Finally deleted my Tinder and okstupid account.After 2 years of using both, neither have helped me- the ugliness is too strong with me.
What a waste of time!
Have you deleted yours?
It's the glasses
Get some contacts
Don't worry Doctor Freeman, I'm sure Alyx is around here... somewhere.
>>26228523
You don't look awful.
You probably have a bad personality and emanate an extreme spaghetti aura.
You're almost there wagie! Just a few more hours until you can leave work and commute home. You can do it!
>>26228516
If they're still at work, then they can't see this post, you retard.
>At this very moment a wagie is sweating in his cube because he's gotta get those numbers crunched before the big sales presentation
>meanwhile I'm still in my bathrobe
Such is life in wagecuckistan
>>26228547
Wagecuck here
I'm on my phone trying to kill the last painful two and a half hours. I'm basically hiding in the corner
What are you NEETs doing? Relaxing? Having fun? Bettering yourself?
Have you ever considered pleasing a cock, robots?
Has it ever occurred to you?
I've been having this gay fetish since I was 9 and that day whereI gave my cousin a blowjob and have been craving cocks on and off since then.
Now 24, no longer a virgin, have a beautiful gf but cocks are still haunting me.
>>26228478
Stop spreads you gay agenda Jew
Just tell your gf that one night per week you're going to go out and fuck cocks. If you're wealthy she won't mind.
I only had his penis in my my mouth for 30 seconds at most. He was lying on his bed, me on my knees in front of him between his thighs, sucking on it like a pacifier.
I still fap thinking about it.
How do it get one? should it be any girl even if she is fat?
Should i aim for girls with daddy issues?
>practice girlfriend
op this is why youll be a degenerate for the rest of your life
asking for a practice gf youre the one with the issues here
>>26228472
>youre the one with the issues here
I know.
I'm not planning to hurt her, just gain experience with girls and if i end up liker her? fuck it, i stay with her.
Should I feel guilty for going to fuck a girl I don't consider attractive, just for the experience?
>living with mommy on NEET status for 7 months
>have job interview for interesting sounding job
>my dad is a total piece of shit that has to always fuck things up and has pretty much alienated everyone in his life because of it
>lo and behold he fucks with me when i asked him to take me to the job interview
>cancel interview
I'm tired of putting up with his shit for 23 years but my mom is going to be mad...
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>>26228394
It's called taxi a bus you limp wristed, whiny faggot.
Haha, you fucking pussy. Your dad's trying to toughen you up and make you at least a LITTLE bit into a man but you can't even handle the bantz.
Sounds like YOU cancelled the interview anon. I used to do this shit, take responsibility for your own pussy feelings and hop a bus problem solved.
Will I get a gf if I stop trying to get a gf?
Life works like that, right? It's all irony
>>26228323
I don't know anon. All I know is that people like us need to find other things to make us happy since relying on others clearly isn't an option.
>>26228323
You'l get a gf if youstop being a faggot
you make serious money and you won't even have to raise a finger
What the fuck is this even supposed to mean?
>>26228243
Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpk2tdsPh0A
Some guy does some crazy bullshit with Mario 64 involving that spider enemy, glitches, 12 hours of charging up and fucking parallel universes just to get a star while pressing A the least amount of times he possibly can.
>>26228331
Oh, thank you.
>>26228243
>>26228470
it's a pretty nice meme OP/v/ actually had some OC because of it
>EVEN THOUGH HE WAS 5'7
Even though...
>always thought I was 5"6
>get measured for pictures
>I'm actually 5"5
Killing myself is justified at this point
>>26227961
5'7 is fine, not ideal obviously but real world is not r9k
he probably killed himself because of untreated body dysmorphia
>>26228422
Do the world some good manlet
I just want a femanon to date and love, is that too much to ask?
>>26227803
femanons are incapable or love or maintaining a proper relationship, you'd be better off with a Stacy
Not at all actually. Just head on over to /soc/ where you can find what you're looking for. I found my bf on there.
>>26227820
I'll prove you wrong. I just need a femanon to take my offer.
How often do you look in the mirror? Do you look in the mirror before leaving the house?
>>26227737
> leaving the house
Guess what
>>26227737
>put mirror directly in front of toilet
>look myself directly in the eye as i shit
>>26227737
I can help myself but feel disgusted everytime i see myself in the mirror.
Going to Little Caesars, whats should I get? Besides the pizza
>>26227695
buy the menu the same as the pic u posted
an ass
Italian cheesy bread.
Jesus fuck that looks good.
>Rape should be legilized on private property
Do you agree with him?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gxjc37i0JOc
If rape should be legal on private property then that means that a lot of other things should be legal on private property. Drug trafficking, murder, it's the same idea.
floccinaucinihilifilication
>>26227744
Sounds like a good idea. Why should the police have any authority on my private property?
>mfw there are people who literally enjoy going out
>mfw there are people who literally live for socializing
>mfw there are people who literally love meeting new people and striking up conversations with complete strangers
>mfw there are people who literally cannot wait for the weekend to go out and have fun surrounded by literally hundreds/thousands of complete strangers
How do people actually do this? Im getting anxiety just writing those...
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Consider a chimpanzee in the jungle. Imagine this chimpanzee is going about its business, doing chimpanzee things, and catches sight of some human tourists. What does it think? It just thinks 'huh, that's not normal' and continues doing whatever it was doing. It might run away if it gets scared.
What does it NOT do? It doesn't get flustered or confused about the fact that the humans are wearing clothes or that they have machines with them. It doesn't lament the fact that it cannot communicate like the humans can. The chimpanzee is of an entirely different...
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>>26227552
>tfw so anxious that I don't pick up my cellphone
>i only answer to texts sometimes (unless my palms get wet from stress and can't use touchscreen)
WAKE ME UP
>>26227725
>he gets calls
>he gets texts
fuck off normie, real robots get one text a year and that's from their mom
Rank 1. Born when your mother was age 16-25
These are the Chads with god tier genetics.
Rank 2. Born when mother was age 25-30
These are the average men
Rank 3. Born when the mother was 30+
Forget about it, you will die a virgin.
>mom was 19
>still ugly and balding and poorly raised and not really taught how to be social
>>26227283
My mom was born in 1957. My dad was born in 1950. I'm 21. I wonder sometimes if this is the reason I'm so fucked up.
tfw mom born in 1942
balding at 14
How would someone with no friends buy weed? I want to try out some things before I an hero.
on the deepweb senpai
>>26227268
Go on yik yak or something
ask around
go to a sketchy part of town and ask around
>>26227268
Go to a train station at night and ask a black person. It's as easy as that.