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>be me
>16
>in high school
>wake up hating my life
>go into office at school after early class
>sit in corner crying
>Stacy and friends walk by
>not even care
>push her
>friends and her run
>start epic REEEEE
>people in room scared
>only adult in room confronts
>chase her away with REEEEE war cry
>room evacuated
>proceed to destroy everything in room
>take clothes off
>squat and shit in hand
>throw it at teacher that walked in to see what the commotion was
>start mental breakdown
>REEEEE and sobbing hysterically
>cops show up and surround building
>one girl who isn't Stacy comes into room
>not good relationship with her but whatevs
>tries to talk me down
>grab chair in rage and hit her
>she is knocked out
>run outside
>don't want to live anymore
>charge at cops with chair
>get shot
>spend 2 weeks in psych ward
>recover from getting shot
>placed in mental asylum for almost a year
I remember this like it was yesterday. I feel so bad. That was 10 years ago...
>>26231187
>cops shoot a naked 16 year old charging them with a chair going REEEEEEE
OP are you a nigger in burgerland or something?
>>26231270
Yes I'm American and no I'm white.
>>26231187
Fake and gay
Yes I'm original
What position do you hold in your family /r9k/?
Be me
>youngest out of 8
>Oldest brother killed second to youngest brother when they were teenagers
>3rd to oldest sibling in jail for crime
>4th sibling sister that ran away from home years ago
>5th was a war vet served in iraq/afganistan, suffers from PTSD
>6th bro committed suicide in summer of 2011
>7th is schizophrenic spends time in and out of the institute and usually sleeps on streets
Be me youngest just turning 21 in feb, birthday next week
Hold a secure full time job, look after my parents dearly, my parents did a good job of raising us, except no one in my immediately family has a wonderful life
>i just realized all the facts about my family how fucked am i ?
>only son of oldest son and youngest daughter
>parents were both 16 when I was born, my paternal grandparents were 33 and 34
>mother disowned for being teenage parent
>father had five brothers, only one went to high school
>family made it to middle class in the oil field
>I'm the first one in my family to complete high school
>I'm first one to go to college
>used as an example for all my cousins on how to succeed in life and not go to prison
Really though, I'm a fucking loser. I'm ugly, stupid, boring, socially retarded, and worst of all, a pedophile. No one will ever love me and I will never be happy. I wish I were dead, but I'm afraid the family might go back to being worthless white trash if I kill myself.
>What position do you hold in your family /r9k/?
Hostage
>>26231057
>thumbnail of a preview
Baka!
I've already accepted a long time ago that I'll never find a companion
but from time to time I think of something that "one day I'll get to show my children" only to come to that crushing realization it'll never happen. I know you know this feel.
>>26230994
I know this feel to damn well. But maybe we can get a surrogate mother and a donated egg somehow?
Sometimes, just for a moment, I allow myself to imagine things getting better. Its always a mistake.
>>26232281
I don't know what it's like to have a girl actually interested/attracted/into me.
I don't know but I would like that because I want a gf. I'm already in my mid-20s.
I'm nice, have a job. car, my own place. They can't get past my looks or something. I'm slim and don't have the cutiest face in the world, but I dunno. It's like I have to become chad thundercock first or something.
>All alone
>Video-games are boring
>Music is boring
>Computer is boring
>Everything is boring
I'm thinking about just doing self improvement but that seems so boring. I'm honestly not sure what I'm going to do.
>>26230718
Well yeah.
(unoriginal comment)
Ever considered suicide or weed friendo?
I mean they're both the same thing desu.
>>26230871
I tried it, but it's not for me, I think.
Tell me ways of using my white privilege to my advantage.
pull over for the police and don't get shot
>>26230662
You can't. It doesn't exist.
Minority women will throw themselves at you.
>birthday
>see enthusiastic text from mom an hour late
>asked a question about cake
>she probably thinks i'm still asleep, so there'll be no enthusiasm when she gets home with a Walmart cake
>completely apathetic about the whole thing
this will not go well op
you should be nice to her
she loves her special little man so much
Anyone else have a dream that completely changes your view on someone?
I just got a new oneitis due to a dream I had last night. Like an extremely intense oneitis, completely out of nowhere. I haven't even talked to this girl in a while. Fuck this shit
>>26230567
Please respond. I can't deal with these feels alone.
I had a dream about a year ago I was having some kind of heart attack and my friend had to drive me to the hospital. I wasn't friends with this person at the time, we had just met and didn't talk much at all, but over a year later we're best friends. I dunno what to think of it, might not mean anything but I did feel different after having that dream.
Once fell in love with a girl too through a dream.
Was so nice, felt so good and warm inside.
Then I woke up and I realised, the girl I had fallen in love with doesn't exist.
It hurts, it made me depressed.
This happened multiple times too and I'm never getting used to it.
Also, recently had a dream about me feding some local crows.
One got really close and sat on my arm as I gave it some food.
