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This manlet can get a girlfriend. Why do you keep thinking your height is the obstacle?
>>24749278
lera got hot
It's not height, it's my small dick.
>>24749278
I'm not slavic, they have a female surplus population because all the gulags and shit, women will literally take anything they can get there.
Ylyl familia!
hitler did n0thing wrong
Anybody want to contribute?
What is the robot even here for. The discussions haven't changed a bit and it's getting annoying.
Will he come back, r9k?
No. He's not a virgin anymore. He's now working for a major law firm $100k starting.
Kent is gone. He is now Tyrone. Slayer of pussy...white pussy like all the rest.
>>24748227
Maybe family.
Who do women prefer: The Athlete, The Bad Boy, or The Artist?
not the artist
>>24748164
*autistFuck you faggot ass robot
We've had this exact thread before
>>born too late to explore the earth
>born too early to explore space
>born just in time to give thanks to ultra lord
Praise be ultra
Its okay to misunderstand, He is part Elder Thing, after all.
>Praise be to UltraLord
He is Might, He is Honor. His will commands the heavens, and his creed our oath. Always Be Ultra.
Praise be unto UltraLord.
Why does our society accept this behavior as mainstream and good? They think it's normal and implies everyone pictured is social and fun and has a great personality when in fact these people are fucking vapid as shit.
pleasure is the only good
>>24748058
Because those people don't shoot up elementary schools.
faggot.
You're jealous that you can't have sex with them, and your frustration manifests as disgust.
Simple biology bruh.
>oogy boogy, excuse me sir....I don't mean to be a bother but would you be kind enough to direct me to the nearest Asian woman?
>I'm a nigger and want attention
>I'm going to make up things about white people and try to get attention with it before going off to be a nigger somewhere else
>i'm going to make another post which defends the OP and argues with this one, either by calling this post a name like "yellow fever cracker" or something along the lines of "nuh uh white people like asians I'm right cry more", or even more likely a simple "I'm actually white" or "I'm asian bro"
>Basically I'm just a typical, stupid nigger
>>24747815
You know you love some Asian pussy piggu
>>24747845
>"nuh uh white people like asians I'm right cry more"
Friendly reminder that 2D is the gateway to happiness.
happiness will come to you but ONLY if you post a 'thanks spicy wolf' on this thread!
thanks spicy wolf!
Can't we go beyond 2d? What about one dimensional waifus?
>>24747686
Claiming . as my waifu
She's much superior to .
I can't believe what these assholes at school did to me.
I'm your stereotypical high school nerd. I play Yu-Gi-Oh, don't have friends except for the people I play with, am ugly and socially awkward, all that. This one day, a hot girl in my english class came up to me and flirted with me. She was saying stuff like "Hey baby.. what's your name?" "How's that book you're reading?" "I want you inside me." I totally fell for it. I can't fucking beleive it. "Hey baby, here's my number ****-***, call me before 7:00 on school days." She wrote me a note giving me what I thought was her number, but it wasn't. It was one of the guys who picks on me, and put the girl up to this whole fucking thing. When I called the number, him and his buddies just lauhged at me, called me a faggot, told me that I will never have any chance with that girl.
I swear, I'm going to come to school with a baseball bat and make them pay for this.
Pic is me.
>>24747482
Keep us updated OP :-3
Fellow robot, don't worry about it, you're still the better goy, do whatever you want but just don't do something you'll regret, don't give them the satisfaction.
>>24747534
Do we ever get updates on this board?
Be honest, do you regularly masturbate to interracial porn, /r9k/?
Yes! I'm so attracted to sikh men I could cry.
I can never find any good porn of sikhs wearing turbans or removing their turbans and showing their beautiful hair.
I want to be fucked relentlessly by a sikh man.
>>24747437
no i only jerk it to hentai and sfm
>>24747437
I more regularly masturbate to pregnancy/lactation and birthing porn.
Since there was no /uni/ thread, I decided to make one.
>Coding assignment due in 6 hours
>Barely started today
>Have no idea how to do it, and barely reading the final chapters on how to do variable argument programming in C
Who /fucked/ here?
Also if any kind robots that can do C and want to show me how to do my homework, that'd be great. Because I'm just about dead here if I don't finish this assignment in time.
>>24747365
Did you make a thread earlier about getting help?
It's only my first semester and I've done so terribly I might as well move out before Winter Break.
>>24747544
I didn't make a thread earlier, though I remember someone else was writing about a similar problem.
>tfw faggot
>visit lgbt alliance club
>full of butch lesbians, overweight flamers, obnoxious skeleton twinks and a few non-passing mtfs
>everyone is salty or bitchy as fuck
>wasn't welcomed at all
>left meeting early
>tfw asian
>visit asian american club
>literally everyone is white washed
>all act like white frat bros and stacys
>only difference is that they tell more asian jokes
Time to find new shit to do
GENET|CALLY
>>24747316
fuck off eggman nobody likes you and nobody cares about your shitty videos, kill yourself
>Living in La-La Land
>Trying to play ketchup
>Trying to gain a few more pounds on your bench
>Trying to be a stand-up guy
Sorry m80s. If you're not GENETICALLY SUPERIOR, It doesn't matter
>>24747316
Eggman looks like a 60yo trapped in an 18yo body.
/r9k/, I want to clarify something. A 'robot' is a >male
>single,
>socially inept/awkward
>NEET or employed at a dead end job
>generally hates himself
right? That's the robot isn't it? If you identify with this or have something to add YOU MUST POST ITT
>>24747285
Must be a virgin.
>>24747285
>hates cunts or thinks cunts should solely be used for forced impregnation
>>24747300
>virgin
I knew I forgot something.
can someone find the source of this? google didn't help
guys plz i NEED this
guyzzzzzzzzzz
>>24747262
MANLETS ON SUICIDE WATCH THIS NEVER HAPPENS LMAO
Do girls grow hair around their but holes like men do and just shave regularly? Or do they not grow any hair there at all?
Never seen one IRL, just in pron
Yes but not in the same way it's usually very fine and not that noticeable most girls do shave it off though
>>24747304
so it's not like their pubic hair?
>>24747246
>had a gf once
>in b4 reee
>her favorite sex position was doggy style
>it was my least favorite because I could see her asshole that looked like pic related
