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So by the end of the year , I am going to be homeless I need help with ideas what to do. The jobs in my area are shit and I'd have to have two full time just to make ends meat. I am thinking/hoping to join peace corps to try and make a meaningful difference somewhere. Or I have a different plan of flying to Spain and traveling to each small town and helping the farmers become self-sustainable to help feed the locals. I've given up on America and I don't think any good change will happen anytime soon. I just want to change the zeitgeist so that in the next 20-30 years if we as a whole don't get our shit together the human race will have major losses in life due to ignorance.
So /b/ros help me out please. I need a worthwhile plan for good change. Any tips will be appreciated
>>26239174
where have you guys traveled fellow robots ?
>>26239174
Don't you need a college degree for the Peace Corps?
Also is Spain that undeveloped that they need Americans to teach them how to farm?
You sound like a dopey, clueless hippie.
>>26239174
Just go to a big city and rough it out
>tfw its been a year since you last saw her and you are pretty much over her
>suddenly, you remember the first date you went on her in vivid detail
>the beautiful, long multicolored dress she was wearing
>the conversations you had in that coffee shop
>the feeling of two people who didn't know anything about each other learning about one another....slowly liking each other more and more....put in perspective with the months that you did end up learning about her and loving her
>she was a mentally ill, trainwreck of a person
>you know she is poison. You know she is toxic---yet you still crave her
Never date a mentally ill girl. Especially someone with borderline personality disorder.
>>26239142
I tel, people I got rid of Facebook because I don't want people knowing my private business and whatnot.
I got rid of Facebook so I wouldn't have to see her at all......
:(
>>26239142
fuck you OP you god damn faggotapparently fuck you OP is not original
>>26240413
>tfw she blocked you on facebook first
Which of these girls would you prefer to have as your gf?
Protip:This is a test to reveal who the true normies are
>piercing vs tattoo
Right
>>26239073
Neither. Both look like stuck up Stacie's.
The one on the left looks like she ran into a wall at 100mph
looks like sammy sosa hit her with a baseball bat
Determine the fate of my night. Should I get blackout drunk or smoke a ton of weed?
I can't decide
Neither
Go to sleep
Why choose only one? Do both.
smoke before you drink or you can have a bad time
So by the end of the year I am going to be homeless I need help with ideas what to do. The jobs in my area are shit and I'd have to have two full time just to make ends meat. I am thinking/hoping to join peace corps to try and make a meaningful difference somewhere. Or I have a different plan of flying to Spain and traveling to each small town and helping the farmers become self-sustainable to help feed the locals. I've given up on America and I don't think any good change will happen anytime soon. I just want to change the zeitgeist so that in the next 20-30 years if we as a whole don't get our shit together the human race will have major losses in life due to ignorance.
So /b/ros help me out please. I need a worthwhile plan for good change
not here to give advice. waiting for more anons.
>>26238581
>>26238604
fuck it nvm i'll see what i can come up with, gimme a bit
>>26238627
>>26238604
>>26238581
Work two full time jobs. Use as little money as possible, put the rest in savings. In no time you'll be fucking loaded. Move away, get another small job but with higher pay. Repeat until you find a good paying job that you can tolerate. Pick up from there.
>You will never date Bella Thorne
>>26238556
Fucking slut has been catering to pedos for years.
Why hasn't the media noticed, she's a sick whore.
>>26238728
anon, im just living life to the fullest
Good. I do not see the appeal in her...ever.
>have tons of shit that I want to get off my chest
>don't have anyone I'm willing to tell it to
>parents are only option but really don't feel like telling them
>keep it bottled up
>continuously feel like shit
>whenever I feel better I quickly just remember something that instantly ruins my mood
>just want to tell people what I'm feeling/my problems and get a meaningful response
>tfw I've been feeling this for basically 2 years now and there's no sign of change
Same bro. You're not alone.
thats why people get shrinks
>keep it bottled up
>people say I should tell them
>tell me they will genuinely listen
>I tell them my problem
>they literally start laughing
little do they know, I will get the last laugh
Will this finally kill off the world?lets pray to zika-chan
Reddit, please leave this board. Get out.
