>be me
>16
>in high school
>wake up hating my life
>go into office at school after early class
>sit in corner crying
>Stacy and friends walk by
>not even care
>push her
>friends and her run
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>>26231187
>cops shoot a naked 16 year old charging them with a chair going REEEEEEE
OP are you a nigger in burgerland or something?
>>26231270
Yes I'm American and no I'm white.
>>26231187
Fake and gay
Yes I'm original
What position do you hold in your family /r9k/?
Be me
>youngest out of 8
>Oldest brother killed second to youngest brother when they were teenagers
>3rd to oldest sibling in jail for crime
>4th sibling sister that ran away from home years ago
>5th was a war vet served in iraq/afganistan, suffers from PTSD
>6th bro committed suicide in summer of 2011
>7th...
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>only son of oldest son and youngest daughter
>parents were both 16 when I was born, my paternal grandparents were 33 and 34
>mother disowned for being teenage parent
>father had five brothers, only one went to high school
>family made it to middle class in the oil field
>I'm the first one in my family to complete high school
>I'm first one to go to...
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>What position do you hold in your family /r9k/?
Hostage
>>26231057
>thumbnail of a preview
Baka!
I've already accepted a long time ago that I'll never find a companion
but from time to time I think of something that "one day I'll get to show my children" only to come to that crushing realization it'll never happen. I know you know this feel.
>>26230994
I know this feel to damn well. But maybe we can get a surrogate mother and a donated egg somehow?
Sometimes, just for a moment, I allow myself to imagine things getting better. Its always a mistake.
>>26232281
I don't know what it's like to have a girl actually interested/attracted/into me.
I don't know but I would like that because I want a gf. I'm already in my mid-20s.
I'm nice, have a job. car, my own place. They can't get past my looks or something. I'm slim and don't have the cutiest face in the world, but I dunno. It's like I have to become chad thundercock first or something.
>All alone
>Video-games are boring
>Music is boring
>Computer is boring
>Everything is boring
I'm thinking about just doing self improvement but that seems so boring. I'm honestly not sure what I'm going to do.
>>26230718
Well yeah.
(unoriginal comment)
Ever considered suicide or weed friendo?
I mean they're both the same thing desu.
>>26230871
I tried it, but it's not for me, I think.
Tell me ways of using my white privilege to my advantage.
pull over for the police and don't get shot
>>26230662
You can't. It doesn't exist.
Minority women will throw themselves at you.
>birthday
>see enthusiastic text from mom an hour late
>asked a question about cake
>she probably thinks i'm still asleep, so there'll be no enthusiasm when she gets home with a Walmart cake
>completely apathetic about the whole thing
this will not go well op
you should be nice to her
she loves her special little man so much
Anyone else have a dream that completely changes your view on someone?
I just got a new oneitis due to a dream I had last night. Like an extremely intense oneitis, completely out of nowhere. I haven't even talked to this girl in a while. Fuck this shit
>>26230567
Please respond. I can't deal with these feels alone.
I had a dream about a year ago I was having some kind of heart attack and my friend had to drive me to the hospital. I wasn't friends with this person at the time, we had just met and didn't talk much at all, but over a year later we're best friends. I dunno what to think of it, might not mean anything but I did feel different after having that dream.
Once fell in love with a girl too through a dream.
Was so nice, felt so good and warm inside.
Then I woke up and I realised, the girl I had fallen in love with doesn't exist.
It hurts, it made me depressed.
This happened multiple times too and I'm never getting used to it.
Also, recently had a dream about me feding some local crows.
One got really close and sat on my arm as I gave it some food.
Eventually I started talking with it, I don't know about what, but it was nice, I was having a good time.
Since that night, I have been putting...
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why not become a sailor and live on a boat?
>>26230494
Can't afford a decent boat yet, also currently work just far enough inland that commuting would be hell.
And living on a boat on an inland lake is pointless. You're essentially just living in a trailerpark but your trailer is surrounded by water. 100% snowmelt water where I'm at, too, so pretty dang cold. And I'm a massive faggot about cold water.
I am and I do most of the time
>Why not [insert incredibly stupid idea that shows the OP never bothered to think it through] thread #45,674,987
Anyone else talk to themselves? It started happening when I was just alone, but gradually it got more common and now I have conversations with myself out loud when I'm walking down the street or on public transportation. It's second nature to me and I often do it without even thinking about it. I imagine there are like three "people" inside my brain, sometimes they're alone and sometimes they talk to each other. They're named "me", "myself", and "I". I made them up when I was 14 or so.
>"me"...
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I was going to say yeah I do
But you're pretty far gone
I'm sure we're not talking about the same thing at all, but the "person" I talk doesn't really say anything I don't already know, it's just a way for me to discuss pros and cons of options with myself and point out whenever I'm lying to myself about something deliberately.
>>26230536
This.
Everyone has an internal monologue.
But OP, you're mentally ill. Seek help.
>>26230536
>>26230602
I had to stay at the hospital once because I was suicidal, and they told me I had schizophrenia. Do you think this is related? I don't like how the medication made me feel, so I didn't bother filling the prescription they gave me on the way out. It doesn't feel like anything's really wrong with me, I just stick out like every other robot.
Nobody talks to me and I can't talk to other people, I jumble all my words and I can't...
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Ask a dog anything
>>26230217
How many girls have you given the knot
>>26230217
>Ask a dog anything
woof?
Who's a good boy?
Are you a good boy?
Holy fuck I "liked" literally every female I could and I got (0) zero matches. Is this normal or am I really that ugly?
The algorithm isn't going to show you to any women if you like every single one you fucking retard.
>>26230084
It could be that you have a cringey profile, not necessarily your looks bit your pictures or your bio. I also know that tinder treats accounts that only swipe right as bots and puts them with other "bots"
>>26230135
is this true? sauce?
protip: eat 3-4 eggs every single day
You'll feel a lot better
>>26230082
why nagger
>>26230082
I don't really like eggs, I have an omelette once a week usually though
>not eating 5 dozen eggs to feel roughly the size of a barge
>spend all day at computer
>need to buy groceries
>not wearing socks
>put socks on
>go to the grocery store
>buy stuff
>get back home with the groceries
>take off the socks immediately and put them in the drawer
I wore them for like 20 minutes, might as well put them away so I don't make more laundry in the...
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>>26230060
>not letting them get EXTREMELY smelly and draping them over someone submissive to you's face
Who /degenerate hacks/ here?
>>26230060
> fake a mental disability cause i'm a 5'6 ugly autist
> applied for autism bux via the canadian government
> applied to low income community housing
> Get $1200 a month for autism bux
> Get 1 bedroom apartment for $300 utilities
included
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>>26230517
man, I'm canadian. how do i get autism bucks?
>blue eyes
>nice jawline
>full head of hair
>hideous jew nose
>thin baby lips
>weak eyebrows
IT'S NOT FAIR IT'S NOT FAIIIIRRRR
>>26229972
switch that to hazel eyes and i know that feel.
>>26229972
still better than being a sandnigger
>>26229972
look at it this way, you could have been born indian
>tfw not indian
Underage girls invite you to have some fun at the pool
what do?
Go for it. Local age of consent is 16.
>>26229926
>do I have to take off my shirt to swim?
>>26229926
Have some fun at the pool? It's not like I'm going to fuck them there