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Can we get a manlet thread going?
I'm sort your entire existence is a meme, but it's a damn good meme.
>>24738184
What height is considered manlet? Don't tell me 5'11"
>>24738184
5'6 here
Even worse considering my bro is 6'0
>>24738216
5'7" and below.
Anything above that, and you at least look like an adult.
For those of you who went from robot to normie: how'd you do it? Are we all gonna make it?
Those have been normies all along and think they were robots cause they felt lonely once in their lives. Robotism is a permanent condition.
>>24738146
nah
you accept that you're a robot for life, take steps to manage it and try to find other robots for relationships so you don't feel as alone
>>24738146
>wanting to be a non self aware normie
Rather die desu senpai
You are not a robot if:
>you are a woman
>you are white
>you actually have a car AND a place to live at the same time
>you have over $100 in savings
>you have ever had sex
If any of these apply to you; reddit that-a-way my man
>>24738116
>not being a consumerist normie scum stops you from being a robot
cool
>>24738116
>you are white
Fuck you. Being white doesn't save me from the fact that I'm 5'5"
>I..I can't be a robot, I'm white
Crippled with despair once again, realizing that I'll never feel the warmth of a girl or the joy of first love.
Post some feels music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWsiNY8B_wM
>>24738032
It's too early for feeIs
here
https://youtu.be/YXzs9ip-Czs
https://youtu.be/2tC5lZN--TM
https://youtu.be/y_HPWKZHFa4
>>24738032
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqj536wT1jA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrZRURcb1cM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNWcIsAQytw
>"why aren't you in college anon?"
>>24738020
Nice beard, Jewess.
Because I'm not an idiot.
>>24738020
because i'm in uni senpai
>gf says she wants to go out and party
>booze in clubs is expensive so we decide to start the party in her apartment and then go out once we are drunk
>anyway she calls some girlfriends of her to come over
>we all drink, laugh, conversation starts to get heated
>they start talking about what positions they prefer and stuff like that, I back a bit as I'm uncomfortable
>then my gf asks if they had ever had sex with a man with a large penis, that it is completely filling and incredible and whatnot
>they say they haven't
>one says if she finds a man like that she will marry him
>my gf then says her exbf used to hit the back end of her vagina, that it was indescribable and that they had to try it out
>the other girls look at me in silence for a second and then start laughing
>my gf turns around and says it's ok, I'm a good lover... and then says laughing "but when you get used to a big one..."
I wanted to die. I've had a knot in my stomach for the last 24 hours.
Dump her. She doesn't respect you, even if what she says was true, she would have kept that shit to herself and not humiliate you in a room full of laughing girls.
If you had any balls left on you, you would have done something about it there and then. Even insulting her vagina would have been better than NOTHING.
Fucking hell dude.
>>24738068
This but also violence
>>24737996
2 things can happen if it hits the "back end" of her vagina.
1. It hits the pocket above the cervix which some women have said to be pleasurable, some have not.
2. It hits the entrance to her cervix in which she will hop off your dick and roll around in pain
But you really should dump her. the fact that she can ridicule you in front of others shows that she has no respect for you. You're going to be feeling more knots and pains if you keep on going with her.
Hey guys, I'm a senior in hs
>inb4 underageb&
I'm 18. A lot of you guys have regrets about stuff in high school.
Tell me stuff you wish you'd done and I'll try to live out your fantasies for you.
kill everyone
>>24737994
get into harvard faggot
>>24737994
Get a girlfriend
Go to after graduation party (if you have one)
Go to prom
>you will never live in the One Piece universe
why live
>>24737962
You will never have a crew of loyal sons that will look up to you
There is some really shitty places to be in One Piece and psychos with devil fruits are all around. If you were pretty strong though and had a good crew the One Piece world would be amazing.
This actually depresses me beyond belief. Life would be better in a world like that.
my mom called the doctor and made an appointment for my depression, being neet for 2 years and aspergers.
i didn't go, so the doctor came to our house. i was literally forced to talk to the doctor.
she asked me a bunch of questions about my depression, if i'm feeling suicidal and stuff.
then she wanted to offer me help in the form of an autism support person or something that will check on me every week and tell me how to live my life.
i kindly told her no but she still insisted on checking on me in 2 weeks.
why cant i just be a happy neet? i want people to leave me alone. i dont bother anyone, i just sit in my room all day.
i'm thinking about moving in with my dad.
>>24737802
Tell her you'd feel a lot better if she'd let you fuck her
>>24737823
This desu
Just creep her away, like you'd do with any other girl
>if they wanna tell me how to live my life then kill me and replace me with them since they could do a better job
>i am depressed because you are bothering me and i need my space
>tfw second date with qt tranny today
It's finally happening
>>24737676
>being a degenerate faggot
Fucks sake, just go fuck dudes why deny your homosexuality? Own whats wrong with your weak mind, dont half arse it.
>>24737698
faggots don't like trannies, at worst OP is on the straight side of bisexual.
BTFO homophobe
>>24737713
Tumblr why do you even care
If you were born in medieval england you could never even dream to have access to the genius minds of the ages and consume that information to better your own mind.
Over thousands of years there is a philosophy that has mastered and achieved a way towards peace, serenity and happiness.
NO it doesn't mean you will never suffer again
NO it doesn't fix everything
YES it does make existence better
YES you could actually be happy overall
Why aren't you a Buddhist yet and why do you insist on your feeble excuses to keep suffering?
start here: https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=jack+kornfield
>Non-asian Buddhists
If you were born in medieval england you would be happy as a pig in shit because you would be living the life Buddha said is the way to end suffering.
>>24737674
Because reincarnation is a load bullshit.
>tfw even dad forgot my birthday
>>24737529
Happy birthday, anon ;w;
>>24737576
someone replied, thank you brother.
>>24737529
My dad forgot my birthday too anon
I also spent it alone and did nothing. Went to school actually but y'know
Happy birthday
Who else here /Rich/? I decided to bring my alienware today instead of my macbook just so I can Bf4 while not at home on my desktop
>>24737520
>alienware
good meme
>>24737520
Are you rich, or just comfy, but in comparison to neets rich? What's your income/net worth?
>>24737588
I easily make 125k a year and not in college debt like most people... And I'm not married meaning u have a lot more money
What's the nicest thing you've done for anyone?I let my childhood best friend (who happened to be ugly and a virgin) fuck my gf
He's still more or less a loner, but he appreciated it.
Fuck off you disgusting normalfilth.
>>24737400
Did you watch?
I let you to fuck yourself once. Is that good?
You know what I can't stand? When people pretend the world isn't against certain people. "Oh the world wasn't against Elliot Rodger, it was all in his head." Are you fucking kidding me?
>>24737307
it wasnt.
he was just another rich kid with shitty parents.
>>24737307
How was the world against him?
>>24737307
Elliot was legit insane though
