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tell me some fucked up dreams that you guys have had in the past; I'll begin:
>i was a prisioner in auschwitz
>the nazis were coming
>i hide myself in a small room used to store cleaning stuff
>when they get closer i realise there is no scape
>I take a scissor and bury it in my neck
i can't even describe how bad killing myself felt, there wasn't any other option.
>had a dream that I fucked a horse
gay desu senpai stop posting whenever
>>24773819
>implying the holocaust happened
I dreamed about dying in a car accident. It was really vivid, and when I died this creepy demon appeared in front of me. Ever since I constantly get dreams of being in hell. A few nights ago I had a dream where I was in a room with this metal table covered in blood and I guess it was used to torture people.
Hey guys anti-buddha here.
Just a friendly cognitive superlative reminder that ubuliant meditation is irresponsible for metapsychotics who describe it without self-referential dissonance to the PHYSICAL CONSEQUENCES of metacognition.
Obviously I am well informed on the procedural subjective nature of meditation. Obviously I am a master of meditation despite raging hard in every thread I contribute to. Also, by making reference to PHYSICAL CONSEQUENCES I don't make myself look like a fallacious ignoramus parastoprimer who doesn't even know the fundamental mystery of the mind that anyone with a modicum of understanding on the subject would be exposed to before anything else.
Don't even try accuse me of being a pseudo-intellectual, fedora tipping, new atheist, otherwise I will shout you down with meaningless terms and phrases that sound smart.
TL;DR
>concepts are inherently meaningless
>the free will fallacy
>>24773699
I don't know what your game is friend but I think it'd be best if you's leave now.
threadsMadeAboutMe++;
Everywhere, dicks.
>be me
>be hanging out with normalfags
>everyone's telling stories
>I start to talk about something that happened to me the other night
>hey so this is kinda weird but...
>I get quickly cut off by one of them yelling over me
>wow that is so weird!
>everyone resumes talking completely ignoring me
I guess my thread is just going to go ignored like usualshameless self bump
>>24773842
I hear you.
I don't like it either.
This happens to me a lot. Or at least it did, when I had friends
By the way, I was about to post here just before you bumped it :)
Does anyone else feel really emotionally attached to this guy? We've kinda grown up together, he's been a selfless prop in hundreds of my faps over the years, I know his style, what turns him on, what girls he likes.
I feel bonded to Manuel, idky. I'm worried that he's gaining a few pounds, he used to be so ripped. I hope things are going OK in his personal life.
>>24773532
>It just smells
He is a fucking legend!
He's more watchable than James fucking Deen
>tfw a robot like Buddy the Elf was able to get Zooey Deschanel as a girlfriend
is there any reason to live?
>>24773516
It's a movie, you fucking retard.
>>24773516
>Hollywood fiction
The caring beta male always gets the girl in movies.
>>24773516
She looks 1000x better with blond hair desu senpai
I got a match on tinder for the first time in over a year. What should I say? She's cute as fuck so she may be a bot. That happened last time.
>>24773256
She uses fat girl camera angles. Still okay.
She's either a bot or a completely vapid slut. Don't waste your time.
Also
>using Tinder
At first glance I thought she was touching the tip of a black cock
On a scale of 1-10, 10 being the normiest, how normal are you?
I'm probably a 2.5
Around a 6
Sex doesnt change you much, neither does talking to normies more it all more or else balances out
probably 6.5-7
5.
Still too aloof to be a normie, but I can talk to them niggas.
I DID IT GUISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I LOST MY VIRGINITY AT 32YO AND I DIDN'T PAY FOR IT AND HAD SEX WITH A GIRL WHO ACTUALLY WANTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK YOU LOSERS I'M OUTTA HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>24772974
So what, you want a party?
Good job tho.
>>24772974
>lost virginity at 32years old
Congrats bro now every adult will laugh when they hear this
congratz dude, im happy for you anon.
There's this girl at my work place that I feel depressed for; I work in fashion and she's the only ugly, short fat girl.
