
After about a week I can no longer get off. This is the only thing that arouses me sexually.
Does anyone else do this?
whats your skype OP?
This is a really delicious pasta you've recreated OP
>>24748680
post it marica
want to post pics of my gf in real time. You can choose what you want to see, but im looking for someone to buy me WoW in game mounts. I'm desprate and i'm whoring her out without her even knowing.
Saged
Why are you even here?
>>24748167
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Robot with a gf, throwing her away for mounts in WoW.
>>24748212
Dude, her and i both have a secret tumblr where we post racy images, and it's both of our exhibitionist lifestyle that really gets us going.
>mfw i fell for the "sex is overrated" maymay
I wasted years of my life thinking this.
I sincerely hope that you all die.
>>24747995
its a personal opinion you...
try forming your own opinions for once
it will make life a lot easier
>>24748018
virgin detected lmao
>>24748139
not until i marry my qt 7/10 christian gf
>How old were you when you became a hikikomori, and why?
at 21 I quit my job after not being able to get a gf because i'm ugly af, I moved in with my sibling who's been subsidizing my neet lifestyle for 9 years.
>>24747874
14, now i am 21. Bullied by my teacher and classmates when i was 11, got moved to a class for people with autism, adhd and such. We spent the days solving crossword puzzles like an old folks home, started skipping school and eventually i stopped going entirely.
>>24748107
Autism bux, living the dream, ect
18, dropped out of high school and embraced the comfy life.
>People talk about their income at whatever age
>I'm making 0$ a year at 22 years
>don't care because I'm not a wageslave
What are some memes from your other favorite boards? This is like the standard reaction image on /int/
>>24747849
dear lord, i though you'd never ask senpai
K.. KEEP ME POSTEDle original post
>>24747918
what board?
>tfw no nothing special, below average, innocent white gf
Those are the ones that crave the bbc and will kek you on a heart beat
>>24747751
WTF threead
>>24747771
I thought that described all women.
>Anon?
>Anon?
>"Oh sorry i was on my phone"
>Haha ok thats no problem. We were just wondering - and dont judge us for asking but ... Why are you such a fucking faggot loser
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
people just tell me to try harder but this is about what i can handle.
>>24747408
huh? how does that relate to anything?
what did he mean by this?
>>24747408
>>24747789
Oh i get it now you actually answered the question why you were such a faggot loser
This wasn't clear to me
I dont understand beer
It tastes like fucking ass
>>24747097
You've tasted ass?
>>24747097
drink good beer. not all beer is the same.
i like blue moons/hoegaarden right now
>>24747097
Good beer is like good ass, both taste great mate.
