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Try and write a novel, robots
http://www.plot-generator.org.uk/
Two Generous Uncles Partying to the Beat
A Short Story
by Steven von Kribblesnatch
Dave Buttowski had always hated Shithole East Queens with its better, bad Blacks. It was a place where he felt stable.
He was an understanding, daring, whiskey drinker with moist elbows and Tall fingers. His friends saw him as a light, long lawyer. Once, he had even helped a wet Nugget cross the road. That's the sort of man he was.
Dave walked over to the window and reflected on his Blacks surroundings. The snow flurried like talking goldfish.
Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Terry Davidsonson. Terry was a sympathetic douchebag with squat elbows and wobbly fingers.
Dave gulped. He was not prepared for Terry.
As Dave stepped outside and Terry came closer, he could see the spotty glint in his eye.
"Look Dave," growled Terry, with a forgetful glare that reminded Dave of sympathetic lizards. "It's not that I don't love you, but I want Crystal Meth. You owe me 1460 pounds."
Dave looked back, even more barmy and still fingering the tattered sandwich. "Terry, hey man you're a huge faygot," he replied.
They looked at each other with ecstatic feelings, like two crowded, careful cats smiling at a very noble Drug Deal, which had Jazz music playing in the background and two generous uncles partying to the beat.
Dave studied Terry's squat elbows and wobbly fingers. Eventually, he took a deep breath. "I'm afraid I declared myself bankrupt," explained Dave. "You will never get your money."
"No!" objected Terry. "You lie!"
"I do not!" retorted Dave. "Now get your squat elbows out of here before I hit you with this tattered sandwich."
Terry looked anxious, his wallet raw like a cheerful, concerned Cadillac.
Dave could actually hear Terry's wallet shatter into 1460 pieces. Then the sympathetic douchebag hurried away into the distance.
Not even a glass of whiskey would calm Dave's nerves tonight.
THE END
John Tucker was thinking about Sophie Dee again. Sophie was a delusioned stacy with neckbeard dick and pale balls.
John walked over to the window and reflected on his poop surroundings. He had always hated dank /r9k/ with its watery, wandering wizards. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel shocked.
Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the a delusioned figure of Sophie Dee.
John gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a cold-blooded, wicked, Mountain Dew drinker with manlet dick and skinny balls. His friends saw him as a rich, raspy robot. Once, he had even jumped into a river and saved a thankful wojack.
But not even a cold-blooded person who had once jumped into a river and saved a thankful wojack, was prepared for what Sophie had in store today.
The rain hammered like keking frogs, making John sad. John grabbed a giga katana that had been strewn nearby; he massaged it with his fingers.
As John stepped outside and Sophie came closer, he could see the funny glint in her eye.
Sophie glared with all the wrath of 1862 nihilistic magnificent murlocks. She said, in hushed tones, "I hate you and I want the D."
John looked back, even more sad and still fingering the giga katana. "Sophie, get out normies," he replied.
They looked at each other with irritable feelings, like two magnificent, manky mountain lions bullying at a very edgy Circlejerk, which had orchestral music playing in the background and two sinister uncles fapping to the beat.
John studied Sophie's neckbeard dick and pale balls. Eventually, he took a deep breath. "I'm sorry," began John in apologetic tones, "but I don't feel the same way, and I never will. I just don't hate you Sophie."
Sophie looked worried, her emotions raw like a low, large lazer.
John could actually hear Sophie's emotions shatter into 785 pieces. Then the delusioned stacy hurried away into the distance.
Not even a drink of Mountain Dew would calm John's nerves tonight.
END
I wrote a screenplay:
http://www.plot-generator.org.uk/pyfjbc/shorttempered-castrated-bull.html
Is /r9k/ right? Are women manipulative sociopaths ?
>>24755719
Yes, they are.
This is an original comment
For the most part. The secret is everyone is their own level of awful and because of it life is generally horrible.
>>24755750
>>24755744
I lost all my trust for women just after few months of coming here. I mean I had to reason to trust them in first place, I got hurt by lying women so many times its unreal but now I literally distrust them
What books would you guys call part of the /r9k/ essential library?
I'm halfway through pic related and it does a good job of highlighting robot thoughts.
>men are the creators and protectors of civilization. Women are much more like an accessory
>social groups with women in them are less encouraging to masculine values than all male groups
>women are inherently worthless to the survival of civilization but are supported, not because they are useful, but because they are pretty and give birth
>Men who are inherently useless and request aid like women are hated and despised.
>beeing yourself is actually a terrible ideology. You should feign being alpha and if you do a good job of it, no one will challenge you for it.
Any other books you'd add to an essential robot reading list?
Madame Bovary.
>>24755538
>Men who are inherently useless and request aid like women are hated and despised.
That's no robot thought, that's white knight BS.
Donovan thinks it's good and just natural and muh biology when talking about men being seen as useless. Robot thought is to rage against female hypergamy and white knighs who think that everyone who isn't a Chad and shit is useless.
>>24756935
Also, Donovan is gay and there is an unsurprising lack of fatherhood and families in his books about masculinity.
Now, I can't blame anyone for not wanting to father children in his matriarchal society, but the lack of fatherhood in a book about "traditionalism", all about "masculinity" and "alpha" and "alt-right" is pretty preposterous.
