What's the most recent thing to make you cry?
>>26335465
idk but whenever I see that picture now, I think about this fucked up shit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1Qlfqk0Doc
>>26335465
cutting jalapenos and forgetting to wash my hands
My own life, talking with a friend online about our misery
ITT: we choose our primary melee weapon for the upcoming race war
Sledgehammer for me
rapier like a proper gentleman
i would like a spiked baseball bat
>>26333639
Don't have a pic but I have a scythe that I bought when I was ten to threaten bullies with (got suspended for 2 weeks)
Prolly that
Holy shit. Am I going to be friendless for the rest of my life?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Avoidant_personality_disorder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVv1Su8oqvc
>>26332581
you are more than a disorder anon
you are a complex set of experiences and interpretations, you are not bound by arbitrary categorical systems with little biological basis
Maybe
A: Grow a pair of balls and tolerate the difficulty of adjusting. Like getting into a pool which is shockingly cold at first but feels warm after a couple minutes or taking a vaccine needle
B:Continue avoiding to address your unreasonable fear of people and forever live in a prison of your own design
People aren't complex at all, a bit of self awareness is enough to make them either tolerate or like you
>>26332661
>>26332688
My problems run a little deeper than AvPD.
It's always relevant though.
>tfw improving myself
>becoming more productive
>talking to more people
>being less negative
>but still lonely
Late at night, I feel so alone. Like I wish I could fall asleep with someone, and not just be alone during those final moments.
Anyone know these feels?
I feel this every night.
All I know is we're all gonna make it somday.
>>26330479
I feel you fellow robot
I'm having the exact same feel at the moment
>finally getting motivated and improving myself as well
>get invited out to the bars with some fellow students
>all of them are motivated, in-shape, intelligent physics/engineering majors
>I begin to feel accepted, like my life is on the right track
>they start talking about future life goals
>they want to have good careers and have money/women
>I want to leave...
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Your life story in a gif or picture
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not 100% sure what this webm is gonna be
>>26325813
holy FUUUUUUUUUUUCK
i wish a cute girl would do that to my dick
What is a weird quirk about your body?
>>26322861
My stinky dinky
>>26322861
I have unexplained nerve damage, whenever I go pee I have to go into a state of meditation to get it to release
every time I go pee it is like a challenge to achieve zen
I can cum like 10 times in a row. I'm horny all day.
>Try dating black girls
>They make fun of me for not being ghetto or tyrone
>Try to date nerdy black girls
>They want chad
Just fuck mt shit up fampai.Literally no black girl wants a non ghetto black guy and the ones who aren't laquisha want chad.
Go live in Africa. You will literally be a God-king.
>>26320717
>Literally no one wants a non ghetto black guy
Fixed, 95% of blacks are extremely ugly and their only appeal is being animalistic in bed.
>>26320717
Go to France and pick up chicks then, they're literally hungry for BBC
>There are robots out there right now who can be saved and live a happy, fulfilling life.
Why do some people on here hate the idea of helping out their fellow robot? If they have a chance to escape robotdom (which everyone would agree is shitty), why are you so hostile to it.
Maybe, the people who come on here that you try to handwipe away with "normie" and "Chad" comments can genuinely help them.
>>26338165
how many times do we have to discuss this shit?
>>26338181
As many as it takes until those robots realize that not all robots are doomed to NEETdom and dying alone.
Fine then help me.
>human being is killed or abused
>jokes are made
>"He probably deserved it"
>"wow dude, that's crazy!"
"I wish there was better footage"
>animal that would have no qualms with killing you is so much as shoved or slapped
>"Absolutely disgusting."
>"We need to find the person that did this and skin them...
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Thank fuck, I thought I was in the only one who thought animals are overvalued by other beta phags
Most people say that about animals who do have qualms with killing you and are defenseless against human attack which usually means pets like dogs, birds, cats, ferrets and shit which are beautiful fucking creatures compared to human beings.
You need to shut the fuck up and fuck off with your bullshit OP because I ain't having this shit.
No one's talking about moles, pigs and shit eating wasps when they say that.
It's something said when people hurt animals that can't defend themselves.
No one gets mad when a dude hits a horse because horses...
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>>26337709
Shoulda rolled an eel.
>born a bisexual faggot
>stress out for years after puberty because above
>mostly attracted to boys so never get gf
>jerk off to shota because closest thing to boys my age
>now 18
>still jerking off to shota
>mfw cant have sex because afraid to come out
>mfw still making excuses to my parents why I don't have gf
I'm 24 and just now realizing I might be seriously bi lol. I want a qt trap bf more anything atm. As far as coming out, I don't see the point unless I get a bf or something, which is unlikely.
>>26333510
I want a trap too. It's too late for me to be a trap, but for someone bi thats hot af
>>26333510
This.
I don't know whether to not tell my family at all and just look like a faggot who's never going to get a gf, or tell them I'm a faggot straight up.
Tough decision.Saying this because I'm 100% sure I'm never going to get a qt trap bf because I'm sure I could count the amount of those there are in a couple of minutes
How exactly do you initiate sex?
Say there was a girl in my bed, naked. how would i dive in? I can't just spread her legs and go to town, she'd just be laying there like a corpse, i'd be expected to do all the work right?
So i'd have to grab her legs and hold em up but what's the preferred area to place my hands when i'm holding her legs apart?
If her legs aren't being held by me, where do i put my hands? on her shoulders? that doesn't seem quite right. on the bed? i would sink down since my bed is really fluffy.
Also...
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>>26333135
>How exactly do you initiate sex?
It differs every time.
>How exactly do I initiate sex?
(You) don't. I'm sorry, but that's the way it is. I'll be initiating all the sex with you and you'll just have to follow my lead, otherwise we'll waste time with your awkward fumbling and trying to get my dick into your mouth and ass.
>>26333203
I'm not a girl, anon.
i used to be a kissless virgin, at first i was terrible and awkward but so was she. after a while you start to understand somebody and it will all be natural. unless you suck and your partner really sucks.
was going through liveleak and saw this guys suicide vid. am i the only one who remembers him making threads about dating apps?
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ff1_1454402944
https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/25327767/
>>26332950
that's not the same guy lol
>>26333032
All asians look the same amirite? :^)
holy shit thats metal as fuck
I honestly don't understand guys who date/marry non virgins. Do you chew used chewing gum too? