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Worst feels you've ever had bots?
Once I fell into a deep cycle of depression. I felt completely and utterly useless, no one would miss me if I died. I was torn between two contradicting beliefs. I felt like I was a wimp, and I wasn't strong enough to stop being a wimp because I was a wimp. It was horrible
>>26235999
I have diabetes
the kill yourself kind: Type -1
I was working a really shitty, painful job for about 12 hours a day, 7 days a week. I was legitimately going to kill myself because I was trying to find a better job, but no one accepted my resume, and I felt totally trapped in this horrid place, with a horrid boss who treated me like a rusty machine part that needed constant repairs instead of a person who needs a reason to live. Because if I was spending 12 hours at work and 10 hours sleeping so I wasn't dead tired at work, what was I to do with the remaining 2 hours of my day?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyAHDv3mpOk
>tfw no talented gf
Um, no op try again
>tfw no talented unicycling asain gf
>>26236234
This seems like something born of a kid who was determined to both achieve her childhood dream and be a special snowflake at the same time.
>"And what do you want to be when you grow up?"
>"I wanna be a ballerina!"
>She's the 12th ballerina in the class
>"Uh..on a unicycle!"
And by god, she did just that.
she looks like a grimes clone and her music is boring and generic
What meds do you robots take?
I take prescription Prozac to dull my anxiety and to prevent me from pondering the meaninglessness of existence.
injection and pills weekly for my rheumatoid arthritis
Zyprexa and Escitalopram
>find tendies
>microwave them
>start eating tendies to find somthing wrong
>look at box to find it has no meat
>ask mummy for real tendies
>she says she gone vegan
>wait till later
>shit and piss on all the vegtables
>mummy wakes up to shit veggies
>make her go get tendies
>she comes back with real tendies
i worked hard for my GBP
>>26235826
Deep fried tendies are much better
My mommy makes them extra moist too by adding just a little water to the oil while cooking.
>>26236205
mummy won't give me real tendies and the tendies taste terrible
Moare stories about tendies.
Who /absurdism/ here?
Also, what do you think is the most attractive philosophy for a robot?
Nihilism is the most attractive as Robots can use it as an excuse not to try. It's the perfect scapegoat.
>it doesn't matter anyway!!!1!!xD
>>26235785
>>26235801
>Tfw seeing the absurdity and laughing at situations other people still see meaning in
Truly a patrician feel
>>26235840
>implying meaning isn't what you make of it
>implying purpose isn't entirely subjective
wew lad
>100 word essay
> due tomorrow.
I don't know what I'm going to do lads
>>26235779
AND YOUR'E STILL ON /R9K??!
>>26235779
it's one hundred words, that's like less than ten minutes of writing.
>100 words
This is nothing, I'm drunk right now and I could still do this easily
Remember when Moot took this place away from us? Were any of you even here?
Yeah. I even posted on the chon for a couple years.
I was perturbed since r9k at that time was one of a kind as a general board that you could actually discuss a wide variety of interesting topics without them 404ing in 5 minutes, but then boards like /sci/, /pol/, /lit/ and eventually /his/ were created and r9k was left totally devoid of intellectual posters and topics.
The people who filled the vacuum where the whiny faggots who were attached to r9k as a place to vent their boring facebookesque frustrations and blog about inane bullshit. So when r9k came back it was worse than ever, and amazingly it has degraded even worse from those days because of a enormous influx of teenaged redditors who came here for the "dank memes" and stayed to blog about their highschool feels.
I miss when this place actually felt like a tight-knit community with its own wide variety of topics, tripfags, and posters. Instead of a sprawling garbage dump for rejects who get told to fuck off from other boards for being cancerous frogposters and blogposting faggots.
>>26235737
Why are you here then, anon?
Anybody agree? I know the ones screaming their guts off at the CIA and such are genuine but all these losers and normies who go "b-but my mild schizophrenia" should just fuck off 2bh
related: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2NPnrrm3aI
Wasn't there a television show recently where the main character has schizophrenia? That's usually the cause of this sort of thing.
>>26235327
>mild schizophrenia
lol is this a thing?
>>26235656
Apparentli
You suddenly teleport, and you're on a date with pic related.
What now? you virgin faggots
Fuck it up and come back to /r9k/.
The ride never ends.
shit bricks because I'm broke
Scream and stand up in shock because I teleported.
Also I am shitting right now, am I still shitting when I teleport there?
>tfw almost finished my Manifesto
>>26235106
The only people who wrote manifestos ended up murderers.
How many must die anon?
Ewww, it's a couple of hymies.
>>26235158
All of them.
fdjksafjksdlfjsj
Which one of you NEETs is this?
>>26235090
That was me!
Desu bloxx senpai
>>26235090
Holy fuck, that mole. Even that thing got laid. I just don't get it....
>>26235090
>these are the kinds of people making wagecuck threads
top kek
>MFW she updates her FB relationship to engaged
>>26234718
i know that feel too anon
original commentu
>>26234718
>mfw he gets married and is only 22
Something about guys in the military getting married young, idk. I kinda always wondered what it was like to date him, but we drifted apart after high school. He was more of a brother to me and he's gotten uglier since then anyway, so I'm happy he found someone.
>>26234832
Military incentives if they're married, iirc
I found a wallet while on a walk. It has 85 dollars and a GameStop gift card. No I.d whats the law on keeping it?
Finders keepers
If it had an ID in it or some type of contact information I'd try to tell the person I have their wallet but if there's nothing in there then you can't really do much
>wallet
>no ID
You have some 13 year old kid's christmas money. Poor kid.
>be me 19
>virgin
>girl wants to have sex with me tomorrow
>scared that condom will break and I'll catch STD or get her pregnant
What the fuck do I do
Don't have sex with her?
Duh
Freeze the condom over your dick, forming an impenetrable cock wall.
But seriously, just don't botch putting it on and you'll be gold. Shit's 98% when you know what you're doing.
Don't be scared, do it and then leave this board forever pls
I have a 4 page essay due tomorrow, it's all about some stupid short story we had to read. I want to not do it because I stopped going to my other classes, but I need to pass this one to graduate.
Hold me.
What should I do to procrastinate? Set up Okcupid or play bloodborn??
>>26234073
please respond. please. please. please respond.
Bloodborne of course!
>>26234073
Do your work girl I piss 4 pages
