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Do you view women who drink alcohol as sluts?
What if she was
>hung out with the boys anyway and got drunk with them every sunday night
>acted like men do (spread legs while sitting, play fight, say vulgar jokes, ect)
>but didn't care about having sex with boys and only preferred men because they could banter more
i am doing an experiment to see if this works and so far i think i am putting myself in a bad situation hanging out with men loosely
wbu
Please respond. I am an alcoholic but NOT a whore.
I view all women as sluts
>>26234471
This is correct.
OP should post tits or get the fuck out.
>tfw you realize things will not get better and the rest of your life is going to be filled with even more loneliness and depression
>>26234003
It's ok. All the bad things will make the small good moments stand out more.
>be 32
>married the wrong person
>she makes me miserable every single day
>she stopped having sex with me several years ago, pretty much the moment after we conceived our child
>she non-stop screams at everyone and makes everyone else in her life as miserable as she is
>no way out of this relationship because she will 100% fuck me over in court
>only make $60k/year, if I divorced her I'd end up with like $15k/year to live on because of alimony and child support
>she hasn't worked at all since she was like 21, so that will fuck me over even more in court
>meanwhile she'll remind our daughter of how much of a loser I am
>high probability that she's screwing someone else and there's nothing I can do about it
>saw some warning signs here and there when we were younger, but I ignored them because I was desperate and didn't think I could get anyone else
>the only way out is literally suicide
>even after I'm dead my daughter will hear about how much of a loser I was and how I never loved her
>we sleep in separate beds and I crave genuine human contact every day
>I watch ASMR videos every night to fall asleep and fantasize about bumping into my ASMR-fu and falling in love
>in reality this life will probably just end in a lonely, pointless suicide
The loneliness never ends, guys.
>>26234232
How can she fuck yoz over if you make the money and she doesn't even work. How can she tell your daughter you are a loser if she doesn't do anything?
How sympathetic are escorts to robots?
I almost feel as if she is going to be such an intimidating Stacy that I won't be able to get hard.
I'm not even that autistic and I have read up on basic escort procedure, but I know I'll still be a bit nervous and don't think she'll be able to ease me into it.
>>26233587
just remember that inside she's hating the experience, and you deserve prison for being so degenerate
>>26233633
>and you deserve prison for being so degenerate
Roastie detected.
>>26233587
they like me. i'm respectful and frequent their front business though. plus i'm not old.
if you get into the room and just tell her that you're a bit nervous, she can take care of it.
>>26233633
most escorts do it because they like it.
If gay Chad wanted your boipussi, could you resist him?
Keep in mind that gay Chad is still a Chad and Chad ALWAYS gets what he wants...
>>26233511
I'm gay so yes, I would give up the boipucci no problem.
I'm not gay, so I would
All I see when I look at a dude like that is admiration, I'd ask him what his routine is not suck his dick
Probably
I'm full homo but I'm not in2 interpersonal relationships, even sex is too much intimacy for me.
I'd probably only respond positively to someone who was really odd
ENOUGH!
Mods please do something
I get off work, open a beer, and all I wanna do is watch some family guy and shitpost on 4chan like the old days
>>26233490
ragin' n' wagen'
>>26233490
Just make a shitload of wagelord threads
>>26233490
>family goy
>not american dad
Get a load of this KEK
Do you still take life seriously? I've given up.
>>26233431
i've grown disgusted with reality and I can't escape it.
>>26233431
It's all a joke for me now. I literally do not care anymore. And I take solice in that.
>inb4 edgy
>>26233431
Just waiting for the end now.
>girl acknowledged my existence today
>>26233420
>I wish Natalie would acknowledge me.
I really like her but I don't want to creep her out so I'll stay quiet. Maybe I should say good morning though...
It doesn't count if it was forced like she was assigned to be your partner in a school project or you were standing in front of a door and she asked you to move
>>26234257
Women respect creeps more than pussies, they also get laid more often. Open up with a crude sexual joke lad.
