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What should I expect as a robot going in to college? I could barley handle high school.
>>26240590
You don't have to talk to anyone if you have social anxiety or whatever. If you want to you can join a club of something you are interested in but don't believe the meme of going to parties, you can be all alone if you want and noone will bother you
How do I deal with interacting with people on projects and shit? I'm so akward it's cringy. Imagining walking down a hall again knowing there will probably be at least 20 people looking at me scares the shit out of me. I don't want to be that weird guy who everyone thinks is a joke.
>>26241002
>at least 20 people looking at me
Why would they be looking at you? They'll be much more preoccupied with whatever class it is you're doing.
Good evening robots. Have you remembered to praise Kek this glorious day?
>>26240481
Kek, I have faith in you. Maybe not faith, but there is something.
Bring us light, bring us love! You're our hope and I hope to someday thank you for it.
>>26240795
>tfw when I've never gotten dubs in a kek thread
>tfw when all I want are dubs, good tidings, and a peaceful outlook on life
>tfw when all could be good in the world if only for dubs
Just coming by to praise our good Lord Kek, master of chaos, bringer of light.
KEK BE PRAISED
>Anon it's time you finally got a job, and I mean it this time.
Does anything hurt more than hearing your mom say this?
>>26240248
That's why I'm prepared to be homeless at any moment.
Seriously, get a backpack, a rain poncho, a sleeping bag, and some medical supplies. That is, if you don't want to work.
>You will never adopt a qt homeless robot to pamper and show him the good life
why even live
>>26240288
>tfw want to work
>getting a job is harder than working itself
What is your ideal boyfriends benis size? 6-7 inches is perfect for me desu
big ones are nice too but size doesn't matter too much imo
did someone say high test thread?
I like to dom and I have 7.5 inches and it's kinda thick so I would like it best if my submissive boy had a tiny one so I could tease them or bully their dick with mine
cuz i thought i heard someone say high test thread
Does anyone else deal with depersonalization?
I constantly have trouble with being able to tell what is actually going on around me like I'm trying to remember a dream from a few nights ago
I MISS THIS AUUGH
Probably has something to do with me not going outside as much
Back when I went to school, though, derealization was ramped up to 1000% at all times
I ended up becoming almost completely unresponsive, shit was crazy
Put the bong down man
To be more specific all my memories just kind of mix together and echo over each other until they're incomprehensible
I struggle with feeling like I never actually speak and that I just think everything but I can perfectly remember oddly specific facts about people close to me
How do you score, robots?
http://psychcentral.com/quizzes/autism.htm
I expected much more 'tism than what I got
>>26239736
What were your results OP?
>>26239736
That's an old fucking meme.
Red flags
post only one
>isn't a dog
>>26239709
posting in this thread
espgjsgndind
>his "penis" is less than 10in long
>he uses nonfree software
>he's a wagecuck
>tfw no sissy slut boyfriend
why live famm
source pls
origami
>tfw no one to regularly pound my butt
reeee
>>26239673
>you will never be a qt asian dickgrill
what does it feel like to have someone truly, deeply, and sincerely care for you?
>>26239522
you had bad parents or what?
You get angry that they disappoint you so much and upset that you disappoint them so much.
Good, need a hug? lie on the bed. Need a text with instant reply? Text them. Need food? Tell them you're hungry. Bored? Complain until they do something about it. Make a lame joke? They'll laugh. Be silly? They won't judge you.
Memes aside, do any of you guys wanna get BLACKED?
Maybe. Why do you ask?
>memes aside
>BLACKED
only when im horny, otherwise no, never
black guy here
How do I obtain a skinny white feminist gf?
Walk in to any University
Just ask them, I hope your comfortable with being used as a tool to signal their progressive values by being a coal burner though, that's the only reason they'll date you.
>>26239278
Are you sure they won't be turned off by my social ineptitude?
Hi Anon, you know? you remind me of myself a few years back.
Come sit with me, we can discuss life, philosophy, culture, science or just your day.
Yesterday we talked about cinema and I go a good recommendation for an Iranian film from you, thank you brother.
Since I am working in my lab late tonight, perhaps we can talk about uni?
Hey man you ever think about a non-dual realm beyond time and space? That by it's non-dual nature this realm necessarily lacks space or time, those two concepts themselves relying on duality for existence?
>>26239504
Hmmm, not really, you use concepts like space, time and dualism which are quite heavy and require elaboration before using them in conjunction.
If we abstract space and time into math then there is nothing special about them that separates them from other dimensions. But talking about the "dual nature" means your questions has more to do with the human experience of said dimensions.
Did you read any of Nagarjuna writing? In "Fundamental Verses on the Middle Way" he de-constructs causality to show that reason and effect (and really time itself) are an illusion. While I do not agree, I think its a fascinating read.
What do you think? will a being free of this duality be like Billy Pilgrim in slaughter house five? Or will it be more like in the movie "primer"?
This leads me to wonder, if you find yourself free of the time-space continuum, and can revisit any time of your life, what would r9k do?
Also, if confronted with Nietzsche's idea of "eternal recurrence", that the every moment in your life will forever reoccur and you will reexperience and repeat everything forever. Will you curse the universe? will you passively succumb? Or will you enthusiastically continue like an ubermensch (superman?)
http://youtu.be/i6esRZLAR1Q
IM ON THE WRONG SIDE OF HEAVEN
AND THE RIGHTEOUS SIDE THE RIGHTEOUS SIDE OF HELLL
>>26239211
IF ITS RIGHT OR WRONG ITS HARDLY TO TELL
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
CAN'T WAKE UP
THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL
SOME
TIMES
DARK
NESS
CAN SHOW YOU THE LIIIGHHTT
>I DO SUICIDE ON THE TOUR BUS
What did he mean by this?
>>26239192
It's a blend of coke and something else.
Upper and downer= horrible for your body
He put suicide doors on his tour bus.
it means he commits suicide while he is on tour - inside the tour bus.
Layley I have Been so emotional I've cried/teared up at least 6 times in the last 2 weeks and before that I hadn't cried or felt emotion for 5 months now I'm just sad what is wrong with me r9k
you broke thru whatever stupor you were in.
Now you have to face reality, and reality is pretty grim.
It's important that you face it though, if you fall back into the numbness, you won't come out again.
That's a good thing, let it out anon. Nothing wrong with being sad if you're in a shit situation, what's wrong is trying to suppress it.
>>26239237
I preferred being empty last week I just cracked it felt good but I want to get back to the old me I can't even look at gore anymore without feeling disguised why this drastic switch
