>haven't had sex in nearly a year
>already feel like killing myself
How do you guys handle it?
Are there actual people who go thier whole lives without sex or is that just a meme?
>>24752877
Please be a troll
>>24752890
Why would it be a troll?
This is the average poster on /r9k/ in 2016.
>>24752877
>actually had sex
Please get out, normie
Hey /r9k/
How many contacts are in your cellular device? I have eight
3 (parents, work).
10.
Mom, dad, sister, online friend, two people I dogsit for, and four old drug dealers.
3
my mum and my 2 sisters
I'll make it quick.
>accepted to Penn State (the real campus) back in August after being NEET for 2.5 years
>defer to spring semester because it was extremely short notice
>spring semester starts next month
>receive room and bill tonight
>$14,072 for only the spring semester
>they didn't accept my sweet ~$2,500 in financial aid because I applied too late
>didn't get single room and roommate is asian normalfag, sent an email explaining how i'm very uncomfortable with this
>planned on majoring in electrical engineering, realizing that my math skills at least right now are fairly lame to what they used to be and have been placed in their College Algebra class and will have to take two semesters of maths before I can actually take Calculus 1
on the bright side
>grandma basically agreed to pay for the entire thing for at least a couple of years ONLY if it's this exact university and I go for this spring as she will otherwise give it to the next grandson on the list that wants the freedom of debt
>have been a NEET for 2.5 years so far, was accepted by sort of crafty means that I won't go into(i am a white male and have no money), have GED, basically should not have actually been accepted and sort of lucky
Would I be an idiot to not just do it? I've already spent the ENTIRETY of 2015 researching universities, telling my mother that I'm going to university any month now(planned on attending a community college on a quarter system out of state just so that I could move out, planned on using loans but was not eligible and plan fell apart). This is really my chance if I ever had one, but am I being delusional on whether or not this is actually a good idea? I would hopefully be given some financial aid next semester to bring down the cost to maybe ~$9,000 a semester. I really have no idea.
>>24752553
become an hero sempai
say you're going to uni but pocket the 14k
>>24752574
I've never wanted to. I guess that makes me a normie or whatever.
>tfw no opiate dealer
Gunna kill myself real soon tbqh family
>getting hooked on the pharmajew
top kek brah should've just smoked weed
mate just use the deep web like the cool kids
dont trust the hidden wiki
>>24752415
Opiates are the patricians drug you fucking hippie faggot
The stormfucks are brigading the shit out of this because they're triggered by human decency. Vote this up to shove shit in their face and put them in their place.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpCBFoWDemQ
>>24752148
Lets see who OP really is
>Macy Gray
oh shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zO8hOS-bLyw
how about no
how about no no
>1100 views
so she's not even famous
>200 likes
>900 dislikes
so she literally has 200 fans
explain why I should care?
this is the same as some random twitter girl making a post like this
When was the last time you were in too deep, /r9k/? Are you currently in too deep?
Share stories pls
>>24751891
>tfw you'll never be a young holly wood musician
>>24752036
Sum 41 is Canadian dingus.
>>24751891
>tfw pop punk will never be cool again
why even live
Robot here. I've reached a really low point.
First person to restore my hope or make me see the world in a slightly better light will get $100 sent to their paypal.
It's not going to be easy. I've already heard all the typical normalfag bullshit.
Go get a handle of cheap vodka and get super hammered you'll feel better at first then much worse tomorrow. Wheres my $100?
>>24751767
The fact that you're reaching out means you still have hope
>>24751767
I can't give you any specific advice and all the generic jus b urself is already out. But I can assure you, that you are part of r9k, part of this community where we talk the talk, try to deal with problems instead of finding stupid excuses. We all fell and some of us got out of it, so don't lose hope. As long as we can't predict the weather, you can't predict what will happen to you tomorrow, so go out and do what makes you happy.
What are /r9k/'s hobbies?
I play video games, watch anime, sleep and occasionally watch normal cartoons.
That's pretty much it. I'm too lazy/unmotivated to do anything productive.
>>24751679
>I collect cassettes
I actually just bought that album on cassette format
Should be coming in next week
>>24751679
I hike, camp, and mountain bike... about 3 times a year.
But I own all the necessary gear to support those claims, so when girl asks me what my hobbies are, I have something say and the ability to back it up.
Post pics of Chads for my fake Tinder account and I'll post pics of teens.
Here you go.
I can't believe how original this comment is
I got you senpai
make this the default pic
>>24751484
You failed in your duty
>my girlfriend won't let me go down on her.
>you will never strangle all the boasting normies on this board
does she not suck your dick either?
>my girlfriend is literally a muslim
>Anon this could sound a little strange but i was wondering if you could clean my vagina with your mouth?
sorry i cant
>>24751383
How about I first wash it with my hands, water, and soap? Then I'll do some more with my mouth.
>>24751383
>clean it
Not to be that guy, but this post was clearly made by a virgin.
Unwashed vaginas are quite possibly the most disgusting thing on the planet
unlimited food or unlimited sex ?
YOU CHOOSE NIGGERS
I'd choose food
After being a poor NEET subsisting on 1500 calories a day, I'd say Food.
Food. Imagine the lifetime savings.
unlimited food? feed everyone and myself
unlimited sex? fuck everyone and myself
hmmm
>white
>6'1"
>135 lbs
>blonde hair
>blue eyes
How are girls not begging for my dick? Like what the fuck?? According to my description girls should be all over me but they aren't. What am I doing wrong??
>>24751008
you're too much of a supreme gentleman for them to handle
>>24751008
How many girls have you asked out?
>>24751008
make an online dating profile
if you're not getting a message every so often you must look fucking hideous
>December 5, 2015.
i turned 19 earlier this year
it feels like this has been the worse year of my life and i haven't even done anything
i assume it's just going to get worse from here on
>>24750954
You assume right, family.
>>24750954
You still have 4-6 years left to get your shit together.
we lost one of our own yesterday, family. a dirty tranny, yes, but a robot nonetheless.
though none of us will miss him posting about how he got raped all the time and then beat up for having a dick.
>>24750884
how many times has this faggot said he was going to kill himself now?
>>24750884
>>24719580
how did i miss this thread
>>24750884
I'm wondering why a man would shoot himself before overdosing on pills?