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What will be your last words?
>>26210529
YUST
>>26210529
>implying anyone will be around to hear them
>>26210529
Not THIS infant!!
Tomorrow is wagecuck Wednesday. I'm taking time out of my fulfilling schedule of challenging the prevailing theories of our time, mastering my art, and enjoying the finest foods, drinks, animes and wagecuck girlfriends to let you know.
Have your pepes ready. Information follows
Begin: whenever, we don't follow schedules but our own. I'm starting at about noon when wagecucks are browsing on their, heh, lunch breaks.
What: you know what.
>>26210521
Do we get Shipman Saturday too?
>>26210583
Stale Saturday has been going on for years
>>26210521
it's Tuesday tomorrow you dumb fucking NEETcuck
>wake up
>Britain still exists
That's right, chortle.
Ha...ha...ha!
>ay
>wake up
>gunshots in the city
not for much longer
soon it will be Britbongistan
I live in Minnesota and there's a huge blizzard right now. It's snowed a foot in the few hours.
I live in Arizona and it's currently kinda chilly out (47 degrees).
>>26210336
a few weeks ago we had record low temperatures. deal with it.
>>26210336
oh yeah what is with that image man
Why would any straight man like TayTay over KayKay?
>>26210124
why can't i like both?
>>26210149
You pick one
Bump for more TayTay
>order pizza
>neighbor starts cooking eggs
>that retarded smell completely ruins the whole experience
>pizza
Fucking normie I hope your neighbor takes a shit on your porch
>Not enjoying a fried egg on cheese pizza
>>26209963
Pls just eat healthy for once
Scroll down your newsfeed.
Post something worse than this.
Someone on my friend list just posted herself doing this.
>>26209901
>blaming facebook for the actions of your fucked up friends
cool logic
>>26209901
let her know she's horrible at face painting, and juggalos can paint their faces, making her dumber than a juggalo
that makes sense
>well if i can't have a cheeseburger i'll just have to be one myself
Just wanted to let you guys know that I love you. 4chan, never change.
>>26209734
What about the oil? We would lose all that tasty oil.
>>26209759
Chemical weapons it is then?
>>26209734
I love you too :)now get off my fucking BOARD YOU NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>tfw virgin fembot gf
>several mental illnesses giving themselves a run for their money
>paranoid, volatile, extremely low self esteem
>no empathy or emotional intelligence to speak of
Popping that cherry wasn't worth getting your mind almost destroyed
Consider that when trying to hook up with fembots, especially if they are actual virgins there are sound reasons for that. Pump and dump and getting as far away as you can is the best course of events when meeting fembots
>>26209693
>pump and dump
I will not, degenerate.
You know what you're doing is literally criminal behavior, right? You obv don't care, but just so you know. You don't know shit about mental illness so the fact you're even going there. Please get the fuck out of my life, and I mean really. Take your bullshit, and don't even try to talk to me. Who the actual fuck do you think you are? Mental illness, give me a fucking break, you have no fucking idea. Unbelievable I allowed your abusive shit into my life. Fuck off.
>>26209853
What the hell is going... are you talking to OP?
>cute girl walking towards me
>slightly swing my hands out a bit more while we get closer
>our hands touch
>"whoops, sorry miss! how embarrassing"
Just upgraded from handholdless kissless virgin to just kissless virgin.
Instead of being sad just be happy instead
>fake heart attack at feminist convention
>get CPR
>now only virgin
>>26209810
>find an open-house orgy on craigslist
>accidentally fall on someone
>apologize profusely and get the fuck out of there
>now a normie
Hey anon, ready for our date? What ? This ? It's my outfit, you like it?
>>26209487
*spins around and shoots her with sawed off shotgun*
its not that personnel.....
>>26209552
the edgeFUCKING ORIGINAL
>>26209487
I don't know who you are, or how many blows you've taken to the head, but I suggest you take a stim or two. Then you can help me with this power coupler.
What do you do to quickly alliviate stress?
I shoot and run over civilians, killing as many as I can, and destroy property, in GTA. It works for me.
What about you?
I do the same except irl
Violence.
Typically bite myself and punch the wall.
Haven't cut myself yet, but I imagine I will soon.
>>26209408
I lay in bed and look at a screen while my muscles atrophy and push down my feelings because I'm in no position to feel sorry for myself
Does anybody have a gf/wife that they spank? This blog makes it look pretty fun
>Pyjama practice 2
In the morning when I went to work, I said to her that when I arrive home she is to be wearing her baby doll nightee.
>Got home and she was not wearing it.
>Took her into the bed room and told her to put it on.
>She was very defiant and said no.
>I had had enough so I pulled her down on the bed and gave her a couple of hard smacks on her bottom. She yelled at me about abuse and I said quiet, control your self and obey me and gave her a few more hard smacks on her bottom. She got really angry and so I had to hold her down and I continued to spank her finally she just lay there crying.
>I felt bad though. Why does she have to be so defiant.
>I stood her up and hugged her and she just kept crying and eventually just sobbed and breathed deeply.
>She was then very quiet. I said OK get changed and she did.
>Then she went and continued to prepare dinner.
http://mariageforhim.blogspot.com
>>26209338
How do you tell a guy you're into this without them freaking out on you?
>>26209416
Watch Secretary with him and pretend you never saw it.
At the end talk about how hot it was and how you liked how dominant the guy was
>>26209416
just tell them
>tfw just worked out how much money I've wasted on drugs, alcohol and hookers throughout my life
>>26209324
So?
What else would you have spent it on
>>26209324
That number doesn't give you anything without context. Work out how much money you've earned/been given throughout your life.
Show your math to the robots.
You ever wonder what it's like to be good at something?
A talent? Even a skill? Doesn't have to be anything remarkable or interesting, just something that you do better than most people.
For fuck's sake, I'm not even good at video games, and I've had my job for almost two years now without actually learning how to do anything properly.
I'm good at...
3d modeling, I'm pretty amateurish but still better than most of the world population
When a 2d artist watches me work they look at me like I'm doing some sortg of magic lol
>>26208856
I'm pretty good at juggling, but I haven't practiced in over a year.
>>26208856
I'm """""good""""" at drawing, better than most normies but definitely not good enough, the only diffrence is that I have basic understanding of how to use perspective. But I still can't even make a straight line properly.