Say what you will, but in my point of view Adam Driver is actually pretty handsome.
Na, he just has nice hair and prominant brow.
He's average.
>>26233385
OUTER
He looks like a strange cross between Keanu Reeves and Joseph Gordon-Levitt
Do you go to cam sites and do you talk to the girls without tipping? I find it extremely uncomfortable trying to have a coonversation with them.
>hi
>ok
>nice
maybe its different if I tipped since now I feel like I'm abusing them.
Most of them are actually trans so it's ok
>talking to them
Why? They're just there to look sexy so you can jack off.
>>26233363
Okay friendo, it seems like you need help.
People on cam sites are there for two reasons.To make money and to spend money. If you are doing neither of those things, you are considered as wasting your time.
Is it possible to befriend a camwhore? Sure. It is possible. Is it worth it? Not really.
My advice is to join a chatroom and talk to people if you are that desperate for conversation. Talking to a camwhore and even god forbid getting attached to one is the path of folly.
Hope this helps.
Bonjour Wagecucks! Comment allez-vous??
I hope you all have enjoyed your humpday, halfway there! Gunna have to start bright and early tomorrow huh, Mr Goldberg really appreciates the money you make for him, he NEEDS that new yacht for his Caribbean cruise this summer!
While you have been flipping those burgers and kissing Monseigneur Goldberg's cut dick, I've been studying culture, language, philosophy, Im currently reading "Theories of International Relations" by Scott Burchill and A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man by Joyce, I generally keep one fiction and one nonfiction book going at a time, both of these are quite good, I recommend you give them a look over some time...oh that's right...Tu es completement debile!! you are too stupid to read literature haha. But this is the life you have chosen for yourselves, comme on fait son lit, on se couche!
paka paka neudachniki!
>>26233188
Now, now, fellow NEET. You know they don't have the time or mental fortitude to learn a second language, so why type in French? That's just unsporting
>>26233188
I read Portrait in the 10th grade; it's not a difficult text.
sorry that I have enough money and friends to maintain a social life.
Just banged my qt gf desu
I hope you have an amazing day tomorrow!
I'm pretty sure it'll be exactly like this one, playing video games, eating and sleeping, but thanks
>>26233008
Nope its gonna be shit like today, I hope you get hit by lightning
>>26233008
I would if you'd stopped posting danganshit.
How do you deal with parents who don't know how to respect the fact that you're an adult?
my parents don't even treat me as person
Get a job and move out, your parents are justifiably angry that you're an unemployed greasy manchild who still lives with them when all of their friends' kids are gainfully employed and getting married/having kids of their own.
>>26232960
>live at home
>dont pay rent
>mom still makes you tendies
>mom still buys you a vidya occasionally
>you don't have a job, or if you do it isn't a career, but some near min wage part time bullshit
>you still havent had sex yet
>thinking your parents are going to treat you like an adult.
Would you date a girl like this?
>>26232948
What's the catch?
Hopefully something more original than a penis
>>26232948
Of course, what's the catch OP?
>>26233000
Do you think a girl like that is a slut?
>tfw no cunnilingus gf
why live
>>26232916
but you cant get a gf in general
Are you posting good feels or what? Pussy is disgusting.
>>26232924
but I only want a cunnilingus gf
>tfw literally cant stop eating
I just got home from work and the first thing i did was shove pizza rolls in the microwave, start up the stovetop, and pull out the bread, jelly, and peanut butter
proceeded to go to my room with 2 plates of food, a pbj sandwich, and a soda in my arms
just fucking kill me. I've watched my face slowly get fatter and fatter over the past year. I gained 60 fucking pounds in one year. Now everytime I'm watching anime on my phone and the screen goes black i see my disguting slob face
iktf. ive gained close to that much over the last year or so as well. the worst part aside from the incessant bouts of self loathing is that i wish i was a small thin girl. instead im an overweight hairy caveman. what a drag.
>>26232882
I ate a whole medium pizza & bread sticks from dominoes today, & I slept 18 hrs
now im hungry again.