Eventually I started talking with it, I don't know about what, but it was nice, I was having a good time.
Since that night, I have been putting food out for the local birds, jackdaws mostly and crows, almost every day, they are really interesting birds.
why not become a sailor and live on a boat?
>>26230494
Can't afford a decent boat yet, also currently work just far enough inland that commuting would be hell.
And living on a boat on an inland lake is pointless. You're essentially just living in a trailerpark but your trailer is surrounded by water. 100% snowmelt water where I'm at, too, so pretty dang cold. And I'm a massive faggot about cold water.
I am and I do most of the time
>Why not [insert incredibly stupid idea that shows the OP never bothered to think it through] thread #45,674,987
Anyone else talk to themselves? It started happening when I was just alone, but gradually it got more common and now I have conversations with myself out loud when I'm walking down the street or on public transportation. It's second nature to me and I often do it without even thinking about it. I imagine there are like three "people" inside my brain, sometimes they're alone and sometimes they talk to each other. They're named "me", "myself", and "I". I made them up when I was 14 or so.
>"me" - The "me"an one. He always criticizes me, tells me I'm worthless, makes me feel awful, tells me there's no hope, tells me I'm worthless and that I should just kill myself already. He's extremely pessimistic too, always telling me certain things won't go right or that I'm going to fail.
>"myself" - A "mys elf" (a very tiny [mouse-sized] elf-type creature). He's very silly, takes nothing seriously, cracks jokes all the time, tells me not to be bothered by things, always making puns or stupid observations, makes me laugh a lot.
>"I" - The "eye". He says everything I'm doing out loud, with some observations or random relevant facts, sometimes he makes puns too but it seems almost accidental for him, he's very autistic and logical.
Sometimes there are other people too, different characters that I make up and play with. But these three are the only ones that have stuck.Yes, I live most of my life completely alone and use this to cope with the lack of social interaction.
I was going to say yeah I do
But you're pretty far gone
I'm sure we're not talking about the same thing at all, but the "person" I talk doesn't really say anything I don't already know, it's just a way for me to discuss pros and cons of options with myself and point out whenever I'm lying to myself about something deliberately.
>>26230536
This.
Everyone has an internal monologue.
But OP, you're mentally ill. Seek help.
>>26230536
>>26230602
I had to stay at the hospital once because I was suicidal, and they told me I had schizophrenia. Do you think this is related? I don't like how the medication made me feel, so I didn't bother filling the prescription they gave me on the way out. It doesn't feel like anything's really wrong with me, I just stick out like every other robot.
Nobody talks to me and I can't talk to other people, I jumble all my words and I can't think of things to say. So I just have conversations with myself (not with "myself", I mean all the characters in my head). It helps me make the loneliness go away.
Ask a dog anything
>>26230217
How many girls have you given the knot
>>26230217
>Ask a dog anything
woof?
Who's a good boy?
Are you a good boy?
Holy fuck I "liked" literally every female I could and I got (0) zero matches. Is this normal or am I really that ugly?
The algorithm isn't going to show you to any women if you like every single one you fucking retard.
>>26230084
It could be that you have a cringey profile, not necessarily your looks bit your pictures or your bio. I also know that tinder treats accounts that only swipe right as bots and puts them with other "bots"
>>26230135
is this true? sauce?
protip: eat 3-4 eggs every single day
You'll feel a lot better
>>26230082
why nagger
>>26230082
I don't really like eggs, I have an omelette once a week usually though
>not eating 5 dozen eggs to feel roughly the size of a barge
>spend all day at computer
>need to buy groceries
>not wearing socks
>put socks on
>go to the grocery store
>buy stuff
>get back home with the groceries
>take off the socks immediately and put them in the drawer
I wore them for like 20 minutes, might as well put them away so I don't make more laundry in the future. I could probably do this like 10 more times with the same socks and never have to wash them.
Anyways, post your life hacks here!
>>26230060
>not letting them get EXTREMELY smelly and draping them over someone submissive to you's face
Who /degenerate hacks/ here?
>>26230060
> fake a mental disability cause i'm a 5'6 ugly autist
> applied for autism bux via the canadian government
> applied to low income community housing
> Get $1200 a month for autism bux
> Get 1 bedroom apartment for $300 utilities
included
> Only have to leave house once every 2 months because i shop in bulk at cosco
> mfw
>>26230517
man, I'm canadian. how do i get autism bucks?
>blue eyes
>nice jawline
>full head of hair
>hideous jew nose
>thin baby lips
>weak eyebrows
IT'S NOT FAIR IT'S NOT FAIIIIRRRR
>>26229972
switch that to hazel eyes and i know that feel.
>>26229972
still better than being a sandnigger
>>26229972
look at it this way, you could have been born indian
>tfw not indian
Underage girls invite you to have some fun at the pool
what do?
Go for it. Local age of consent is 16.
>>26229926
>do I have to take off my shirt to swim?
>>26229926
Have some fun at the pool? It's not like I'm going to fuck them there
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