Robots tell me about the fucked up shit from your teens
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I got kicked in the nuts once. I think it was over back cutting in the lunch line but I'm not sure.
Super mad girl.
>beaten a couple times by step dad
>go to sleep every night with the fear ill wake up one day and he will have killed my mother
>watched my mother get her head smashed into a counter so hard she bled everywhere and forgot who i was
>mother recovers and becomes an alcoholic who verbally abuses me
>younger brother whos only 15 has been smoking cigarettes for years and every time i look into his dead eyes it kills my fucking...
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>>27624092
Average childhood in a white western family.
Theres a reason most of the world lived with the morals of the """""":backwards"""""" middle eastern people for so long.
>go on the internet
>see all these dumb losers with hot asian wives
HOW?
VR failed, I'll take a stray jap now. Please just hook me up
>>27624009
>asian wives
Be careful mate. I've lived in Japan for a while, and made quite a few experiences with Japanese and other Asian women. All in all, they are the same as every were else. For every girl that is gf material, you'll find 10 that are only good for a night together.
And don't be a huge beta and wife up a cutie asap because you're starving! I know this one German guy who made that mistake and married his first gf within one year of knowing her....
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>>27624146
How do you go about living in Japan?
>>27624158
I went there to study. I applied via my home university for an exchange program. Later on, I also visited my then gf a couple of times for longish periods of time. In retrospect, I should have broken off, when I returned home, instead of trying the whole long-distance relationship thing.
Whew, I don't know, you usually love the smell of my stocking-clad feet after school, but I think today is going to be different. The air conditioning was out all day on this hot summers day, so everyone was sweating non-stop. I also had P.E. class, so my feet a drenched in sweat and i've been putting up with the noxious stench coming off of them all day long.
So, let's find out if these stockings smell so bad that even my horny little foot-lover can't stand the odor. Bury your face in them and take a nice big sniff.
>>27624000
Nice trips, also I'd rather she just kill me to be quite honest family
>>27624000
It can't be that bad.
*takes a huge whiff*
Mmmmmmm
>>27624000
checkede, i still would like it, maybe even more because smell is stronger
post more lewd feet OP
Daily Reminder that ALL WOMEN are sluts.
That goes double for innocent 'Hinatas'.
Hinatas weren't always innocent. In fact, they are just like us.
Stacey got Chad while they would watch A Cinderella Story. In these films, the decent looking girl ends up with a kind Chad because their love was 'real' and this happens so the everyday girl can fantasise about Chad choosing them.
Now fast forward 5 years. This girl is now 20 and single. Her boyfriend life feels unfulfilled and she never got a hot date to prom. Every girl who isnt...
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that feeling when even if I did get a gf she'd probably turn out to be a cunt and cheat.
>>27623887
Forgot to add:
Every woman goes through a slut phase. Its during this phase they begin to date many men over a period of months/years where they either come out more mature and understanding of what it means to have a lover or most would continue, only with less guys per month as they get older.
Mature women are only mature because they fucked 60+ Chads. Mature men (robots) don't even need to have sex to understand the bullshit system.
The Hinatas and failed Staceys go through slut phase...
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>>27623887
Tell your mom she's a slut. Post results.
Do you think you will ever kill anyone in your lifetime?
>>27623827
It's theoretically possible
The race war and quite possibly WWIII will take place in our lifetime so maybe
>>27623827
most likely
the only reason i haven't taken a shot at the high score yet is because getting a gun in my country is next to fucking impossible
>>27623715
Not one person can relate?
You have to attempt self mastery or else find a master
Do you see a psychiatrist and therapist? They can help you.
>he hasn't mastered stoicism
>take a huge, painful shit
>bleed my ass out
>take a picture to start a /r9k/ thread
>phone slips out of my hand into the shit and blood filled abyss
>>27623637
its like a self-fulfilling prophecy
>>27623637
Now that's what I call shitty luck
xD
>reach for water jug not paying attention
>its piss jug
>kiss the piss
Why does anyone actually care about "pleasing stacy" as long as you please yourself why should you care about the feelings of someone you supposedly hate? You have a point if you're fucking a woman that goes to your school or work or something but outside of that why give a shit? If you fuck a woman you will never see again and cum inside her but she doesn't cum what is she going to do? Call the sex police? Also the ">He's under 9 inches" thing is fucking retarded, do you think that if she sees a 5-6 incher (the average) that she is going to tell you to fuck off after you have both put in the time or patience to let this situation unfold to this point? No you idiots. Sure she might not instantly turn wet or gasp at an average dick but she isn't going to turn you away because a dick is still a dick and she loves dick, it would be like the cookie monster throwing away cookies because they aren't the size of his palm, why would he? Sure he would prefer to have bigger ones but that doesn't mean he will throw away smaller ones. My point is anyone who has a decent face should just work towards being presentable and then just fuck women without caring what they think or how satisfied they are.
Im sick I don't have the energy for that but I laughed when you switched to talking about small cookies.
>>27623611
It's the best analogy I could think of also ib4
>But cookie monster would just find the biggest cookies
Sure he might and that might be a bit of a hole in my analogy but irl a bitch isn't going to know your size till you drop your pants, lets assume he is just buying a bag of assorted cookies or some shit idk
>>27623630
It was good and I liked your post. I started laughing because it was interesting and I understand.
I'm here because I can't or won't approach women.
>tfw no gothic lolita gf
Who else knows this feel?
shuddup pillow fuker u bring me old feels of anime phag phase
>>27623591
Never had any animu pillows.
>>27623552
I know this feel, and unlike OP, I DO have a pillow.
>tfw white
>tfw not a chad
>tfw literally only black and asian women notice you exist
>>27623235
Then go for asian women senpai
>tfw slav
>tfw live in a white country
>no white privileges
>>27623235
>Hating black and asian women
>Being this picky
>Browsing /r9k/
>tfw you'll never be abducted by aliens
Just meet a nerdy girl and accompany her to a convention and you pretty much get the experience.
go to bed grant
>tfw alien abducts you
>alien reads your mind
>alien genetically engineers the perfect waifu for you
>tfw they cuck you with it
AYY LMAO
>My life ruined by myself
>No way of fixing it
>That's it. I had enough. I'm going to do it tonight.
How can you not fix it?
>>27622923
we gonna miss you but remember your heroism is best for the rest of the world and yourself.
>>27622923
Can you explain to me, what exactly did happen? did you fuck up your studies, got caugh stealing, have to go to jail etc etc? gonna lose a limb?
>/soc/ rated me 7-8
>get acne
Am i a 5 now?
Also be honest,how repulsive is acne?
People do realize its a digestive or hormonal/stress issue,right?
Don't drink milk or eat milk products. Worked for me.
>>27622756
nigga fuck off with your advice
nothing ever works
in the end its just adult acne fueled by stress and other shit
i havent drank milk in over a year
>>27622717
/soc/ is bullshit, i get rated a 6/7 all the time and i fucking know it's not true, it's just a circle of people jerking each others off.
Why is r9k being raided by lgbt constantly?
Because I told them to
Have fun losing the only safe haven you pathetic robot virgins can come to, kek
>why are the people from a board full of attentionwhores coming to a board full of lonely, thirsty betas?
I wonder
>>27622646
4chan is filled with fags m8, they're on every board.
Who else /pregnant/ here
GET OUT YOU NORMIE GET OUUUUUUUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27622628
>Who else /pregnant/ here
are you actually?
>>27622663
Yeah
Robotito is a faggotito