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>Duckface
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>At a party/concert
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>With another man
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>Dressing like a cheap whore
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>Holding a bottle of beer
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>Dyke haircut + piercings
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>Bio:Funloving/party animal/love socialising
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>is female
>is not deformed
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enjoy ur virginity........
>>26203231
>Has a kid
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>Photo with another guy
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>Netflix as hobby
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>tfw no Hila gf
Why live?
>you'll never have a jewish gf
>>26203178
She's so cute. Really pretty smile and big, beautiful eyes.
>>26203178
Wtf? she literally looks like the most average Israeli girl. What is wrong with you goyim?
You can only post in this thread if you're more pathetic than the last person.
>28
>unemployed
>no friends
>kissed a girl when I was 13 then haven't had any female contact since
>the only time I feel emotion is when I have a crush on a celebrity, aside from that I feel dead inside
>>26348426
>18
>in college
>depressed ADHD and low testosterone (measured not memeing)
>never more than a hug from girls (they treat me like 'one of the girls' is only reason why)
>INDIAN
Is there anything I can do brehs? I'm hoping treating low testosterone will help me but I'll still have my beta personality and be 'just one of the girls'
Is there any hope for me?
>live in africa
>no food
>no water
>blazing hot
>no shelter
>no iphone
>but have gf
>>26348426
>kissed a girl when I was 13
>>26348506
>they treat me like 'one of the girls'
>even talking to grils
lol?
Been trying for the last few days trying to find a new roommate and not having any only getting weebs pure fucking weebs that can't even read a fucking post before calling me. Jesus fucking all I want is a someone to hang with not a fucking homeless bitch and her 2 kids. but I digress.
For anyone who lives in the Western Michigan area and is in need of a room I'm looking for someone who would consider themselves a gamer/geek/nerd to fill a room in my apartment Free rent I've had 3 roomies come and go and never charged any of them to stay with me I'm just a lonely ass fedora wearing neckbeard who wants some company. Tried facebook Craigslist reddit and no luck well I've been getting some calls but none of them seem promising. Also tried here got a few space robots who are interested but haven't really heard anything back from them in a few days.
The only thing that I ask is no pets or kids My apartment has a no pets policy and I sell Magic cards on ebay and wouldn't want some little demonspawn messing my shit up prefer a male Mainly because I'm kinda shy around women and well I just want someone to talk to. Ohh and be employable I don't care if you gotta move from somewhere outtah town. and I kinda help you get a job I hoped a previous roommate get a job at wal-mart I just don't want anyone who is a complete junkie I had a pretty bad experience with one who got fucking high as balls off some extremely potent spice not happening again.
So Yah If you wanna get ahold of me my names david bakies on facebook
You can also call 2-3-1 2-3-3 6-2-3-2
sorry for the potato quality but here a photo with timestamp to prove I'm actuall serious instead of a fucking troll.
I just want someone cool to talk and hang with man
>>26203159
What's wrong with weebs?
>>26203312
I dunno It's just I'd hope someone actually interesting will call or text me Most of the people who are calling me from craigslist seem to be homeless junkies or both.
i have a burning question
who the FUCK does crack?
like, there's no cool pop stars and rappers on TV that do crack
there's people that drink alcohol, smoke weed, do coke, pop E, whatever, but NOBODY does crack except DMX
it was never cool to do crack
how the fuck do crackheads still even exist?
they aren't around that much anymore
the 80s crackheads have been replaced with meth heads and heroin addicts
ITT: cowards
>>26203106
this beautiful man
I bet you're a coward op
It's really gross how people don't respect janitors, like people are fucking disgusting. If it wasn't for janitors everything would be covered in trash, shit, vomit and piss. Respect them and say thank you, god damn.
>>26203064
IKR. It's amazing how so many people are so disgusting and inconsiderate.
at first I thought you were talking about the site janitors, but now that I see your clear intentions I absolutely agree with you.
>>26203064
People are dicks to people beneath them in the social hierarchy.
More news at 11.
