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Any robots draw, paint, sing, create music, etc?
If you are creative you are not a robot.
Patricians like us consume.
>>24772817
But I see some robots have some degree of creativity here
>>24772793
I'm a musician but rarely finish anything. I have some skill at the process but yeah.
10/10 albums
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5UycSoVuTA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNuQmBRB69g
AOTY
I don't care if this is a joke, you should kill yourself either way for even acknowledging this kind of autistic shit.
>>24772758
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzhTPQgMyGc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOrtN8A9Ds4
Do Bronies and other autists not realize their autism? We should use him as our new mascot since we lost Garrett.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLmD_69pXpk
>>24772569
>>>/r9k/
ohh wait
>tfw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHB2ZV5g3GU
If two robots date, do they become normies?
>>24772524
>>>/lgbt/
go home, you queer.
>>24772524
Well, females can't be robots, so they'd have to be homos. But yeah, unless they have some kind of weird platonic dating relationship, then they become normies.
>>24772536
>gay
>being this washed by gov propaganda
haha ok
So how fallen are you?
> Wishing that terrorists would kill people in my city so that a bunch of jobs open up.
> Thinking about doing whatever it takes to get laid as long as I don't go to jail.
> Wishing that murderers had higher kill counts or got away with it.
People tell me I shouldn't kill myself, but what kind of person am I going to end up at this rate?
A bitter, angry, lonely one.
>>24772415
If I get a GET, you must kill yourself.
I used to be pretty edgy too OP. I have no friends and dropped out of college
But the past two days I have felt nothing.
Nothing.
>YOU WILL NEVER BE WITH A TANNED GIRL DURING YOUR HOLIDAYS
>>24772371
That was honestly the dumbest fucking doujin I have ever read, The sex was not even good either.
Pic related, a much better doujin featuring my hentaifu.
But i did
We even had sex
>>24772430
Would you please leave.
Who do you wish would win the upcoming elections?
donald mother fucking trump
this fucker right here
>>24772356
trump
i dont give a fuck about politics and i dont know what's even going on, but if there's two things i want, it's to piss normalfags off and to turn the country into one big living meme
Why do we hate Kurt Coabin again? He is literally a robot.
>Had stepbrother named Chad, who he bullied
>Retired to the basement all day when he lived with his parents
>Was bullied
>Spent all of his teenage years trying to lose his virginity
>Became an hero
>Was a substance abuser
>Avoided playing his famous songs at concerts
Fuck no, he was that edgy alt-chad that all the goth/emo girls wanted to fuck in high school. Literally Chad with a different skin.
He was a proto-sjw.
>>24772286
Then why couldn't he get laid until he got famous?
who /fatfuck/ here
>tfw 158 lbs
>tfw just ate half a pizza
JUST
>>24772103
>half a pizza
I'm guessing you're a woman.
inb4 neckbeards bragging about eating a whole pizza
>>24772237
no,im not a woman
this is /r9k/
why would a woman be here.
why do people love to gossip and complain and yet rarely do anything to change their situation?
>>24772073
I can't change shit. But I don't complain or gossip either.
...because it's easier? Are you a roastie or something?
>>24772073
Living in petty drama makes their boring lives more interesting, they don't really want to change anything
>ywn move to the big city
fuck it, this small town is suffocating me
>>24771854
Same.
Ask me how close i am to taking a few hundred to new york
>>24771916
>
how close are you?
I'm thinking of moving back to a smaller town, maybe 50-60000 people max. Just big enough to have passable internet, but with cheap apartments, and somewhere warm. I'm thinking Texas, maybe Georgia.
Bum bum bum! Hahaha!
he's definitely a gay
Cigarettes be like
Big tobacco be like $$$$
>>24771702>>24771645
just having to read these words triggers me
We post a picture of a girl. You tell us if she's below your standards or you would gf her.
>>24771573
would gf her
>>24771632
below muh standards
>>24771573
>>24771632
>>24771740
100% pure gf amterial
Why haven't you gone to a local Black Lives Matter rally to show your support for the black community?
Are you some kind of racist? It's 2015, you piece of shit.
well we're on 4chan so yes we're racist
i don't want to get stabbed
>>24771467
got told "fuck out of here whitey" and pushed to the ground
> thinking cute boys will like you just because girls don't
Hahaha robots, you're in for an unpleasant surprise.
Us gay guys are WAY more picky than the average girl.
Also hygiene is important, so most of you disqualify by default.
>>24771462
>le most robots are unwashed neckbeards meme
>>24771462
We are also dudes meaning we dont fuck around we will tell you we dont want your dick right in your face.
>>24771462
a-are they practicing for girls?
d-does "cute boys" still autosage?
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