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I'm a robot. I made a short film mocking Chad and Stacey.
What do my fellow robots think?
>>26237511
Oops. Here's the link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cAXAI5SN3M&feature=youtu.be
>>26237511
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5NTasR-7bA
REEEEEEEEEEE
>>26237557
I lasted a minute and a half then REEEEEEE
The universe is actively mocking me.
>>26237474
>the universe is gangstalking me
>>26237577
>the universe is gangraping me
The universe is mostly empty and will never be explored by the human racejust like you
>30
>complete social retard
How fucked am I, /r9k/?
>>26237363
How fucked are you?
Im 28 and still havent fucked once. Were you the same way? Any advice?
You're pretty fucked
We're all fucked down here
>>26237363
hey I'm 29 and am also a social retard and recluse hermit
high five brother!please put a bullet in my head
itt: things girls say that automatically mean they're no longer interested in you.
You: "wanna hang out this weekend?"
Her: "maybe!!"
>>26237324
> There's a girl out there that will be sooooooo lucky to have you, anon!
>>26237324
wanna hang ou-
HOW DID YOU FOUND MY FACEBOOK ACCOUNT
>You're just like Sheldon!
>Google "white women"
>>26237248
>le cuck meme is le funny
I'm really sorry for white men tho
>>26237248
dang what the fuck man
if this isnt aproof of anything
The reason for it is shitskins only use the term "white women" in their searches and file names.
>haven't left the house since December 22, 2015
>running low on food and toilet paper
>mfw I must I face the outside world once again
Please give me words of encouragement, robots, for I need them in my quest
I have loving enabler parents so I don't need to get out, seems like you should get out by jumping off the roof pham
my mom and my neighbors have become so unbearable that I literally look forward to not being in my house anymore.
Just go to the store for a few hours. It won't take that long. Plus if you go to walmart it won't matter how disgusting you are
How many pissjugs do you have in your room right now?
What are the best pissjugs?
>>26237082
Yesterdays stash. To lazy for new pic.
>>26237082
Don't got a pic but have only 3 at the moment... just cleaned them out yesterday.... best pissjugs are vitamin water/gatorade bottles
What kind of animal pisses in a bottle? And you faggots wonder why you're virgins
>just found out my crush is a prostitute
Kill me.
And there i was thinking she was different
All women are whores.
So you evidently didn't know anything about her, and fell in love with her based on how she looked or a single conversation you had with her?
Sounds like you're the idiot, OP, and she's just some slut that you fell for. Why not try getting over the fact that you don't always get what you want? Maybe you'll actually become an attractive enough person to find a woman who isn't a whore.
That's good though
Now you can save money and time by hiring her. Just get right to fucking
No dates or gifts or buying her dinner.
>can skip to the last two steps: giving money and fucking
https://www.instagram.com/p/BBTYJUdkvQi/
Link is not safe for Robots. Watch at own risk. You will NEVER have this.
So who else is killing themselves for Valentines this year?
A nigress tells the camereman she loves him, might be too NSFL for some.
>>26236981
>implying women are capable of true love
>nigger
>>26237025
She loves him for that moment though. I want to believe.
You guys seen this ad?
https://itunes.apple.com/app/id1051479566
>>26236758
I don't know what's worse
The ad or google chrome incognito "privacy"
4chan has ads now?
>>26236809
I use it cause it makes the tab at the top dark like my soul instead of the normal white, and I like the way browsers behaves in incognito
Why haven't you thought of this yet?
>adopt young girl
>raise her to be sex slave
>she calls you daddy
>she plays games with you
>watches anime with you
>literally the perfect life
>inb4 pedo
You can wait till she's 18, it's your choice.
>>26236729
>adopt from russia
>they do a check after 4 years
>take em back if yer shit
That's what happened to a friend at least...
I don't want some dirty burger or romanian toddler
>>26236729
Please kill yourself already
>>26236729
woodyallenplan.jpg
List autistic things you do
>hit myself and whine when extremely angry
>make smug faces at parked shitmobiles or if i hear a ricer in the distance
>make dog noises at my dog
>tfw weighing poops
I don't like it, but it needs to happen i guess
>>26236571
It doesn't need to happen at all.
>>26236571
Why do you weigh your poops?
Would you assume pic related is a robot or chad?
I would tell you to fuck off.
robot. He has an autistic face
>>26236436
>trex mode tshirt
Where 2 cop?
who /too scared to try drugs and alcohol here/
the sober robot is the loneliest robot
Drugs are a meme
When I drink, people like me. It's kinda made me a social alcoholic. If you can get by without it, you'll be much happier.
>>26236110
As lame as this sounds just avoid them if you can.
It's all temporary, and many of them can lead to problems if you're genetically predispositioned.
You're life though OP. I just know myself and I love alcohol probably too much and weed makes me feel absolutely insane. Think I've made myself crazy with the combo. You won't realize how fucked up you can get from drugs and alcohol and then you'll be wish for sober you back.
For me it's adventure time, especially any of the Simon and Marcy/past stuff. Holding back tears while watching stakes.
One of the episodes that really got a reaction out of me was Evergreen. That shit's sad.
Steven Universe manages to make alien creatures with a different culture and completely unfamiliar concepts (i.e. Fusion) relatable and have interesting chemistries. Many of the situations in the show can be pretty feels.
Over the garden wall was fucking amazing... It was almost life changing
Bojack Horseman is pretty depressing, got me to cry a lot. Too many themes that relate to me, even if it wasn't on the scale of his misfortune.
I hope I'm not as much as a dick as Bojack but idk anymore.
