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>cute girl walking towards me
>slightly swing my hands out a bit more while we get closer
>our hands touch
>"whoops, sorry miss! how embarrassing"
Just upgraded from handholdless kissless virgin to just kissless virgin.
Instead of being sad just be happy instead
>fake heart attack at feminist convention
>get CPR
>now only virgin
>>26209810
>find an open-house orgy on craigslist
>accidentally fall on someone
>apologize profusely and get the fuck out of there
>now a normie
>>26209810
Yfw a nu male is the one that saves you while the feminists are standing around gasping
>>26209767
this to be quite honest famalam
>Cute girl walking in the same direction as you
>Walk next to her
>Imagine you're together
>You have now had a girlfriend
>>26209767
people give this advice unironically
>>26209660
But but
That's hand rape anon
Oh my god oh my god oh my god
How did it feel?
Would you ever upgrade and kiss rape too?
>sneakily touch girls arse at work when it's crowded
>she notices
>doesnt mind
Basically Chad at this point
>washing dishes at the dining commons at my university part time job
>shift leader makes a cute girl also wash dishes next to me
>in my head pretend that she's my wife and mentally grope and kiss her
kept a straight face for 3 hours.
>be me , 15 yrs
> playing with toddler bro's 3 yr old gf because she's adorable and i have no life after school
>lie down under a table
>she kisses me and says good night in korean
>does it twice
advanced to unkissless virgin. it felt pretty good
