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ayy who /pedo/ here senpai?
>>24742409
>iktf
Kill me now, senpai.
Greetings, Agent Smith. Congratulations on the promotion. Make the FBI proud.
hello redd... I mean FBI
I bought a bottle of wine when I was a freshman in college. It's a bottle of pinot noir that I kept in various places in my dorm, depending on the period of the semester and where it was convenient to keep it.
I had this fantasy that I'd meet a cute girl and I'd invite her out for dinner. We would go to some sort of nice restaurant in town, and then when the night went on, I'd invite her to the beach with me at night. We'd sit and watch waves crash, and trespass on the sand and laugh. I put the bottle in the sand, specks sticking to the surface and we'd share it in the moonlight. I didn't care about sex, or love, or even kissing her. I just wanted to spend time with a woman and feel like I wasn't a complete fucking failure. Some cute, nonspecific girl to fill a void I can't fill with alcohol alone.
Well, I took my last final today. I graduate next week. I popped open the four year old pinot noir and I'm drinking it alone. To the senior who bought it for me, I'm sorry I let it go to waste. You probably should have bought it for her instead.
>>24742379
>I bought a bottle of wine
>To the senior who bought it for me,
Why do you have to turn this place into a house of lies?
Did you tell the senior about this fantasy?
>>24742462
I'd assume it meant that the senior bought it with his money because he was underage
At what age did you grow out of video games, /r9k/?
nice try SJW lesbian
>>24742304
I actually stopped playing video games when college started. But there's nothing wrong with video games.
>>24742304
Could you please kill yourself dear senpai?
Lokks like the poor exhausted wagekeks are almost done with their 5 days of voluntary toil and servitude. Hope you wagekeks enjoy your 2 days of "living" before you are once again dragged back in to the machine of making someone else money.
>>24742300
so?why would you care?
Jokes on you im working through the weekend and the entire next week
Joke's on you, I'm back at work on Sunday
I wonder if any of you guys can help. I had a nightwalking song called "the escape". I can't find it anywhere. Anyone got a link?
Sad songs thread.
>>24742261
I think it's called "the escape"
>>24742281
No fucking way. Really? Gee thanks anon!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39fIh3wKBkU
nods head furiously
How ya holding up, fellow earthlings? Hell, the British get their won special snowflake general, why not just make a earth general?
Hi, I'm from Barsoom, mind if I join in anyway?
Hi brit here, I'm good.
>>24742093
>tfw martian
I h-ha-HATE when I get a t-text message and it's from the GOSH DARN AT&T TELLING ME IM OUT OF S-STUPID, B-BAKA SHARED DATA!!!!!
I DONT CARE..! I get my hopes up thinking I have a friend... AND I GET TROLLED
Chiyo-chan is so cute
>>24741886
give me your number and I'll text you every morning til one of us dies
>>24741886
I'll be your friend OP
inb4 robot
Would any robots want a sissy maid?
>>24741852
Hell yes, im straight, but if you looked cute in a maid dress like that id pound your B01 PUCC1.
Piss off you mentally ill absolutely deranged waste of a human being.
Yes.
Why would I not want one?
I've been writing down things that caused my wife to cry.
>>24741839
Go back to Imgur, Reddit, or /r/4chan, newfag.
b-but if you have a wife y-youre not a rrobot
>>24741839
That's a good a idea. I should do that too.
>Reasons my wife is crying:
>I called her a "worthless cunt"
>I said she was incompetent
>I refused to cuddle with her while she was feeling depressed so I could continue posting on 4chan
>she hates her job but can't quit, because I don't make enough to sustain us both
>I told her, when she missed her period, that if she's pregnant, she has to abort it or I will leave her
>I told her I'm going to kill her cat if it doesn't stop meowing
>I called her "fucking stupid bitch" because she doesn't know how to drive standard and can't use my truck without me taking her
where can I buy a rope long enough to snap my neck instead of asphyxiation without the store clerk being suspicious of my motive?
what's a good excuse to buy a 2m+ long, thick rope?
buy condoms with it so they think its for your bondage fetish
or come fitted in mountain gear
>>24741539
neither of those things helps me.
still don't know where ropes are sold
>>24741458
can't even kill yourself correctly
what makes you think you will go through with it?
just stay at home anon
which pill is you /r9k/?
>>24741376
No pill, what's the fucking point even?
>>24742039
That's some blue pill shit you're saying dude.
Black pill, It's either Genetically superior or genetically inferior. You're on the curve somewhere. For most of us, we're at the low end.
Anyone else feel like shit after trying to be edgy and fit in on 4chan by telling other anons to kill themselves for virtually no reason?
That goes away newfriend
>>24741341
I did that before I started using 4chan. Why are you lying to yourself? It has to come from the heart.
well I wont feel like shit after telling you to
kill yourself
This is 4chan's new meme, his name is pepe
>>24741278
lol! Where did you find hiM?
Literally who?
original material
>le sad frog
I don't like it...
I DON'T LIKE IT I DON'T LIKE IT!!
FUCKING NORMIES GET OFF MY BOARD SHIT FUCK CUNT NIGGERS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Nothing and I mean nothing will redpill you more than LMS Law.
This is Ed Sheerans GF. That cross eyed fucker is hitting this.
>If this guy wasn't making over $80 million a yea
> Breaking UK music records
>Nominated for grammies, Brit Awards
>Most streamed album on spotify
>Millions of youtube hits
>All at 24
If this guy didnt do all this he'd be right here with us, a kissless hugless virgin. No way he gets anywhere near that girl, no way he ever fucking dates her for a full god damn year.
r9k get this through your head, women want WINNERS. They are not touching a guy who isnt a winner is some capacity.
It still pisses me off.
>>24741242
>it still pisses me off
Why? Use this ginger fuck as motivation and become a winner
>>24741242
>If this guy didnt do all this he'd be right here with us, a kissless hugless virgin.
Maybe he's got a personality, unlike most robots. Besides, he's a charming, confident man. Wouldn't have thousands of 10/10s throwing themselves at him without his fame, but he would not be a kissless virgin. Stop finding excuses for being a fucking loser.
>>24741276
The way this ginger fuck, and any other man with a well developed talent, became a winner is through rigorous training provided to him by his parents from about the age of three. You cannot make up for the massive amount of mastery that can only be acquired through exposure to a skill and regular training during pivotal stages in a child's brain development.
One year of early childhood training is equal to about 10 years of adulthood training.
Don't get your hopes up.
>be 19yo beta kv
>get drafted into military
>too autistic to correctly follow orders
>comrades are normalfags
>they talk about gfs
>instructors are assholes
>people insult me all the time
>cant deal with heavy physical activities
I seriously consider shooting myself as soon as we get real ammo.
>>24741225
>surprised the army is full of normalfags
you're not very bright are you
>>24741225
Why would you join the military if you're a beta????
You brought this upon yourself.
>>24741254
>implyung i had a choice
Austria sucks
