Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 7853. page
- Home
- Board: /r9k/ - ROBOT9001
- Reading: Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 7853. page
Please someone help me. :(
I might kill myself if I fail this semester. I am already on academic probation and on the verge of dismissal. I am a retard and picked a major that I have no interest in, but it's been 3 years and it's too late to change now. I've been bullshitting and trying to just get by.
Can a computer sci major /robot/ give me a hint on how I can complete this assignment?
The professor wants you to use polymorphism, while building an abstract classes that other classes derive off of.
I don't have any friends to ask for help and I am too socially afraid to ask the professor for help.
Please I am having a panic attack. I don't want to get bitched by the counselor again this semester.
>>24738732
Just overwrite the classes to change the calculations??????????
>>24738780
Meant to say functions I'm pretty drunk right now
Things I don't understand about robots
>distain for anything "normie" like
>wanting a gf, but hating women
>obsession with traps
>robots trying so hard to differentiate and distance them selfs from normies
>eggman
>rose
>boxy
>>24738714
Normies ruin everything they touch, all abnormals should feel some dislike for them.
Nobody cares about Boxxy anymore.
>>24738714
>traps
gaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygaygay
>implying /r9k/ one voice that reflects everyone here, and not the combined opinions of hundreds of people
God I love my boyfriend to death but he just won't give me enough attention, what should I do? This is the first relationship hes been in and Im trying to teach him everything he needs to know how to do. But he just won't change.
Accuse him of rape
You could rape him
>>24738595
This to be quite honest family. Carry around a mattress and stuff too until people believe you.
If girls only go with Chad, and if being Chad requires a no-fucks-given attitude towards women, then nobody can ever experience authentic romantic love from another person.
>nice feet
>no asses
not funny.
wow it's almost like disney-tier horseshit is just that: horseshit.
Tfw 230 pounds and 5 11, too heavy to ever balance on the back of Stacey's
>Going on a lunch date with a cute girl in an hour
Oh gosh, what do I do?
Compliment her every 5 minutes. Pay for her order, leave a big tip, order appetizers. Sit at a booth, not a table.
>>24738480
Don't order the spaghetti XD
>>24738480
Don't ever bring up anything fucking sexual and try to be yourself in the long run this shit actually pays off instead of hiding yourself away and then divorcing because she doesn't like your qualities. It's not a meme. Also with the don't be sexual part jesus christ if you have to jack one off before you go DO IT. I drop any guy who starts bringing up sexual shit before we're even dating, it's so distasteful and disgusting
What do robots think of Little Caesars pizza?
>>24738384
People have said to me that it is bad, but I think it is fine.
$5 for a medium pizza is a great deal!
The worst pizza I ever had. I would take that stale bread pizza that I got from the school cafeteria years, ago over that garbage. I don't understand how you can fuck up pizza, but they found a way.
it's not that great but it tastes the same as the other "fast food" pizza places like pizza hut, but it's much cheaper.
unless you live in some gross suburban wasteland where everything is a fast food chain, you should just familiarize yourself with your local pizza chains. you'll be surprised at how many amazing, cheap, unique small pizza places there are.
Hey there, /r9k/
How are you doing? Is your day going well? Have a problem you want advice on, or simply want to vent? Is there anything interesting you'd like to share?
Whatever you have, this is the thread for you. Come in here, feel comfy, feel welcome and forget for a bit.
And remember - you are the reason the world keeps turning
I saw this video yesterday: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JdMG_F_jLQ
and I keep thinking about it because I'm a female in my mid 20's, as is the person in the vid, and I do the same shit when I am upset...just thinking about how I come across pretty normie-core but realizing im probably an autist
>>24738477
That's an important thing to realize about yourself. I hope you've found a good way to deal with it.
>>24738590
Thanks. It's just a weird feeling but I agree it's important to know.
I've been sitting around listening to Louis CK bootlegs and waiting for a hat to get dleivered and I hear Louis CK prefacing a bit by saying that he had a friend who used to masturbate by putting his palm against his shaft really hard, and don't try it because it fucks up your dick.
I've been jacking off that way for 19 years. Am I alone?
>>24738338
Na pham, thats i started jacking off. I would rub my hard dick with my palm over my boxers, but now I'm sock master race
Can't be any worse than what happens when you jelq
>>24738338
just stop doing it dum dum
if louis ck is making a joke about it being dangerous then it has some basis in reality
>"HEY WE'VE GOT A VIRGIN OVER HERE IM GUNNA NEED BACKUP!! HANDS UP VIRGIN GET ON THE GROUND SICKO!!!!"
those shoes are hideous also that vest makes her arms look long.
Her long arms and her orange hair, she might've evolved from a orangutan
>>24738343
Isn't it funny how our immediate reaction is to judge a woman on how she looks and not what she is there for?
>>24738343
Are you fucking retarded m8? All people have different proportions and limb lengths..
>December the 4th, 2015
>Still no snow here
I can't even get a proper comfy feel.
>>24738298
2015 will have been the worst year so far...
>>24738298
This was the best year for me since 2011
:)
Look at him go.
Can't afford being late for work. Gotta get them precious shekels!
Faster, my dear friend!
>>24738276
tick tock silly wagie, my NEETbux don't grow on trees!
>>24738276
>mfw a bunch of autists on a chinese cartoon forum try and shame people for actually having jobs and being normal human beings
topkek
>>24739288Your mother is going to die one of these days.
I've found out the power levels of quite a few robots lately; I have a question:
Why the hell can't these guys find a girlfriend? I can't because I cannot even speak to them. It's a threat to my safety; they've had me sent to the ER for disagreeing with them, and there is de facto no right to self-defense against women in my state. Pic is my waifu.
>>24738256
>Why the hell can't these guys find a girlfriend?
They're manipulative, sleazy, narcissistic spoiled manchildren. Like Doj said:
>They have yet to grow out of the "my future relationship will be a fairy tale" mindset. They're about as mature as a 6 year old girl who's dreaming about prince charming on his white steed carrying her away in the sunset.
They don't want to put in any effort and expect a 10/10 Misaki to save them.
>>24738256
>Pic is my waifu.
She isn't. With what heart you can steal the waifu of a bro such is Yang?
I'm sick of you, you're the worst.
>>24738256
Nice taste LOGH bro, what do you think of mine husbando?
Also why would you want a 3D woman?
What do you think your life would be like if you were a midget?
I'm 5'8 so not much different.
>>24738241
My asshole and very 4chan sense of humor and total lack of concern for what people think of what I say makes normies equal parts enjoy me and think Im fucked up. As a midget it would probally be only funnier for normies.
But it wouldnt change that I only say edgy quippy shit because Im afraid of being genuine and all I need is someone to actually know me.
>>24738241
As a Belgian, I feel it is my duty to complain about fries being served in a cup
What the fuck is this shit, seriously ?
Why aren't you a vegan, /r9k/?
>>24738232
becase ui not gay
Fake meat isn't nice enough/the nice stuff isn't available here. If it was, I'd be game. What I eat is largely based on flavor as opposed to what the fuck it is, within reason.
I really like meat if you know what I mean ;^)
>tfw refuse to play my favorite game/watch my favorite movies without weed
Anyone else an autistic retard?
>>24738199
>Anyone else an autistic retard?
Nah, I'm pretty sure you are the only one here.
Iktf. It's just that good things are so much better high. Also boring things can be entertaining. I refuse to do anything in general without being high.
Morrowind is truly magical on drugs.
I'd love to play it while on shroom all day long.
