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How /oddly happy/ here?
>tfw fucked up everything in life
>tfw today my emotions got validated
>tfw feeling much better
Bonus song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCKT5U7rHp8
I've got more (You)s than usually today, I'm starting to feel more confident about everything.
I could use a few more (You)s before I go to sleep.
>>26221586
there (you) go pal. Good night.
>>26221586
I've also had more replies than usual the last couple days. I've also been called cute or handsome quite a bit recently, and that's just sort of uplifted my mood a bit.
I've also got a comfy job working a day or two a week, but I'm getting my tax return in the next week or so, so I don't need to worry about money too much for now.
But my tummy's off balance and I've been having fowl tasting and smelling burps all day and I feel like dying.
If a 6.5/10 started messaging you would you date her?
Would you message her for a long as fuck time before you hang out but she's guaranteed to fuck and be a loyal qt gf
doubt she'll be interested in a balding manlet
>>26221506
Yes, as long as she's not fat.
I'd settle pretty much for anything right now
Well I'm a 6 myself so I'd be ok with that.
Why does everything exist? How the hell do we even begin to understand why the universe even exists? Everything should be nothing.
>tfw keeping myself awake every night with these thoughts
I don't know, man. I think about it all the time too. People say life has no meaning, but it fucking must. How else is this all here? Do people not see how fucking not this all must be? It just can't be. There has to be a reason for this being here. We can just dismiss it because physical reality is just an every-day thing for us. But I really think there's a point to it all, you know?
>>26221473
I can't take it anymore. My mind is in an infinite loop. Death is the only way to find my answers.
>>26221424
>>26221473
samefag
kill yourself OP do the world a favor you fedora tipper
I know that not every robot here is on the same level of loneliness, social inability etc. but I'm sure we can all get along. As long as you don't have an active social life, no matter the reason (being really ugly, having major social anxiety etc), are a virgin, and feel disdain for certain people, then you're alright.
I have a topic I want to discuss though. I feel like a lot of robots here think that they are ugly when they are in fact not. Before thinking this is baseless optimism, hear me out. I'm sure some of you are thinking you are ugly because girls aren't approaching you themselves. There's a good reason for that. You're not a 10/10. Yes, not a 10/10, but that doesn't mean you're a 4/10. Now, has some ugly girl approached you? Doesn't matter if it's a landwhale or a thin ugly looking girl. If she has, then that's normal. It's not because you're on their level, it's because they have no self-confidence and/or are horny as fuck, so they do the approaching themselves. Most girls don't approach at all, they just drop really subtle hints which you guys probably can't pick up. If you never were approached in your life, there's good reasons for that too:
>you look unapproachable
>you're in that special zone of looks where you are intimidating to even the desperate ugly girls, but hot girls don't want to approach you still
>you're ugly as fuck
It's to see if the third answer is true. Do you have crooked teeth, assymetrical face etc? If yes, then yes, you are ugly as fuck.
>>26221350
i am trying to leave my mortal desires behind and here u are trying to tempt me back with sexy talk.
how dare you.
>>26221350
*It's easy to see if the third answer is true.
I am pretty sure there are some ugly people on here, and they do feel desperate because people treat them the way they do, but I'm glad they see the truth and decide to not become orbiters or delude themselves into thinking people won't judge them based on their looks. The problem is that ugly people on here are wasting their time complaining about things that will never change. They need to put that effort into anything else. Hobbies, for example.
I'm almost 100% sure not a lot of people on here are ugly, it's just that they aren't approached by hot girls, and can't pick up the really subtle signs that girls drop. Yes, you're almost definitely not a 10/10, those are rare, but that doesn't mean you can't make it with some hot girl. Take yourself as an example. You see a 10/10 girl in movies or some shit. Does that mean you won't go for some of the hot girls in your environment, even if they're a bit chubby, or don't have as perfect of a face? Of course you will. It's the same for girls, it's only a question whether or not you're in that zone. It's not a shame to not be a 10/10, most of the people are not.
Don't get stupidly optimistic though. I didn't mean to say "we're all gonna make it and fuck 10/10s brah". It all depends on a few factors, which is basically a summarization of the things I previously said. I'll be posting the factors in the next post.
Quality thread.
Sadly you will not receive much attention.
>As long as you don't have an active social life
I guarantee you that 90% of the people posting on /r9k/ have active social lives.
I don't know if I'm ugly on the outside or not.
It's my personality and what's inside me that's disgusting.
How true is this faggots? Made me think of you.
No shitty facebook meme is ever true
i hope this is a post ironic meta post
otherwise I have grave fears for the future of this board which seems to be in decay already
Pretty much true for 75% of college student. Most of need to be there tbqh
>"Stupid normie bitches are going to regret not fucking me when I'm a distinguished sex god and they're all old and haggard"
>>26220844
k good job. 10 out of 10.
How butthurt does someone have to be to waste their time making this kind of image?
>>26220844
You realize that literally anyone could achieve the middle byworking outand havinggod tier genetics
>tfw mom's hot friend is sleeping in the living room
Is she drunk? Try to jack off on her face.
