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Who else goes to restaurants alone? I have no friends but it's convenient and tasty. I just always feel ashamed to be the only person in the place sitting by himself :/.... Pic not that related
>>24741189
no but i order delivery for myself all the time :-( considering doing it right now
>>24741200
it's better to just do this. it's more comfy to be at home and able to do so much more
I got some general tso with white rice today
Just get a good place you can sit at the bar at. That's what's up. Not weird at all.
Would you suck a girl's dick if she asked you nicely?
>girl
>dick
pick one f@m
>>24741135
>le "girls don't have dicks" mememe
>>24741135
Kind of off topic but why is the word "Senpai" used around here so much?
Who else drinking their friday night away alone here?
Pic related, what I'm drinking
Amen brother. I'm half a bottle of vodka in. It's my mother's (who died in April) birthday today and I'm just drinking myself out of my head.
don't even have glasses
>>24741152
plastic cups for me, senpai
Anime is normie now, right? /a/ leaked into /v/ and /v/ leaked into the rest of the internet. I can't go anywhere on the internet without seeing tons of anime avatars and memes like "waifu" and "senpai" being thrown around.
>>24740910
"now"?
and also the past few years
>>24740935
just want to declare it officially. Anime is now normie. Time to go back to 3DJP. World Wonder Ring Stardom here I come.
>>24740910
anime is normie but most people will still think you're a freak if you're into anything lewd
How much bleach do I have to drink to kill myself?
I weigh 130 lbs
>Don't stop till you get enough
Keep drinking until you're too dead to drink more
>>24740875
>>24740893
I need measurements pls
Would you jump in the shower with her?
with who? you said "her" but you posted a webm of a guy.
>>24740663
without a doubt
it's a shame HRT shrinks the dick though. No homo I'd suck the shit out of a qt girls big dick
>>24740663
stop asking these questions :/
is anyone willing to share their tall spurdos with me?
does he have a different name?
this is the only one i have
>tall spurdos
I only have a couple, I'd be glad for some more of him
WELL I WANNA BE YOUR LOVER BABE
I DON'T WANNA BE YOUR BOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSS
Who /likesbigtitties/ here?
>>24740355
Milky
Who /likesoxygen/ here?
I respect your opinion, but dfc is the only true way.
The story so far
>http://pastebin.com/Wv7fbgUK
Author's note -
You're sick, /r9k/. Do you know that? I drop you into the plane of existence, and THIS is what you do? You decide to sperg out and go on a rampage across your world? Well, I'd be remiss if I didn't write it for you and I didn't make it challenging for you.
Ahem.
As she lay there sobbing quietly, you grab for a lamp that lay on a table above you. As you reach to grab it and bash your hapless prey's, she starts up and gets on her feet. She takes a swing at you and scratches you across the face. Blood pours out of your feces stained forehead and starts to obscure your vision a bit, as she darts off to the back of the house.
>Pursue
>Disengage
>Listen. Skill Check > Dubs
>Other (write it in)
>>24740238
Pursue
>>24740387
>Pursue
You stumble forward after her, but she is nowhere near as obese as you, and quickly passes through the hall to a door leading to the backyard of her house. You waddle over to the door and find that she braced it with a wooden chair from the outside.
> Smash the door > roll single digit 6 or higher
>Find a window to jump out of
>Leave
>Other (write it in)
>>24740486
Jump out window
Big giant Stacy's big giant roastie is gonna eat you up, robot.
Yes please, muh dick.
I have the misfortune of having both of the top two autistic fetishes of all time, feet and femdom.
Normal anon posting porn he likes
>why is lactation so hot? incoming pic dump
Giantess fetishist posting
>Do any femanons want a tiny bf? Please? Hello? Skype? Post your Skype. I want a giant gf. Please. Will you kill me with ur farts? Plz. Hello
Foot fetishist posting
>Hehe femanons should post their feet =*) Haha feets XD Lol maybe a femanon will post her feet :3
>>24740307
>feet and femdom.
Feet and giantess*
Femdom is horrible too though.
why the fuck do fat and ugly sorority women exist? i thought greek existed to remind these shitheads why they should kill themselves
Come on, anon, it's 2015. Every woman is entitled to be in an exclusive sorority.
>>24740116
So 5/10 sisters can stand next to them and look 7/10
>>24740116
#3 is a qtpa2t
Time for dubz
Dubs Attempt number 2
Dubs attempt number 3
Why are you doing this?
What is the purpose?
Hey boys is Tumblr allowed here?
>>24739918
yes hello! welcome!
>>24739918
Hello tumblr friends! Please do make some threads, we're in need of fresh, diverse content!
>>24739918
please make yourself at home tumlr
>your body is just a shell that holds your brain
>your entire being is a fleshy blob
>everyone you see and talk to are just fleshy blobs walking around in flesh shells
>tfw
Some of those flesh shells are hot, ayyy u kno im saying brah?
>your body is just a shell that holds your brain
not really your brain is intricately connected to your body
>Your entire consciousness is contained within a fatty blob of neural tissue connected to a tube of nerve cells
>Your body is just the self-repairing flesh mech the real you pilots
>Everyone you meet is a fat sack piloting a flesh mech
How do I catch a girlfriend in 2016?
>>24739785
A big black PP
>>24739785
like u did in 2015
in your dreams
it might take a couple of days though