>Be me
>Browsing internet in room
>Have blue gatorade that I'm currently drinking
>Almost done with it
>Forget about it for a little bit
>Remember I'm thirsty, go to drink the rest of it without looking
>Godawful taste in my mouth
>Smell familiar smell
>It's the same smell as when you kill an ant
>I just drank a ton of ants
I've never felt more autistic in my entirel ife
Do you feel em crawling in your throat and shit? That'd be hot af desu.
>>26348287
this is my fetish
for real
does ant death smell a certain way?
>>26348287
No, I guess they were dead by that time, I just spit out a bunch of dead ants and was horrified with myself.
>>26348310
If you've ever killed an ant, it can give off a very strong smell of nail polish remover. I don't know if this goes for all types of ants, but the tiny black ones that invade my house do this all the time.
I know it's a meme to say eating out women is beta, but what does r9k think about 69ing? Shit feels good, especially when your cock is shoved deep down her throat.
It's mutual give and take, dom and sub; not beta imo
>>26202871
it's overrated as far as feeling pleasure is concerned. but it is still hot and solid foreplay.
The only girl you can go down on and still be a man is a dickgirl.
Letting other people tell you what is and isn't beta is beta.
Can you all retweet/fav (or like) this?
https://twitter.com/nuuur7/status/693887208416219136
Translation for anyone who doesn't know:
>I'm definitely stupid
Here's a rare pepe for your work
>>26202846
Are you the roastie who posted this, or are you one of her beta orbiters?
Either way, fuck no. Twitter popularity doesn't matter and neither does she.
Is that Nuria de la Cruz Maximo?
I went with her to school. How is she doing?
>>26203078
Lol you are trolling
>have welfare wooden Windows
>they're filled with black mold
>they don't stop the wind because they're so cheap
>all day long the moldy air is blowing in my direction
>have random pains and always sick to my stomach nauseous and tired
>parents don't care
I'm so fucking sick of this poverty. I feel like the black people in section 8 have it better honestly at least they're guaranteed food and all their housing is verified and inspected
>>26202792
Well someone has to occupy those poverty farms
Some children need to die of starvation just so we can read about it in the pallets and feel sad
Some teenagers must get in gangs and die in police shooting to make our normal lives more exciting
Thank you for being that silent hero
I'm sure I will feel very sad for you once you die can't wait :)
If I go be homeless can I get section 8
>>26202792
What country do you live in? How much longer do you plan on living in this environment? Have you brought it up to your landlord? If you're in the U.S. I'm pretty sure it's illegal to rent out a moldy house/apartment.
>She never responde
>Now avoids me like the fucking plague
I fuck up, didn't I?
>>26202764
Probably, the bright side is that you don't really have to care anymore
>>26202764
text her "pls respond" it never fails
>>26202996
I sent a question mark after the original question
She didn't respond to that either...
>feet cold
>can't bother getting off the pc to wear socks or close the windows
What is the most extreme thing you avoided doing while shitposting?
I shitted myself. Not joking.
Really had to go to toilet but this thread on /b/ was getting intense.
Tried to ease the pain a little by trying to fart
Instead liquid shit filled my pants.
This was a long time ago.
I avoided living my life.
not going outside desu
>1500 word assignment due in 5 days
>Haven't started
What should you be doing instead of shitposting?
>1500 word assignment due tommorow
>Have just started
Sucking my dick, or eating chicken shit might help.
It might not though.
Follow your dreams!
I'd love a suck on my dick though, bro. C'mon.
You faggot...
>>26202390
>1500 words
That's literally nothing.
i'm buying lsd tomorrow
don't have a test kit because they're expensive
should i buy one before taking it or just do it
>>26202245
Where I live the lsd is more expensive than the test kit
jus do eet mang
just do half a tab and see
it's probably week af. Most acid is
>1.85m
>65 kg
Who /skellington/ here? Let's embrace ourselves in our weak and frail bodies
take what ye will but don't rattle my bones
I want to stop being a hungry skeleton, but I don't know where to start
>>26348021
>1.83m
>48.08 kg
you don't even know the real fucking meaning of skeleton, nigger.
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