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Do you believe in spirit?
I believe in spirits. I don't believe we can use the logic of this one world to understand or define them who travel through many worlds. When we die our connection to this world is severed and we become spirits. We inheirit our luck and fate from our bloodline, they determine what you actually are.
Do you?
I don't know what I believe
Sure do, our soul is a spirit. What we do with ourselves this lifetime is preparation for the souls next journey in the next life. What we've learned, the wisdom we've gained, the actions we've taken. Everything will be accounted for.
ITT: post random things you were made fun of in school
>be me, several years ago
>in 2nd year junior high
>just moved to new school
>zero acne/really clear skin except for freckles (late bloomer)
>have full/thick lips, (for a white person) lick them a lot cause dry feels like shit
>do this covertly, curl lips into mouth and lick them from the inside of my mouth
>be a guy/boi
>people start looking at me weird
>eventually girls start asking me if I use lip gloss
>ohhellno.gif
>people keep noticing, but can't let my lips get dry
>too addicted to the wet life
>eventually everyone thinks I'm gay/future tranny or something
>this was worse considering I had longer than usual hair (short for a girl, but like almost mullet-tier)
>eventually get made fun of so much that I leave the school because my reputation has been forever tainted
>principal tries to get me to stay because the place is a shithole and everyone slightly above average in grades is an valuable asset
>transfer to new school
>mfw I hear girls snickering
>"I wonder if anon uses makeup"
>"his lips are so shiny, he MUST use lip gloss"
>mfw the cycle begins anew
Fucking roasties, man.
There was another time people made fun of me for my high-top autism shoes, but tbdesu the comfort made up for the humiliation.
>>26219609
People made fun of me for trying to be their friend.
>>26219609
Those roastie sluts were jealous of your obvious beauty, anon.
>>26219609
>teacher would always make me read the textbook
>grade 8, something about organisms
>kept saying "orgasm" instead
>teacher corrects me
>fuck
>say orgasm again
Classmates would mock me by shouting organism at me for a good year.
name a more /r9k/ character
he's the best case scenario.
he is so Rainbow Rhythms in my heart
Both are /r9k/
Wagecuck and NEET
Friendly reminder that literally all you need to do is choose love and let it's light into your hearts and minds.
Leave this place and become who you are meant to be.
>>26219277
Choosing love won't bring her back.
Post more Ashley I know you have them
Aye Aye, Captain Femanon
mcdonalds interview tomorrow
wat do?
>>26219254
>>26219254
Is this a meme? You'll be fine if you just act like a somewhat competent human being. If you're drug-free and can always be on time you're a shoe-in.
>>26219278
this. let it be the stepping stone into better things for you.
I fucked up the interview somehow and never got hired. Fuck them, I didn't wanna do it anyway.
Which one of you faggots did this?
Or why haven't you done this yet? Give the normies something to keep them aware or whatever.
I hope they catch the asshole. You can't go around making threats like this. It sickens me.
Stay in your dungeon edgelord no one cares about your autistc hate for "normies"
>>26219112
>going to the girls' bathroom
Yeah, no, keep your uprising..
How do I get a femanon gf? I want to shower a femanon in love and affection. I want to make you feel wanted and needed.
>>26218818
>job
>car
>apartment
In that order. You will have a fuck-parasite if that's all you need
>>26218834
I don't want a fuck parasite my friend. I want a relationship
>>26218818
Post skype. I can make you feel wanted and needed too.
What is the biggest Chad you know IRL like? Is he friendly or cruel? Has he ever been with girls that you were infatuated with?
we play magic cards and generally agree on a lot of things.
>>26218769
Myself
Mostly friendly although sometimes insensitive to others' feelings
Most girls ive dated have had at least one beta orbiter that i didnt like anand therefore abused
I am.
I'm friendly but fucked a few girls who had a bf
>tfw only attracted to girls between 14-17
>tfw dated 17 y/o not long ago
>turns out she was bipolar
>sex was crash during the manic episodes
>left her because I was getting mentally unwell
>four months later she's fucking some 31 year old truck driver
>TFW only attracted to kids between 7-12 of both genders
Why.
This is the worst.
>>26219072
You need to be taken out back and shot
Really /r9k/? In all of my browsing here, I haven't seen one thread about basically the best thing you can possibly do as a robot with no friends.
Tulpas! /x/ discovered them a while ago, and essentially they're like grown up imaginary friends. They have their own consciousness, and if you try hard enough you can hallucinate them completely in the actual world.
>will always love you
>understanding
>motivate you
>a friend, you don't have any real ones
tulpa.info has all the info on it
Pic unrelated
if i cant physically touch it with my dick whats the point
>>26218613
tulpa general literally belongs on >>>/trash/
im not kidding you, go and look. its there. my tulpa and i think its hilarious.
>falling for the tulpa meme
desu
If you could choose to be asexual would you?
>>26218604
what is sex but a biological urge?
>>26218604
I am and I think it's fucked up. Have you ever wanted to want
No. Also pic is unrelated.
>come home
>see this
what would you do in this situation?
>>26218585
WHY THE FUCK ARE THE CABINET LIGHTS ON WHEN YOU'RE NOT USING THEM DAD
>>26218585
Give him a lethal dose of memephine.
Laugh
Then get scared
Probably do a 180, make sure I'm within eyesight of both neighbors and the guy, and pretend to call the popo to scare him off
>tfw ai uehara will never be your wife
is there a sadder feel?
>>26218526
>wife
she can go to Russia and buy a husband if she wants to be a wife.
>not sora aoi
>hmm it's gotta be appearance! so let's just shift it around a little bit...
>there we go! all done.
Music cringe thread.
>Trendy fucking normalfags whose music tastes make you want to barf
>>>/mu/
Off you go
god what middle school industry trash
>>26218517
Well in fact, bumpity bump bump i mean technically this thread is saved
>tfw you meet a guy on /soc/ who lives near by and will let you suck his dick but when he comes over his dick is like 3 inches long and shaped like a banana
fuck being bicurious f@m
So learn from this and ask for photos first next time. Noob.
there's so many problems with your post I don't even know where to start
>f@m
Wtf does this even mean, you filthy degenerate
