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>tfw I was jerking off, purposely gave myself a messy facial, and got some of it in my mouth
What the fuck did I do that for?
>>24753723
Because you're a good little cumslut
>>24753750
I'm not even gay. I was just really getting into it and I got carried away.
>>24753769
>Posts an anime pic
>Uses the words "messy facial"
You loved it, you fucking faggot.
Thoughts on this?
Protip: You can't
>>24753719
I can't thought on that?
>>24753801
Just try autismo
>>24753719
Abysmal taste. These are way better.
Are all hispanic people leaches?
its "leeches", whitey.
No sir. Many are, but I can tell you, my family isn't.
They pay their rent. Not their fault our people pay them less than legal wages.
Keep tipping wageys
NEET virgins.
How are you holding up?
What are your plans?
Why are you so lazy?
The years have passed by really fast, and I'm getting a terrible feeling that being comfy is coming to an end. I know how to make passive income online with 3d modeling, but I have a difficult time focusing or caring much. Money itself has never been a very good motivator for me though so it's been difficult. I get distracted very easy and spend hours reading things or watching something, and before I know it the day is over.
I wish I cared about stuff, but I don't care much about the world so it's difficult to find a motivator other than being able to sustain my current life. I like living, just being alive. I like fapping, entertainment, food. I'm perfectly happy with how things are even though at 25 I don't really meet societies standards. I don't care about society though. I just want to hide away and be comfy while the world around me goes to shit.
I'm 21, fat (5'4"/220lbs.), never had a job before, I'm a kissless virgin, high school drop out, no license, no car, no money. I play vidya all day and never leave my room. Idk how much I can take before I kill myself.
>>24753996
Keep your chin up for now. I'm similar.
Why are you still on /r9k/ though? What do you even do here?
I've decided that I'm going to tell my parents I'm dropping out of college tonight. I need some tips, what to keep in mind etc Thanks /r9k/
WHY CAN'T I GET JUST ONE SCREW?
>>24753567
fuck yes now help me /r9k/ i know you'll know about this more than /adv/
Good luck anon. I need to tell me parents soon as well. I'm terrified because they were so disappointed when I took a semester off and had such high hopes for me to graduate.
I'm more worried about telling them then actually dropping out.
Fuck, why was I born so stupid. Why couldn't I just have ambition.
When the night caaaaalls
All the money, all the hoes and the alcohol
All these huneds and these thousands Ima spend it all
Always when the night caaaaaaalls
>mfw im listening to Oh My Dis Side
we don't want alcohol drinks, only soda and codeine
>>24753545
The second half of the song is shit
Doesn't Travis sound like Future?
Who else /incrediblybigshits/ here?
I eat pretty healthy and am not even fat but when I shit I use one whole role of toiletpaper, need to flush at least 3 times before everything is gona and clean the toilet with the brush afterwarts.
Shitting is an entire mission for me
Is this normal? I remember it being easier and quicker when I was younger
>>>/b/
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
GO AWAY NORMO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>24753986
im not a normie?
fuck you
What's your diet like?
I get super hard and horny like 4-5 times per day and need to masturbate to gay shit to calm down. How do I stop this?
>>24753401
Castrate yourself
>>24753401
Do gay stuff for real, OP. Come fuck my boipussy
>>24753401
have sex with me
What's some cheap ass food that's good and will fill me up? Don't care if it's healthy or not.
>pic related
grilled cheese sandwich mah nigg
>>24753189
Those dollar bags of vegetables, usually broccoli, cauliflower, and carrots.
Peanut butter sandwiches and milk
Cheesesteak, Mac and cheese, really anything with cheese
>>24753189
>beans and rice
>canned soups
>stuffing
>potatoes and eggs
>Got invited to dinner at my home with parents and extended family today
>Family all talking about random shit
>Relationship shit comes up
>Get asked the typical bs about girls I know
>Give them the typical "yeah it's whatever you know, etc" to get them off my ass and cover my own
>Mom and sister leans up to my ear and says after I see them whispering for while with a serious face
>"You know anon, if you're gay you can just say it, it's okay to admit it and we won't love you any less"
>Give them a thousand yard stare for what seems like a good 30 seconds
>Ask them if they're serious
>They say they are and they will "support" me
>Say I'm not and try to maintain my cool but it just makes things more awkward
>Mfw
Jesus fucking christ.
I am that pathetic that my family thinks I'm a faggot? I've been trying to keep my coolface on and pretend I'm social for years, but apparently they've seen through my ruse somewhat and decided I must be a homo.
I don't know what to do know, I can't get a girl and now my whole family probably thinks I'm gay, what the fuck do I do.....
Might as well murder-suicide. It can't get any worse for you.
>>24753086
i would have loughed my arse out
why do u even have conctact with them when they bullshit you ?
>>24753086
I've brought girls home and my parents still asked if I'm gay.
I think parents just want a faggot kid now so they can brag about how understand and progressive they are,
Anyone else feeling suicidal today?
>>24753073
No, just drunk on coke and hard on cash
>ruined my body with pills, alcohol and cigarettes
>ruined my mind with internet, video games and porn addictions
>am a 24 year old NEET with no friends, life skills or social skills
I think about suicide every day, I'm mainly depressed about what my parents see when they look at me
>>24753073
Suicide has something soothing about it.
I want to start dissecting the dead animals my cat brings to me.
Everytime I google the procedure for dissecting animals, it comes up with some shit about animal cruelty and stuff, but it's just my cats gift to me. Anyone else here wanna cut birds open and see whats inside them and play with their guts and stuff?
Is this behavior psychopathic? Or should I claim I'm doing it because I want to be a Vet or some shit
>>24753061
Alright nobody is going to tell you that isn't weird. If you're going to be weird about it get into taxidermy and maybe make a few bucks off it.
>>24753061
only if they are still alive
>>24753135
Taxidermy is alot harder I think, what should I do with the entrails after I've finished being a degenerate? I don't want maggots and shit everywhere.
If you're shy or quiet, why don't you just go for an adventurous girl?
>>24753012
I don't want an STD.
>associating with women
>>24753029
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>drink a bunch
>start texting my crush, begging her to come have sex with me
>she says no
>I start threatening to kill myself if she doesn't fuck me
>10 minutes later
>I hear sirens outside my dorm
I'm hiding in my closet right now.
holy shit holy shit am I going to jail?
There's knocking on my door
FUUUUUUCK
>>24753005
>holy shit holy shit am I going to jail?
Hopefully some kind of court-ordered psychiatric treatment at least.
holy shit, if this is real, i feel for you. Pictures?
You have to learn to love yourself before anyone can love you.
>>24752884
Well I'm fucked then
Phrases like these are known as "rationalizations" used by more fortunate people to redefine reality so as to avoid facing any facts the contradict their worldview. They are ultimately devoid of meaning or methods to achieve what are vaguely stated or poorly defined qualities.
Not arguing that point.
My question is how the fuck do normal people delude themselves into loving themselves so much?
For real, almost all of people are absolute shit-tier, myself included.
It pisses me off knowing that there are people that are happy only because they don't know how fucking awful they actually are. It's infuriating.