She never gets noticed and the guys never go out of their way to speak to her. She's in the background doing all the important work.
How do I make her feel better?
She wore makeup today and I told her she looked nice but it didn't seem to do any good.
>>24772633
Is she Asian?
If not, she probably gets drunk and gets fucked by chad every weekend and now most tuesdays since normies have designated tuesday another nightclub day for some reason
>>24772633
gr8 blog m8
fuck yourself
>>24772633
>I told her she looked nice
What's wrong with you dude? That's sexual harassment. You're lucky she didn't report you.
Moot being gone is beginning to hurt. I remember growing up with this place, when moot then suddenly decided to go on because he had enough of this place and that he was beyond that phase in his life, that makes me sad.
I'm still here, i'm still useless and i feel left behind mootykins.
It reminds me of one of the first anime i ever saw, it reminds me of all the games i used to play with people from 4chan.
Growing up sucks and i hate you faggots for growing up and leaving me behind.
i know i'm just going to spend my life, just trying one thing after another hoping that ive found out what is holding me back, whats making me sad. i know that it's dumb, that i think i can actually turn it around, be productive and be happy but inside myself i know my mediocrity isnt because of some invisible obstacle, the only person that is in the way for my dreams and happiness is that the person that is having the dreams is me.
again, fuck you guys for outgrowing me and leaving me behind.
>>24772612
4shit it's only that
SHIT,so is the anime from your pic
op pls go
>>24772612
The fact that moot has moved on and has a kid means that we are all going to make it though.
Why haven't you messaged her, anon?
because she's losing interest in me, like every girl after her.
i get about 1/2 weeks of that honeymoon phase where i think i'll get a gf but then they will lose interest
it's always like that.
i didnt even saved her name in the phone because i knew this shit was going to happen
invited her last friday and after one hour she just replied "sorry i cant" so yeah that one is over.
i've seen 7/8 girls this year, thought they would be the one to finally end my streak and maybe make me happy for more than 5 minutes but no
they always lose interest, and rightfully so. im messed up. i have some kind of flaw inside me and they can feel it.
Because she's only interested in Chads and wouldn't think of me romantically if I was the last guy on earth.
>>24772486
Because she's being annoying and spamming my phone with desperate pleas for me to come over, its pretty annoying senpai
Your bullies still around?
Other day the sucker who tried to drown me in my childhood tried to throw a rock at me. He missed. I am 35 years old now.
one of them is a heroin junky living on the streets. i just keep walking when he tries to beg for money
My brother, he used to torment me although I admit I can't blame him for my being weak, it's almost like he caught on to it right away and knew how to manipulate right away and got to my weak spots, he would call me fat and choke me and beat me up but I was older, it's just I'm weak as f. He also would say things like I'm ugly and stupid and to kill myself and I'm wanted, just stuff that's true and now my self esteem is shit, he still lives with me and is just the older version of himself, still bullies, makes excuses for everything and tries to manipulate. One of these days I'll probably stab him in his sleep.
>>24772549
I'm unwanted* woops -.-
>tfw "friend" who is a grill found out I was kissless virgin and told me she would kiss me
>tfw too pathetic to accept
Why live?
>First kiss being a pity kiss
>>24772409
you dun goofed hard.
>>24772409
Man she probably kicks on that. She wants your virgin pussy. Just go for it man.
How do I learn how to speak Spanish?
I'm kinda tired of living in the US and I'd like to try living in Latin America.
Currently taking Spanish classes, but I'd like to learn conversational Spanish outside the basics too.
Central america or south america?
>>24772475
Maybe South America.
I heard there were actually a decent population of chinos like me down there.
>>24772344
Watch Plaza Sesamo m8
It's the mexican version of Sesame Street
Do you like pubic hair?
yes
>tfw no bushy east asian gf
only when it's on genitals
>>24772264
Very much but it has to be trimmed and maintained. Not a fan of the wild bush.
Trimmed >>>>>>>>Shaved>>>>>>>Bush