Follow your dreams.
bloxx
>>26220786
She might be, they just arrived from a party
>>26220791
I want to get cookies from the kitchen but im afraid she'll try to talk to me and i'll sperg out. The lights have only been out for about 20 minutes
I need this in my life and so do you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hxzyRiJcYs
3DPD BTFO yet again
Will they make simulators where I can butcher women while they beg for mercy? It would be alot more convenient than the real thing.
I hate myself so I'm fine watching fictional people react without having to think about myself.
How much interaction do you have with the opposite sex?
Daily? Weekly? Monthly?
i quit. fuck the cycle of life and fuck having children.
I talk to my sister nearly every day.
My ex has talked to me everyday since I left her. Still trying to make me feel bad, I guess
Why the fuck do guys seriously prefer fat round faces over beautiful, refined, dignified, elegant faces on women? What's with the fucking fat fetishists on this board?
>>26220343
ok, jokes aside - where are all the cute white women at?
Canada, probably.
>>26220369
Best looking white women are in Romania and Bulgaria. Anglo women have fat faces like asian girls, and nordic women have square man faces like men.
I don't know, I like them all as long as they aren't obese or disfigured.
I fucked up today.
I'm a NEET. I haven't left my house in a couple months. I work a remote help job and live with my parents units. Well they went on vacation last week and didn't buy me enough tendies to last.
>9pm stomach churns
>decide to do the unthinkable.
>leave house after 2 months and go buy food.
>enter the zone
>patrickbateman.gif
>shit shower shave
>trim hair
>wash thoroughly
>give thumbs up to self in mirror.
>feeling pretty good
> grab keys, head out front door.
> lock house, light cig
> get into car.
> start car, classical music plays
>imprezzled me
> back car out and get to end of street.
> late night 1 car in distance.
> start to take left across street.
*BAM* *Ker-Thunk*
> midnight rider cycletard bolted out in front of me
> rolls across top
> heart stops.
> throw car in park
> jump out
> man moaning on side
> two cars roll up
> witnesses
> woman screams
> guy runs up to me "DID YOU HIT HIM WTF HOW FAST WERE GOING!"
>spaghetti
> manage to stammer out not my fault.
> call cops
> guy on ground starts pleading to me not to call.
> call anyway
> para-medics, fire department, sheriff and two patrols roll up.
> autism overload.
> cops get my statement
> hands never leave pockets, I cling to spaghetti
> cops tell me cycletard is drunk and refusing to be transported.
> cops told me no one is at fault.
> all my neighbors know my parents car.
> people start streaming out of their houses.
> surrounding me bantering about what happened
> anxiety is going 0 to 100
> parents get home Friday
> should I tell them what happened in the morn?
> cycletard said he was okay and walked home
> car paint is scratched and fucked
After it was all said and done I got in my car, lit another cigarette and drove a loop back to my house.
>MFW the first meeting I had with all of my neighbors was hitting some nigga with my mom's car omw to restock tendies and cola.
I tried so hard guys. I'm just going to give up trying anymore... I'm ready for the wizard life.
Boring as fuck story famulosa
>>26220215
I am boring, I'm a fucking NEET what else do you expect...
>>26220149
"Man, whatchu.. tryna do.. u finna snitch? On.. me senpai..."
While lying on the ground with a concussion from getting hit by a car.
>black people
So what happened to /r9k/?
Why isnt it the depressed people board anymore?
Why is it no more feels?
Have most of you moved on, or is this now /b/
I'm depressed as fuck man. Every time I leave the house is an endless reminder of lonliness.
>>26220136
*hug*
It will be ok
>>26220169
*pulls down your pants and grabs your little cock*
>Japanese women without Japanese accents
it's weird yo
http://pt.xhamster.com/movies/3903291/casting_posh_japanese_girls_got_big_tits.html
>0:23
>"You told me you are a underwear model"
>4:22
>"Do you have a bra and panties on?"
>'Yeah I've got bra and panties on'
What a shame. And here I thought I was gonna see a braless slut in no panties show her stuff.
>>26220154
well she wouldn't be much of an underwear model if she didn't wear a bra and panties, would she?
>>26219915
Tigger Bensen,
Does anyone else feel depressed now that Trump has been stumped?
I had trouble waking up this morning and now I can't go to sleep because I'm worried about Trump.
>>26219885
What happened? I'm not American
Someone be honest with me. Is he really finished? or is there hope.
>>26219885
Don't fret, anon. We still have New Hampshire.
>be 20 year old guy
>in relationship with a 22 year old
>the man of my dreams
>been planning to come out to my family for a while
>family gathering yesterday
>long, extended conversation about how much everyone in my family hates gay marriage being legal now
>Grandpa: "Whenever that shit was legalized, that's the only time in my life I've ever wanted to leave America. I never thought I'd say that, but I did. She's just not the same country I grew up in." (He was born in 1934)
>Dad: "I know. I always hoped I'd be dead and gone by the time it became legal. Guess I wasn't so lucky."
God dammit
You guys aren't making coming out any easier
>>26219809
>He isn't an adult
>He's not self reliant
>He thinks he has to reveal things about himself to his family
When are you going to grow up and become a man?
>>26219809
Back to your containment board you mentally ill subhuman.
>>26219809
>being a fag
GTFO to >>>lgbt
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