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any suggestions to overcome social anxiety apart from therapy? exposing myself to social situations worsens it
'Meditation' will throw your anxiety together with drive.
Start by killing yourself.
>>24740243
have some grade A quality advice from the golden age
Who never made a social media account here?
i have my account but don't use it. go on it every now and then just to look at old friends and see how they are doing lol
Even if I had friends, I wouldn't compromise their privacy by having a stupid site reveal that I'm friends with them.
right here
that feel when they ask you the reason but you can't give them it because naming the jew triggers normies
>white people in one pic
in b4 that guy who gets mad and reply with pol infographix
>>24739049
>niggers in one pic
>>24739121
>inb4 people prove me wrong
Nice thread, faggot
Anyone here a legit criminal? Like engages in shady activities for money not some faggot who torrents copyrighted hentai.
Im not a criminal im just a pussy who delivers pizza but i enjoy watching the sopranos and breaking bad and like hearing cool stories.
I used to be a camgirl, which isn't illegal but can involve some illegal stuff depending on what you do
No cool stories though, it's pretty much just getting paid to pee on stuff
i used to sell a lot of weed and now I have been to several grow operation warehouses and hash making operations.. its legal but illegal.. they give us an inch we go a mile lol
>>24739027
I used to shop lift quite a bit, i smoke a lot of weed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqT0iFZifgw
>>24738915
that song makes me feel lonely
>>24738949
do you want a virtual hug bro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9rN6YF5J_o
Why don't you date a cute emo girl /r9k/?
because it isn't 2008 anymore
>>24738892
>you will never talk shit and qt rp with someone over IRC
>now you have to use twitter and instagram with chad and stacy and talk about nothing but celebrity bullshit and how drunk you were last night
Because the only "EMO girls" are 15 year old attention whores
Been there done that
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>>24738743
AYYY lmao thanks family.
Gonna unsubscribe as soon as I get my sandwich
>>24738743
But only with some fresh salty wageytears
>>24738743
My subway has a special deal where if you bring your Autisumbux check to certify that you are a NEET the meal is free and the wagekek who made your sandwich has to fellate you.
Well robots, I'm officially a rape victim. Yesterday a girl I know texted me saying she was lonely and sad about her ex, wanted to drink a beer and watch a movie then all this happened:
>I show up, give her a hug and tell her I don't have much time but I'll have a beer and chat.
>she bores the hell out of me with her sob story while handing me beers
>glancing at phone intensifies
>me:"hey I'm Sry but I have to get up early for work"
>as I'm gathering my things to leave she starts undoing my belt.
>her:"k, but I'm gonna suck your dick first" *coy smile*
>Me: haha thanks, I'm down for this tomorrow but I really need to get some sleep.
>she nudges me back down on the bed and starts blowing me.
>I start to say something, she replies "stop being weird and just relax"
>I'm sitting there thinking how fucking bizzare the situation is. By this point she's removed most of mine and her clothing.
>she finally takes my cock out of her mouth and begins to straddle me.
>me: whoa hold up, that was nice and all but I've been here way too long already, we don't have time for this.
>her: you're funny, Anon.
>me: I'm serious
>her: just stop talking, this will only take a minute.
Cont...
>>24737421
>she grabs my half flaccid dick, crams it in herself and starts grinding back and forth.
>I sit there annoyed, listening to her high pitched pixie like moans and what sounds like somebody stirring Mac and cheese because she so wet.
>after about 15-20 minutes of this I get fed up.
>me: " look, I've gotta get up in 4 hours, we're done here."
>when I start to lift her off of me she grabs me by my hair and forces my head back against the pillow.
>she's visibly angry. Her smile turns to teeth gritting. Pixie like moans become deep grunts. The "stirring Mac and cheese" sound is replaced with what sounds like somebody aggressively plunging a toilet.
>in a state of shock I just stop moving entirely as she keeps my chest pinned down with her palms.
>she starts violently shaking and let's out a screech like Sindel from mortal Kombat.
>her fluids run down my cock and soak the sheet under my ass.
>she takes a deep breath, dismounts me, lays down, grabs my arm and throws it around her shoulder, throws her leg over me and lays her head on my chest.
>her: I'll wake you at 6.
I'm slightly annoyed over the ordeal but overall it wasn't "traumatic". Chicks really exaggerate that shit. Don't believe the hype, it's not that bad.
>those sound effect descriptions
Oh lord, my sides are in so much pain.
>>24737421
I'm not reading all that shit nigger, summarize it in 10 words.
General Topic:
>What unique ways do you show your affection for your obsession?
Related Sites:
> General Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/0B1TQuYb
> Dating / Community Site: http://yandere.org/
> Dating / Community FAQ: http://pastebin.com/uAVi8RjT
> Yandere Map: https://zeemaps.com/map?group=1005508
> IRC Channel: #yg on irc.rizon.net / port 6667
> IRC Connection Tutorial: http://i.imgur.com/5teKhJn.png
Additional Resources:
> Location Triangulation: http://www.geocreepy.com/
> Stalker's DOX toolkit: https://ghostbin.com/paste/tks63
> Remember to cover your tracks: https://www.bestvpn.com
>>24737020
I want to force my future boyfriend to get rid of all his friends. I wouldn't do it all at once, i'd make him slowly get rid of all of them until only him and I remain.
>tfw you want to bump the thread but you don't have anything to contribute
>tfw you're just a boring old dependent, not a yandere
loyalty
love
redemption
order
revenge
LLROR
>implying women can't be robots
I'm getting really tired of this meme.
Pic related, malebots can't even begin to imagine how hard it is to be a woman these days, especially when you're not a Stacy.
You need to realize that for us girls every day is a struggle and that we belong on /r9k/.
>>24736239
wasted potential stories get me hard tbqh
>>24736239
literally
literally
just open your legs
>men don't have dreams
>men always have motivation
pls stop baiting me
itt: post your ideal gf
MGS is stupid as fuck.
>>24735004
Is it just me or is the primary audience of all Japanese entertainment autistics.
You have been muted for 67 seconds, because your comment was not original.
25 and older bots please report in. How are you holding up?
>tfw 18 years old was a decade ago
And I still have no idea what to do with my life.
I turn 26 soon. Still a kissless neet virgin. I feel bad for making my mom do all the working sometimes.
>>24733899
How are you kissless at that age?
>>24733899
Another guy, over 26 here. Not a NEET, in fact I have a decent job, but still KV.
What was/is your major, faggots?
>>24713236
Law ? Lol, good luck with suicide in your early 30's and no actual job prospects because EVERYONE thinks they can be a lawyer
>>24713236
Theoretical Chemistry master race.
Dropout DMT tier. Get the fuck away with your normie shit OP.
who /DUMB/ here?
>tfw can't into math
>tfw can't into chemistry
JUST
>>24743590
>can add, subtract and multiply
>basic division
>nothing further
fuck my shit up senpai
i can only add single digit nunmbers and only up to 100. like 80 + 8 i know is 88. or 95 - 8 i cant do tho.
>>24743590
>tfw everything comes easy to me but too lazy to bother
I killed my family dog on accident
>taking off dirty bed sheets to was them
>washing machine is down stairs
>through the bundle of laundry and bed sheets down
>dog is small whitish mutt and not very noticeable
>dog was sleeping in the middle of it all
>throw it off the stairway to the ground below
I have to go attend to things. I hope you enjoy my story.
>>24742714
>givin 3.14 shits for animals
asperger,rite?
>>24742714
Your story hurt my feelings.
I'm sorry I don't have a similar story to share.
If not trolling, don't feel hard on yourself man.. it's an honest mistake.