Better read:
>Sexual Utopia in Power
Why do you guys think "Stacies" are lining up to bang someone like me because I am black and apparently "good looking" (I don't think so)? Sure some may take interest in me but that quickly fades when they see that I can't even make eye contact with them, nervously stutter and just an overall beta fag.
Also can one of you make a smug pepe out of me
They most definitely lose interest when they see my interests
Idk I'm not a Stacy but I'm a girl and your facial hair offends me on a personal level. Also how is your hair so smooth if you're black??? How is it not extremely textured?
You're kinda cute but I'm against race mixing.
>>24755094
I don't know why my hair is like that.
I just finished reading 'The Art of the Deal' by Donald Trump, the guy is a bozo - no intelligence at all. He spends all day taking calls from people who have business ideas and making calls to his buddies. He's turned on by the idea of picking up cheap real estate when someone is in financial trouble and then selling it when the market turns around. He uses daddy's money, and then pats himself on the back about how great he is. Some of the business ideas he agrees to, and when they go when he takes the credit - he never had an original idea himself. I'm surprised at what a dimwit he is.
It got me thinking about successful people, particularly in business. Why the hell would a smart person being doing that? It really gets my goat when these corporate people act like they are intelligent and in general better than everyone else because they are motivated to do what they do. In fact that motivation comes from stupidity, OR from having something to prove; manlet, small dick, non-white, woman, sexual deviant (power allows them to perpetrate).
I'm a NEET for 5 years now and I've been shit all over by intellectual insects who think they are better than me because they spend all day in a stiff blouse or shirt in an office cubicle. I've done that too - most of the time you are fucking off talking about pop music and reality TV, not much actually gets done.
>TL:DR; Wagekeks aren't smarter or better - the opposite why do they put us down
damn that felt good to get off my chest
pls reply
>>24754581
But you read it.
Stacy gets hit on by an unattractive male. Image # 3 had me Ree-ing!!
>>24753045[Original Comment #1]
>>24753045
Oh no, a working class man without high status! Call the feminist police to throw him into jail!
>>24753054
I still say that this was a great fucking line and if her driver had been a Chad she would have soaked her panties
Let's do this robots. Hopefully we can have another thread that gets 500 angry replies and lasts for days like the autism shoes one.
Also since you can't just picdump without text, feel free to provide context/excuses as to why you dress the way you do, anything you'd want to change, how people react, etc.
>>24741387
I don't dress like this anymore, but this was my everyday style back in like 2002-2006.
I wanted to be unique and stand out in a crowd, by dressing up like every other mallgoth nu-metal punk rock kid out there. I also wanted to make a statement that fashion is lame and for sheeple, by being extremely fashionable myself. Especially when it took me an hour to spike and blowdry my hair.
I had that early 2000s alternative aesthetic nailed down.
Now these days I just wear blue jeans and white shirts. I both grew out of the fashion & "scene" as well as the music.
i just wear whatever's comfy
>>24741529what's in the man-purse?
>favorite game, anime, or album
>deepest secret
LISA the painful RPGI had phone sex with a 52 year old woman pretending to be a 43 year old woman who was pretending to be her mother when I was 16 years old
Album: Frames by oceansize (really good post-rock band)I have a fetish for homosexuals fist punching each others arseholes and going as deep as they can (shoulder length) but I am not gay
You Are There by MonoI wanna frot with a futa
unsettling images thread
>>24728864
This is great.
>this is not an addition, nor is it unsettling.
>>24728864
What this means?
Did he get consumed by darkness or was the darkness posing as him?
very unsettling
Who else puts honey in their coffee?
>>24761556
That is such a white thing to do.
I don't but now you've made me curious. I think I'll try it.
>>24761605
Nah, Asians do it all the time.
I live in Central Asia and people here sweeten their shit with honey more often than sugar.
Which are nicer to look at robots, tits or asses?tits
>>24761160
I like both equally.
Tits without ass is like a burger without the bun.
For some reason i look down upon people who prefer tits over asswith that being said, obviously i prefer ass
Face. Face is the most important.
What goes through your mind when you see a White Male and Asian Female couple in public?
>>24760668
No problem with Eurasian couple, some of the best asian female pornostar have a white parent. And most important at least they are not any shade of negroes, like sand or curry.
>>24760668
kids end being genetic failures most of the time but it could be worse I guess
I automatically assume the white guy is a beta and figure it's likely the Asian girl would choose to be white if she could.
Not even white or asian, but generally interracial relationships gross me out.
Le nice pupper thread
Doge is smiling
Doge has corn on his head
Doge is winking
Since when did marxists, liberals, and communists who secretly hate us start pushing their agendas here? I've been noticing this for a few months. Is it just their dumb followers or somethng more?
this isnt your hugbox
>>24760187
Stormfags and marxists always try to recruit in these kinds of places where there are lots of marginalized young people.
>>24760248
I'm not a stormfag either. Stop bringing your political shit here.
this thread is for true robots, you can only post if you
have less than 5 male irl friends/acquaintances
don't go to clubs/parties
never had a girlfriend
never had sex
how you going robots? i'm holding up alright, had steak and potato for din dins and am currently playing a WoW private server
I fit all the criteria.
Got yelled at by my parents again today. Otherwise I'm doing fine, tryna work out more often.
Wanted to commit suicide yesterday but I figured that stabbing myself and bleeding out would be painful. I want a quicker way out. Too bad I don't have access to a gun.
were do i sign up ...
