>my friends are all having babies
>they're so tiny and cute
>i want one to hold and take care of
>instead im sitting at home wasting my life on r9k
>>26204193
considering the miles of dick you've already taken you had plenty chances to get one
>>26204211
im a virgin so no
>>26204221
>'technical virgin'
lmao
Berniefags. What does he mean when he says that people should have a "right" to free health care? What other goods and services to people have a "right" to have?
I don't think any state or cities explicitly say that people have the right to have a police department. Policemen get a paycheck and they provide their services. Same with firefighters.
If Bernie has his way and says that everybody should have a "right" to free health care, what's stopping hospitals from saying "lol none of you get paid"? Or the state...
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Not leaning either way but technically firefighters and police officers are "free services" on the basis that you don't pay for them as you need them, you provide for them through taxes. I don't think it would be a bad thing to have "free" health care. Could you imagine your house burning down and then getting billed by the fire department for helping?
>>26350255
there's no consensus on what rights people "should" have. it boils down to a moral decision which each person has to make for himself.
presently, americans don't legally have a right to healthcare. i believe it's a moral imperative to make it a right, and that's one of the main reasons i'm a berniefag
>>26350451
I think we should aim to make health care a service available to everybody, but I think using the word "right" takes it too far. When you grant the "right" to everybody, the people who provide that service have their rights taken away.
I think the Bernie campaign should make it clear as to what it actually means to make health care a right. I'm not aware of people having the right to any other good or service. If I bump into a doctor at a restaurant, does my "right" mean...
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Hey guys, guess who finally had sex?
Its a pretty funny story
Alright, so I'm basically a failed normie. Met some normie kid in a college class a while back and he invited me to some party. I drink heavily on my own and all that shit, just never really get invited to these normie shindigs. I go to his place, and there are QT normie girls EVERYWHERE. Music blasting, Chads here and there, it was a weird experience for a loser like me.
Eventually, i start standing by a group of girls and guys all chatting.
One of them, has a boyfriend. I've had my...
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you're retarded and she was probably fat or ugly
sex just isn't a big thing
(unless you have a big thing)
>>26204186
Either you jack off too much or her cunt's too loose. Sex is great.
>TFW no quirky gf
>>26204082
>GIVE ME ATTENTION I'M SO RANDUM AND QUIRKY!!!11!
>quirky
More like autism
>>26204082
>tfw no attention whoring gf
ftfy
Is this the most dangerous board?
>>26204077
>dangerous
the only dangers here are obesity and diabetes.
>>26204077
x gave me super autism
the actual most dangerous board is /soc/
because bad things can ACTUALLY fucking happen to you if you meed up with someone
>Hear a helicopter and police cars near my house almost every other day
>Pray to god its not the FBI coming for me
>mfw hearing the sounds fade out
>>26203938
Schizophrenia sucks bro
>>26203938
Why would they come after you? What did you do?
>>26204297
you're not going to get me
How does it feel like to be a normie?
>>26349885
feels like a blur/dream. you don't appreciate anything, you don't have a moments introspection, you're too busy constantly upkeeping your fashion/friends/life/relationships..etc, any moment of silence is filled with texting and every weekend is drinking/partying. to be honest you dont really know what you're doing, you just follow what everyone else does and try to get laid/seem impressive.
its not fulfilling. i would almost say i like robot life more, it feels more honest, though its far...
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instead of constant ruminating and your thoughts always being inwards, you think about external things.
Idk man. I can talk to literally anybody walking around on campus. I don't have fear when I wanna ask a question in a class of 200+.
Seriously don't even know what it's like to NOT be a normie because it's like being heterosexual. You're just are born it. Don't fret it tho, even normies are alone. We all want friends but at the same time we don't want to be around people. We love to have fun, so partying/clubbing is very frequent.
Also sex is so fucking overrated.
What does r9k think of these guys
SHUT THE FUCK UP REEEEE
I DON'T CARE
SHUT UP
jews being jews tbqh familia
also they look inbred
>>26203604
I don't really have a reaction(TM) to them.
Oops, gotta pay another $100...
Daily hobo/bum/hermit/hitchhiker/trainhopper thread
When are you leaving?
>>26349446
i would hitchhike the country if i had the balls
eh, i lived in a lot of homeless shelters since i was 16, hopped from one to another, because its better than living with my parents and i hated them anyways
now im on bux and i live comfy
being homeless is better than living in shelters desu, as long as u can survive the winter its all gucci
>>26349503
I have a feeling ur Dutch
>go to massage parlor
>get an actual penis massage instead of a handjob
Last time I went was amazing. Went to a new place for me. Girl was beautiful, nice size tits and ass. She gave the best actual massage I've ever had. And she really worked my dick good, whispering in my ear about how strong she was jacking me off as I came.
I legit have an amp addiction.
>>26203583
>>26204201
sounds like a handjob to me
>>26203583
So raw fucking?
Quick! Pick a superpower that will aid you in the beta uprising!
I'm already invisible...
I choose Russia
CK2? What a fucking casual. HOI3 or GTFO.
Have you ever been arrested? If so
>what happened?
>what were you charged with?
>did you spend time in jail? for how long?
>if you had a cellmate, what were they like?
>Free Space (Say Anything Here)
>>26348433
Yep.
Had an ex online gf who cheated, I found out and left her and blocked her on everything. She didn't like it and told the police she didn't know me, deleted her sent messages and that I was harassing her.
They checked phone records and it showed she was bullshitting.
Almost charged with harassment, just got a caution for my first time though. She didn't even get charged for wasting police time.
No jail.
N/A
Before anyone goes "Roastieessss should...
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>>26348433
>Have you ever been arrested?
yes, once
>what happened?
I took too much acid at an amusement park and was acting weird in public. I don't know how the cops showed up or who called them but one moment I was walking around in circles muttering to myself and the next i was in the back of their car handcuffed. they just called my parents and then my parents picked me up and took me home
>what were you charged with?
somehow...
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Yes.
>What happened?
Jokes with some other r9k users in a Skype chat about the beta uprising and bombing shit. Couple hours later, SWAT team in my room and all my shit taken away.
>What were you charged with?
Threatening.
Good job America. This is a legit charge.
>Jailtime?
Nope. Because they knew I was just being a sarcastic autist.
>Free space.
Don't joke about bombing places or shooting up schools online fellow robots.
The...
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>2016
>Not making yourself better so you can get a blonde GF
youre never gonna make it robots
>>26203504
Youre a faggotobviously original
>implying i want some basic blonde bitch
brunettes>*
>>26203557
sorry but gooks arent hot
what do you do to curse normies /r9k/?
>take bus to work every day
>glare out the window at all the normies inside at the stop by disgusting cuck-dungeon taco shop
>all the normies inside on dates with their yoga-pants gfs
>intone I HATE YOU ALL YOU FUCKING C.UCKS I HATE ALL YOU FUCKING CU.CKS I HATE ALL YOU FUCKING CUC.KS
hehehehehe can't wait to see those normies burn
>>26203322
make them do all the work
>>26203322
I print the most venom filled normie-hate posts, shred them into tiny pieces, and then put them into the food at the mcdicks I work at. Meme magic at its finest.
>walk in streets on a busy day
>under breath with head down GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY NORMIES r-reeee
Is this weed? I got this weed this morning and I''m wondering if I've been scammed or if it's real weed?
I tried smoking it but I didn't feel any different, this is my first time buying and smoking.
try putting it in your eyes. that always works for me.
>>26203294
It's weed for sure, but you need to wait for it to dry.
Wow they got you with the jalepeno switcharoo. No it's not weed just the oldest trick in the book.