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>Post on Wizardchan asking about the Super Bowl and wanting to know if anyone had any good recipes
>3 day ban, thread deleted
What the living fuck!? I wasn't shit posting, why the ban?
>>26251624
Because it wasn't about how pathetic you are and how evil and worthless women are
>Normies not knowing theyre normies.
What kinda robot or wizard knows how to cook??
>>26251662
2/3rds of /ck/ is made up of robots. This is also a foodie board. That's why there are so many Arby's and Olive Garden Shills
Whats your darkest most embarrassing secret /r9k/?
>be in juniors school
>i was artsy and shit and enjoyed making blu-tac men with swords and stuff
>really miss playing with these little figures when im at school
>get bright idea to make my own figures at school
>school toilets are old with exposed pipework behind the toilet bowl
>decide to use the toilet paper to make my own psuedo paper mache men
>decide to create a village of peaceful toilet dwellers behind the toilet bowl from toilet paper and toilet water
>used to spend 15 minutes every time i went to the toilet playing with these toilet water paper mache men
>i had at least 25 stored behind the toilet bowl
>when one went mouldy i used to hold a funeral for it and flush it down the toilet
>this carried on for 3 years
>>26251551
bumping to see other peoples stories
Don't let this thread die robro
I gotcha
>>26251551
I was the one who started the angry meme phenomenon. I was just shitposting, why did people follow...the pain..
>write "tfw no" on all of mom's gluten free products
>get yelled at
>put minute amounts of wheat flour in them
what was the joke mate?
>>26251457
Your mother is immature. Yes it's hard but you need to be able to take a joke. You did good putting flour in them.
>>26251482
The first joke was that all gluten free products have a label that says (GF) on them.
The second joke is that my mother's crying in the bathroom because of how painful it is to poop for her now.
What is that cognitive behavioural therapy? It's suggested as a kind of treatment for nearly any mental condition. Has anybody tried it?
>>26251455
Daily reminder that if you're depressed you need to change your environment.
Move out of your parents house. Ask them for a month's worth of rent and utilities in cash. Tell them that you'll pay them back next year.
Any decent parent would help you.
Move out and never look back.
CBT is good, but there's not enough of it out there. Regular ballbusting seems quite plentiful on streaming sites, in comparison.
>>26251500
Jesus what
Living alone working full time is the single most depressing thing in the world
How does it feel to be a NEET?
How does it feel to live in a fantasy world inside your head just to get some temporary comfort?
How does it feel to hope for the apocalypse so we can all die as equals?
>>26251191
I'm neet but I sell shit and I hang out with friends all day and night have a qt gf
Idk how people do it without friends and weed
>>26251191
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWN
Feels alright man. How does it feel to be a butthurt wagie?
>>26251369
What do you sell
What does it feel like to have someone truly, utterly, and sincerely care for you?
Like shit.
You want to be alone.
My girlfriend makes me feel loved and secure in a mental capacity. I always have someone to talk with when I'm feeling down or out and we are completely comfortable with each other. She helped me off the brink of suicide because I was a depressed virgin robot and then grew to love me and now I guess I'm a normie.
>>26251048
womanly. since men cannot receive the same type of feelings from women
>there are kids born in 2000 having more sex than and living fuller lives than you right now
What's your excuse?
I'm not born in 2000
/thread
>>26251009
Why are you /threading your own post?
>>26250971
I'm nowhere near as naive as they are. Anyone with an ounce of gray matter in their skulls can see that sex doesn't count for shit outside of a relationship. Literally nobody worth talking to gives a single shit.
>living fuller lives than you right now
Assuming that's even true, I don't have any regrets. It is what it is. Thanks to meds, I'm able to live in the moment now.
You ask me if I'm happy now that's good as any joke I've heard
It seems that since I've seen you last I done forgot the meanin' of the word
If happiness is empty rooms and drinkin' in the afternoon
Well I suppose I'm happy as a clam
But if it's got a thing to do with smilin' of forgettin' you
Well I don't guess that I could say I am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOHLeXxfNu0
The worst is all the lovely weather,
I'm stunned, it's not raining.
The coffee isn't even bitter,
Because, what's the difference?
There's all the work that needs to be done,
It's late, for revision.
There's all the time and all the planning,
And songs, to be finished.
THIS IS BEAUTIFUL MY GOD https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61LZKhBgDso
>>26250944
You'd fit perfectly to me, we'd end our loneliness, melt this curse away
Though I'll never know your name I've cried for you the same
(x4)
Melt this curse away
Cried for you the same
The frozen white noise static snow that is your memory
Although I know we'll never meet you're ever part of me
You'd fit perfectly to me, we'd end our loneliness, melt this curse away
Though I'll never know your name I've cried for you the same
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5S21AIWMLbw
Listening to it in the context of the whole album gives it a more melancholy feel imo but the lyrics are nice regardless
>tfw literally had to explain to my roomie that i wouldn't clean the apartment just because his gf is coming over
fucking normies i tell you
>>26250782
>getting cucked by your roommate to clean the apartment
I would leave your piss bottles and poop jugs all over the place senpai
>>26250837
Don't forget the cum boxes
>>26250837
>>26250865
no guys, im not getting cucked. i did not clean the appartment. he keeps asking me tho
What's your most edgy and twisted fantasy?
>>26250688
Making a girl take off her jabroni outfit and showing her who the boss of the gym is
Gangbanged by shemales, then they bukkake in my mouth and I have to swallow.
>>26250688
>having anything resembling hope, dreams, aspirations or fantasies
fuck off my board
Just bought myself some dextromethorphan hydrobromide (DXM) cough lozengers. According to the box, each lozenger contains "2.5mg" of DXM. How many of these babies do I have to pop to get cray cray? I'm a NEET who has never so much as smoked weed before so please explain it to me like a child. Thanks!
Make sure they don't have guifennison or you will regret
>>26250468
Check if there's "acetaminophen".
If there is, you will FUCKING DIE IF YOU TRY TO GET HIGH.
Sorry lad.
>>26250468
Thisthread needs replies.
MY ONEITIST IS GOING F TO M FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>26250427
more like onedickus teehee
tomboys are the best tho
>>26250427
>MY ONEITIST IS GOING F TO M
Jesus Christ.
Is this our movie?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePncRloeBZ8
No, he still fucks her and has other girls interested in him
We are all one bad day away from Travis Bickle
>>26250420
>This scene
Gets me every time.
>>26250443
Yeah, him getting Autumn at the end was bullshit. In real life he would have gone on a drinking binge, gotten fat, never had a girl again, and spent his life shitposting on image boards.
t. personal experience
>she isn't a radical feminist with blue hair who seethes with anger for the patriarchy
red flags for women thread
>She believes that there are actual discernible differences between all 11+ genders
>she likes children
>she thinks being a stay at home mother is acceptable
>smokes 15 bong rips every morning before working at noon
literally my ex gf
post your MAL robots
>>26250399
Adastras, is that you?
http://myanimelist.net/animelist/ItsPeanut
>>26250399
Good taste OP, for a sec I thought this mal was my account.
![Stock-Dock-House[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6PQgjdv.jpg "Stock-Dock-House[1]")
![500days1[3].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GPECIBG.jpg "500days1[3]")
