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>managed to graduate high school normally and hold a 3.0 GPA
>doing well in college
>can't pass the drivers permit test
Should I an hero? Having no vehicle is suffering.
>get a 3.6 gpa in highschool
>doing fine in college
>still not able to drive worth shit
I'm in the same boat as you senpai baka kun
>>26215258
You should be able to fly considering your autism level is sky high
>>26215258
>3.0 gpa
hhhhHA
FUCK ANXIETY AND DEPRESSION
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK MY SHIT UP
FUUUUUUUCKKKK
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>"depression"
>"anxiety"
top jej my man
>>26215280
reported for being a norman
>>26215309
nice bait retard
not every robot is as sensitive as tumblr when it comes to life problems to make excuses such as "muh depression"
>tfw you will never get to participate in chris-chan's lesbian sleepover party
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pd-46iroU1E
>>26215241
He is happy and I'm not.
>>26215241
I'm a dude with long hair who lives near him. I could shave my beard and pretend I'm a tranny and gain entrance and document it for /r9k/ to see
But I'm also not fucking retarded
>>26215387
DO IT
JUST SAY YOU'RE PRE EVERYTHING
This should be required reading for all robots. It explains the robotic condition as well as the psychology of modern leftists. I've read the first 8 pages, I'll give a tldr
>Modern society requires people to live under conditions radically different from those under which the human race evolved
>These include for example excessive population density, isolation from nature, the breakdown of small - scale communities, etc.
>These conditions creates feelings of inferiority in many due to a. disruption of the power process and b. oversocialization
>People have a need to take part in the "power process" - putting in serious effort to attain a goal they know is important - for our ancestors this would be finding food, satisfying biological needs
>Modern industrial - technological society makes the fulfillment of biological needs trivial, requiring simply obedience
>Because of this, people engage in meaningless and artificial "surrogate activities", for example, working to make unnecessary amounts of money, buying the latest consumer goods, sports, video games, social activism
>the meaninglessness of these surrogate activities leaves us feeling purposeless and powerless
>Many of us are also "oversocialized" - made to feel extremely ashamed of their natural yet immoral (according to modern society) impulses (hatred, lust, etc), leading to more feelings of guilt and powerlessness
>Leftism is a symptom of this - people identify with groups commonly imagined to be powerless or oppressed (minorities, the disabled, fat people, etc.) and hate those commonly imagined to be strong and self reliant (America, white people, etc.)
Forgot the link
http://editions-hache.com/essais/pdf/kaczynski2.pdf
I have read it. I do agree with some of it, but a lot can be quietly disregarded as ramblings of a deranged madman.
>>26215121
Which parts do you agree with and which parts do you disregard?
Reminder that you CANNOT be a robot if your IQ is above 100
>>26214990
Of course you can, most robots aren't dumb, they're just no hopers. They're not dumb enough to be in a pleasant, blissful ignorance; they're smart enough to comprehend their life and situation, they're just not smart, determined or skilled enough to change it.
>>26215014
This is 100% incorrect
Tfw your boss has discovered you're a moron
.literally, why not?
fat, not white
i woud t b h
Fat, tattoos, plastic smile
All red flags
>tfw bald at the age of 20
>been lifting for about 3 years now
>6'5 feet tall
>no girls ever talk to me
>too shy to talk to girls
>most guys tend to avoid me too
>drunk people pick fights with me
>too pussy to fight, just leave bar
Does anyone else look too scary?
Be my scary bf please
>>26214581
im scary to others, well disgusting and scary i guess
>long hair
>chubby but i ook like a muscular guy
>know how to fight
>no girls ever talk to me
>to shy to talk to girls
>literally girls walk away if im on the street
>most guys tend to avoid me too
>the ones who dont avoid me want to fight
>im a native american from south america
>deformed nose
>small eyes
>shitskin
but i dont like to fight if it hurts inocent people, well ''innocent'' people
the worst part is that when i really need to win a fight to save myself i become a fuckig animal
i will always be alone
pictures or you're a little faggot
HEY ANON, READY FOR YOUR BIG DAY
>>26214516
>room full of basic bitches
I gain nothing from this except the small risk of getting one of you pregnant, bye.
Black night again? Alright I'll clean up after your done.
i'm going to need you to hand over the lego
You have a date for Valentine's Day right /r9k/?
>>26214367
obviously no, also get the fuck out normie, oh right you cant, soon you will be one of us
>>26214367
Always wanted to blow my brains out on Valentine's day in a crowded restaurant to traumatize all the happy couples.
>implying
25 years. Let's make it 26 next year!
Where do you sit, robots? Does size matter? Are you content with your size?
>>26214286
yeah size matters xumbass next time dont save the thumbnail u fucking twit
>>26214286
Good job OP. I hope your dick is the size of the image.
>>26214375
kek
Nigga this shit was original
posts here if you're drunk as a motherfucka on tuesday bitch!!
>>26214219
is that the one where she smells it?
>>26214219
im a little drunk
>>26214219
I'm not drunk, but I do have an erection.
>tfw your son inherited your shitty asperger's genes
FUCK HOW DO I PREVENT THIS KID FROM BECOMING ME?
I DON'T WANT HIM TO SUFFER LIKE I DID
>burgerass
>cumming in a vag
pick un
Someone on r9k had a kid? Nice try OP.
>>26214177
>son
Get out normie
Anybody wanna hook me up with an Empornium invite?
>>26214152
Invites are closed right now, familia.
You need invites to go there?
I have like 150GB uploaded through ratiomaster and only use it to check for a few things so I've downloaded like 20GB and I got in just by signing up, not missing much.
>>26214304
Okay somebody help my newfag ass out. How does Empornium work and how do you get in?
I just want a girl friend /r9k/....
Help me out, i have a good about of girl friends, and i think i have a decent personality, kinda funny, laugh a lot, act kinda shy-ish.
I'll be your girlfriend. I have problems, though. I am extremely distrusting and I don't laugh. That said I am not hideous and I am a kissless virgin.
>>26214009
The first step is getting off /r9k/
>>26214009
Stop thinking a girl is gonna solve your problems. Are you a KV? If so then it's probably because girls never gave a damn about you, so why should you give a shit about them? Dating is a waste of time and effort for anyone who isn't Chad.
Welp, I was just banned from /a/ again.
![12592731_989648854463804_9126404499106324066_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7TldUPD.jpg "12592731 989648854463804 9126404499106324066 n[1]")
Here's the picture I posted.
>>26213613
Why the hell'd you post that?
Where you making a thread or it was just a normal post? Because if it was a thread you deserved it.
