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>mom set up an okcupid account for me and is trying to get numbers and set up dates
By the looks of it she actually has good game and got me two numbers already
That's kind of cute that she's helping you out
>>24774437
It's not. She's setting me up for failure and embarassment
>>24774414
This is your chance to escape this hell hole
If there was a zombie apocalypse and you had to pick one person from this list to be your companion, who would it be?
1. Hitler
2. Stalin
3. Osama bin Laden
4. Mohammed
5. Jesus
6. Nicki Minaj
7. Jihadi John
8. Elliot Rodgers
>>24774372
this thread is reddit tier but Conor Mcgregor
>le zombiez xdxd
>le hitler xd xd
>>24774372
What shitty options, I guess I'd go with Jesus
Eliot Rodgers , we would probably just go back to his place , wouldn't be surprised if he had a secret bunker or a huge stash of supplies desu
ILL STAND BY ALL THIS DRINKING IF IT HELPS ME THROUGH THESE DAYS
>Post good robot albums
>>24774368
Good album Op
Ive been listening to pic related all week
>>24774368
Interpol is awesome, prefer this song though
https://youtu.be/B561gZfyv6o
>>24774450
Meh im one of those babbys that only listens to Turn on The Bright Lights.
>browsing /r9k/ lowers your sanity meter by 33%
if you get to 0 it's game over robots.
>game over
Good. This game is balls.
I was born at 0
>>24774325
at 0 is where the REAL game begins familia
Tell me, /r9k/, what would yo do if you got drafted into your nation's military?
Hard mode: No chance to flee the country
To scared to post anything? Come on, it's not like anyone from the Government is here
Hope i don't get killed or maimed in some shithole on the other side of the world.
>>24774253
I pray for this every day. It's why I'm voting for Trump, he's our nation's greatest chance at getting involved in a ground war between 1st world countries.
>tfw you will never be drafted into the Vietnam War at the age of 18
>tfw you will never fly over Saigon in an Apache helicopter blasting "Fortunate Son"
>Be me
>Have an adopted Korean brother named Sung
>Dad is 6', mom is 5'7'' but I'm only 5'9." I drank milk every day, but it's true, Americans are getting shorter.
>Sung was born in a third world communist dictator ship, but he's the same height as me.
>We start school in the same year.
>get B in every subject
>Sung gets A, 2300 SAT, and wins a debate contest
>Parents give him more attention
>I join wrestling team to vent
>2 months pass
>Sung gets a girlfriend
>7/10, artistic, funny
>A chink, which is the most undesirable, gets a gf before I do.
>I get so pissed that I confront him after school.
>I tell him that he makes me look bad, that he stole my family
>"You're white. You don't know what hardship is, so I deserve what I get."
>punch him, Sung staggers
>knock him down and pin him to the ground
>he pulls a Jackie Chan on me and suddenly I'm on the ground
>he just looks at me with those sad squinty eyes
Never felt so beta in my life.
>>24774234
I'd punch him too if he said that.
That being said it's not his fault you're dumb as fuck.
>>24774234
>muh white genetics!
>I tell him that he makes me look bad, that he stole my family
Are you the latest James Bond villain? Jesus christ. I can understand being jealous of siblings because my brother is a doctor while I'm a dropout but at the same time, I'm taller than my brother. He's asian and you're not. Always try to look on the bright side.
>"ewww! Merissa stop, there's some creepy guy staring at us!"
Don't
Mind
Me
>Heavy breathing
i just want to give you girls a present, to be honest.
>"OH MY GOD JESSICA HE HAS A GUN!"
>BANG BANG BANG
>"OH GOD PLEASE MISTER-"
>BANG BANG BANG BANG
They hate this game over on /v/ and I'm really looking for some new people with to play with since they overhauled the Refer-A-Friend system, so I thought I'd try here since I've a couple threads for it before.
