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There's a parallel universe where anime girls exist and they're suicidal because you don't exist.
>>27618609
>that parallel universe is 3D
Best thing I've read all night, and it ends up being about anime girls.
Step it up /r9k/.
>>27618609
>there's an anime where anime girls are suicidal because you don't exist
Would this suffice
Pepe Bear, come in, this is Elliot 2-3 relaying Elliot 2-1
We're in position at the roadside, ready to ambush the convoy of Condoms.
There cucks won't know what hit 'em!
>>27618420
Wait one. We're contacting Elliot main. It apparently has rear and forward security by two companies of Chads. Snipers are impanted and observing. Get Elliot 81s mortars platoon on comm.
>>27618567
But sir--We'll miss the convoy!
>>27618420
Pepe Bear, be advised our undercover insurgents aren't across the border yet, please keep it quiet, once we're through we can aid in the assault.
How do I avoid my health care provider forcing me to take antidepressants? I just got out of hospitalization for good behavior but they made me promise to keep taking meds. I don't want to be on drugs, wat do, just pretend to take them for a few months and then discontinue the prescription? To clarify I was hospitalized under threat of coercion, and started taking meds there also under threat of coercion.
Please help robutts, I want to be able to jizz again.
I took wellbutrin for a week and flushed that shit. Kept me up all night, my mind was in a constant fog. Plus my cumshots were weak as fuck.
Just flush em, man. You're your own person. What are they gonna do if you don't use them? Say fuck em. Idk you do you, man.
And you wonder why you can't fucking function as a human being.
>>27618384
If youre an adult you don't have to do anything senpai just stop taking them
I'm sorry anon, but my bulls tired me out this weekend, it's gonna take me the whole week to recover
>>27618148
Holy fuck I thought that guy had a really huge dick
I was listening to a pornstar interview this weekend. The lady said that Lexington Steele's penis was so large that she couldn't walk properly for a few days.
>>27618148
Th-thats okay, s-sweetie, take your time. Hey Jamal, w-will you play Street Fighter V with me, p-please?
If you had to work in a supermarket and stack shelves for a living, or work as a hospital janitor, which one would you pick?
I am 30, no qualifications, broke and have been a NEET for 3 years but I want to get off my lazy ass and do something
any other suggestions?
Definately hospital janitor. I like cleaning for some reason desu
Merchandiser s make more than janitors
>>27617899
if both positions are open: the stacker cause don't want infections
How do I get a beautiful white gf that will cuck me?
get a hand tattoo
>>27617611
date a white girl
>>27617611
why is it that fat girls give me an instaboner while thin or muscular ones don't?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a292DTRZ9Vc&feature=youtu.be
>>27617551
>Are you from 4chan?
>Uhhhh... 'yes.'
>>27617551
massive cringe right there
I do not get it?
Help. How the fuck do I write a best man's speech?
>Robot
>Mumbler in general
>Terrible anxiety when I have to give public speeches
>Go up to podium
>"Welcome everyone, I hope you're having a good time, and I also hope the bride and groom have a happy long life together.
>walk away from podium
That's all I got for ya OP.
>>27617450
just copy one from google and modify some names and shit
rely on anecdotes, tell stories of when you first met the groom and "how you knew you would be best friends for life", or tell the story of how you felt about the bride when the groom started dating her.
These tend to be very common. I can't make you a good speaker, but I can help if you give me a little to work with.
Can anons help me is nowwatchtvlive.me working for you guys?
>>27617405
Yes but I am not IP banned
>>27617731
Why would I be IP ban?
>>27617774
trolling or something
I'm not terribly sad or depressed but I don't see any future in which I'm happy or fulfilled. To that end I'm probably going to kill myself. It just seems like the logical choice at this point.
me too. nothing will fill the deprevation that existence brings
Fuck you normie breeders, beta uprising is coming.
I'm the same, nothing really seems worth all the effort. Why not just drop out now?
even if i lived a life of 'contentment' with a 'happy' family and all things in their place i know in the end when i die i wouldn't be satisfied in the least
it's why old fucks are always reminiscing even the rich ones
it is physically impossible to be satisfied
one can only hope to be hypnotized and deluded all the way to the bitter end
Short hair > Long hair
debate me
nigga you gay
bloxfuckrobit
Neither hair is objectively better or worse, it varies wildly based on the viewer's taste and the woman in question's face shape and overall style.
Prove me wrong.
>can't pull during sex
>finally get a girl to have sex with me
>can barely even get hard because ive been ruined by cuck porn
>seriously considering if she'll let me watch her fuck a black guy while i jerk off under the bed
That's what you get for watching hardcore porn. Like, solos are fine, since it's just a woman, or even lesbian shit is not too bad, but watching hardcore is just going to turn you into a literal cuck as that is what you are conditioned to be by it.
Good job becoming a fuck up.
I had trouble getting it up too after all the years of porn anon. Don't worry too hard, keep on trying - your body is the result of thousands of years of fine-tuning, your dick can learn
>>27618570
Yes. OP, try not fapping for like 1-2 weeks before you bed her. Maybe that will make you horny enough.
Which sins are you guilty of at this point in your life, robots?
For me it'd probably be lust, wrath, and greed.
>lust because I fantasize about fucking so many girls and I watch an excessive amount of porn
>wrath because I'm an asshole to people I don't like, especially at university
>greed because there's a lot I want out of life, not just necessarily money. There are too many things I want
I've rid myself of every sin but sloth.
Currently working on sloth to no avail.
Mainly pride
>>27616827
>tfw greed, gluttony and wrath
how fucked up im senpaitachi?
Shit normies say:
>"Anon you say you don't want kids someday you're gonna meet a woman who will change all that!"
>"respect our troops anon, they fight so you can have freedom of speech!"
>"If you don't vote you don't have the right to complain!"
>>27616793
>respect our troops
you mean Israel's troops
I interact with people everyday, am married, hang out with friends, etc etc.
No one has said any of these to me in years.
Stop making up normie boogeymen.
>>27616793
>"If you don't vote you don't have the right to complain!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIraCchPDhk
He jumped off a viaduct and landed on the road nearby in Pennsylvania.
This video is of a different jump.
>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1aFlZUTiEDU
>normies mocking him in the commen section
This is why if you're going to kill yourself you should take some human scum out with you first
>>27616746
How could you commit suicide with all those people watching?
When I finally do it, it's gonna be in the woods with a gun or off a secluded bridge.
>>27616881
this desu
make them pay
