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>male
>5'8"
>2015
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i know these feels
>5'8 checking in
>also dubs
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>>24763569
Male 5"6
Fit but tiny 5"6 shoulders and chest.
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>>24763569
Bad but not insta-doomed tier. If you manage to stay motivated even through all the shit and disrespect you get thrown at you, you have a workable chance (even with an introverted personality and so on). It's still life on hardmode though compared to what most average and tallfags experience, no arguing about that.

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>neetbux on friday
>order a wii u premium with xenoblade x
>just arrived

I've said it a million times before, but I'm genuinely thankful for the people here that works 10 hours a day to keep my lifestyle available.
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>>24763558
>wii u
Are you a casual or are you just stupid?
Or can't you afford a decnt gaming PC with that neet lifestyle?
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>>24763844
already have a pc and a ps4. finished bloodborne last week.
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>>24763903
gimme pc spec and pics, I wanna see

Who else drinks 5 hour energy drinks?
How many do you drink a week?
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>>24763552
>drinking sugar with caffeine
>not taking pre workout
literally a kuck
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Nah. That's shit is terrible for you. Drink a monster instead.
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>>24763552
>drinking cancer in a bottle
>\

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What are your phobias?
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>>24763549
Mirrors.
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>>24763549
Dying alone and falling into madness.
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>>24763549
Sun, space, ocean, balloons, the color magenta, hipsters, traps, zombies, monkeys, monkey zombies

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I cannot comprehend how somebody who saves themselves can be okay with dating someone who hasn't. I would rather be alone then know that my gf has literally let another man put his penis in her. If your just an ugly degenerate that wants casual sex feel free to disregard this.
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No, but mostly because I'd be useless in bed and she'd leave and tell everyone how I'm subhuman.
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>>24763519
Why does it bother you? If the girl cares that much about how good of a dicking you give her she's probably a whore.
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those of the vaginal kind don't like virgin men so it's not about would I, since couldn't do it even if I wanted to.

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Im spending these holidays and New Year with my family in Paris and the Normany.
Music for this feel.

Artists i already know & treasure:
France Gall
Zaz
Serg Gainsbourg
Alcest (softer tracks from new album)
Benjamin Clementine
Lazuli
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What do you want anon?
French music?
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Here's some good french music

French rap :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSJTS87Ab4w
French rock:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgWx9pyHVrI

I hate pop music
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Here's pop :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SolYdL5tcag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_KBnY-2F4Y (This song is about how Paris is total shit)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68Ff19dcNCA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOUEJNlkOKM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZuNahZ3FNE

>>24763723
>Gradur

NPDC bro?

I want to be cute trap. I'm growing my hair out already. But can I pull it off?
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Is my dick feminine?
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>>24763309
>that dock
>trap
now you pick one
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>>24763309
>ginger pubes

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Where does /r9k/ go to meet women?
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>>24763264
i usually go to vns
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>>24763264
>tfw this is literally the most important piece of info to getting a gf, the key to solving the great problem most robots have
>whenever I make this thread it gets no replies
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>>24763264

Clubs, any sort of meet up for one of your interests, work, public transport, tinder, have your friends arrange for different friend groups to get together.

Shit is easy.

>"haha anon, dont get mad at me for asking, but me and Krissi were talking earlier, and we were wondering...have you ever like had sex with a girl or whatever?"
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>>24763244
well i never had that.
but check dem digits
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"Yeah, no one likes me."
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these bitches have nice cheekbones

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One day NEET's parents die and they will become a homeless
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>>24763161
They are all going to an hero before 40 to bee honest f@m.
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>>24763161
>be me
>be neet
>parents own house
>sibling owns own house
>parents are kill
>sister lets me live with her
>I get half of expensive house
>I get neet bux
>sibling pays bills
>I get NEET bux
>feels good man
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>>24763161
>homeless
>He doesn't know about the North-European welfare state

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>go into thread that has something vaguely to do with cross dressing, transsexuals, traps, ect. in the OP
>haha guys I shaved yesterday wanna see my asshole
>I'm not gay, I'm a cute trap tehe!~ I wore my mom's tights once!
>oh no I'm so embarrassed!!! ...do you want to see my 30 piece collection of naked photographs?
>'sissy'

none of you perverts are cute
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You're just as big a fag as they are for willfully and purposely reading their conversations and looking at their nude pictures.
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somebody sounds jealous~
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guess that not the trap that fucks his dog from /b/.
then that must be from /lgbt/
am i rite?
=)

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About to get a new phone, robots. What should I get?

My favorite phone I've ever owned, hands down, was the HTC One M7.

Should I get the S6. I need a new phone now.

What do?
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>robot with phone
stepu up you're bait gamu senpai
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>>24763065
LG G4
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>>24763065

>no iPhone 6S Plus

It's like you don't want to own the greatest phone on the market right now.

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Post images like pic related, or if anybody has any military stories to share then go right ahead.

Because from my experience there is rarely a stronger bond than when you're with your comrades in arms.
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>>24762690
>military
>>>/k/
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>tfw the airstrike you called hits a school
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>>24762812
/thread

asasas

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Eggman is a normie
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>>24762568
what happened to the black pill eggie? Why is he with this roastie
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Of course he is, he isn't even a virgin. He's also like 6'2"
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>>24762778
The lady looks taller than him. Is she like 6'7?

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Well robots, it finally happened. I got a STD. What's the best way to infect as many normies as I can without getting caught? Sex is obviously out of the question. I was thinking something along the lines of pouring my blood into some random slut's food.
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>>24762557
you're not a robot nor belong here.
out.
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How did you get it? Presuming that you are a robot, I presume screwing a cheap prostitute to lose your virginity. baka
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>>24762640
Please don't take away my sense of belonging here. It's really all I have left.

>>24762657
I barebacked a whore but it wasn't to lose my virginity. That was a different whore.

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