Anyway my main is an scam spec Eddy, but after they added more synergy with Double-D and jawbreakers, I really want to level him up. His utility has always been pretty good for countering the stupid amount of OP bike Kevins you see in PvP, but I think the damage boost from all the new jawbreaker talents is really going to push him over the line.
hmu if anyone new wants to try it out or even if a veteran player wants to take advantage of the triple exp refer-a-friend bonus.
fuck me i thought this was real
What the fuck is this? This can't be real.
>>24774110
Nigga thats fucking Fusion Fall. That game was the shit back when I was younger.
>having a good day
>accidentally look in mirror
>rest of the day ruined
every time
>>24774067
Are you really ugly or someting?
>>24774127
that + i hate myself
I can't help but to laugh at how goofy I look but kinda feel bad anyway. All this time and effort to produce me and I turned out ugly.
How are stock jobs, fellow wage slaves?
I work in the front end of a grocery normally but tonight I did some stocking for overtime and it wasn't too bad, but I couldn't see my body being able to put up with it for 8 hours a day. Do I just have to get used to it and will it get better? I'd consider switching departments because I'm getting bored of doing cashier and bagging.
Cons of this job I found in my 4 hours of doing it:
>customers asking for assistance and rude customers
>physical demand
>the repetitiveness will make me miserable
>overnight the store would be practically empty and soul crushingly lonely, despite being socially awkward
pros
>easy
>satisfies my OCD by making the shelves look nice
>not as bad as bagging large carts full of junk
>>24774044
stocking is pretty shit, I worked overnights for a few months and quit because it was pretty shit.
>>24774310
well apparently so. the turnover rate is so high and they need people to work stock very badly. I have a pretty good idea why they quit though, the job is terrible
>>24774310
How much was the pay? Merchandiser sucks as well but pays well enough to stick it out until something better
watashi wa DEMAND GOVERNMENT MANDATED GIRLFRIENDS desu
>>24774027
That could not possibly go wrong for anyone.
anata wa well very japanese speak-do-not
y no GOVERNMENT MANDATED GFS desuka
Do you guys put any product in your hair or wear any face gel to make yourself more appealing to women?
Pic related
>>24773949
i use molding cream or just some moisturizer that i use on my face
>>24773949
B-b-but I don't even have hair anymore...
Nah autism hair till I die famalam
Went out and got myself mcdonalds chicken sandwich
That shit good
Pic not related
>>24773934
I woke up without dying. So close, yet so far.
>>24773934
You have truly conquered the night senpai
How the fuck do I have a deeper voice
I'm 21 and I sound like a squeaky high pitched 14 year old faggot going through puberty
Do you jack off more than 2 times a week?
Cut back on jerkin your gerkin.
It may be nofap psuedoscience but ive noticed more power to my voice after awhile when i dont waste my seed so much.
>>24773927
>more than 2 times a week
3 times a day
I will try to stop fapping and see if it helps but I will probably fail
>>24773851
do you have this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puberphonia
see a speech therapist if so, it's fixable.
>I flirt with co-worker despite her having boyfriend
> She doesn't freak out at it, politely rejects me when I go too far, sorta kinda flirts back, admits to me being physically attractive
> hug her and stuff when we work together
> yesterday, she tells me her and her boyfriend are arguing
>I ask if she'll go on a date with me if they break up, she agrees, we hug on it
> Today at work apparently he breaks up with her, she's crying, I feel like magic and like I made it happen
> think it's my opportunity now, ask her if it's too early to talk about the date
> She says they're not "officially" broken up, but she's still down to go on a date if they "officially" break up
> mood shot, want to fucking kill myself
Why must women do and say shit like this?
>>24773843
Why are you so hung up on this one bitch?
>>24773843
Dawg chill. You're already bein' smooth about it. The problem is you putting all your eggs in her basket. If she don't go out with you, tough shit you sound confident enough to go for some other woman.
>>24773876
This.
This is when you lie and say your seeing someone now when she asks.