>>26238200
Excellent shitpost, Sir. Here's your (you)
>>26238220
A retarded response to a retarded thread.
our nine kay can be a pity party sometimes
talk about something good you did to improve yourself this week.
>have gotten out of bed before noon for the last 3 days in a row
>went to the gym and ran almost a mile
>>26238029
I took a civil service exam for a library job today.
I got my license to sell tobacco and alcohol today.
did my homework
continuing my weight loss journey
down to 211-213 lbs
was 260 at 6'2"
>tfw no kumot weaving, paa rubbing, buhok combing, ulo scratching, simbahan attending, parol hanging, puwit slapping, kamay washing, tuko calling, jeepney driving, kanin picking, manok chasing, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, duwende stomping, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
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>>26237951
FLIP
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This is my favorite r9k meme. Keep up the good work family
does anyone else find leggings more attractive if they're wearing boots that cover up the ankles?
for some reason i find it ten times hotter. i dont really know why.
I find them attractive if they're on some other bitch than her
>>26237849
No.
Basic bitch starter kit.
>>26237865
You'd like them on a guy wouldnt you faggot?
Can you get herpes from a handjob?
>practice gf has cold sore on bottom lip
>like 60% of the adult population has herpes simplex 1 or some shit so it doesn't bother me too much
>driving her home from ice cream date
>made sure not to share food
>really horny but we cant fuck cause no condoms
>don't want bj cause cold sore
>gives me handjob in parking lot of some apartment complex
>keeps spitting on her hand to lube me up
I didn't think too much of it at the time but now that I'm home the thought has occured to me that I could still be at risk of the herp.
Unless there are wounds on your dick/her hand, no.
>>26237831
why not just go get condoms?
Wouldn't be genital herpes, but yeah it could happen, most likely it would look like balanitis, nothing an urologist can't identify first hand.
Make sure to clean the area thoroughly and use a mild soap with no scent (if you're uncut)
Best of luck anon
>Be me
>Glow town, go down
>Dropped my friend caps off
>Sudden molly truly frantic camp
>Can't get it up XD
>Some sandwiches served cold, extra raw
>Frantic
>I cringe every time I think about it now
Anyone else?
no but you CAN ruin things like a litter of puppies or strawberry sunday. Like what man? did your sister beat you and force you to live in the basement where you a friendly spider and named him jason? BLOODY NOT LIKELY and i bet you two didnt even date, no alimony for you bub
I once put a left of leg into a really tall hill thinking it was Andy. And it wasn't Andy and it was already, before I even look it up it's only gone through those so it's not actually sure you can do. She even wanted to see the sand fall into it.
I can't even fucking believe I don't know what happened there, it was a while ago on the subway (with lettuce ;).).
>>26238350
Ok I've got a good one, lads.
>Avec Toussaint
>Enter on the Rue Saint-Honore, then slide within
>Spread them wide, knot up
>Pregnant in under 21 minutes, where would we be without
>Pickled and jellied, just outside the city limits
>It's only 18.95 without the option
>
>tfw actual multimillionaire
>date multiple girls a week trying to find someone whos gonna like me for who i am genuinely without telling them the numbers in my bank account
>no success yet
not like i couldnt have one anyway. i just want someone whos gonna love me for who i am. they must think im some weird guy or something. "WEIRD" GUYS MAKE BUCKS
all women are gold diggers. just accept it, they will never love you the same way you love them.
Post a bank statement OP, printed rather than a screencap of "your" account
>>26237818
im really starting to believe this meme.
>>26237824
not gonna bother myself with that.
>that feely feel feel when you have no friends
>>26237620
I will reply to your thread. I also have no friends. To be honest I've gotten used to it. I don't check my phone. And when it flashes I know its an email, and the phone call is my mother.
>>26237620
Friendless reporting in. Haven't had a friend since 7th grade.
I always see people whining about tfw no gf. Don't you have to have friends before you want a gf? Does that mean this board is filled with people who have friends?
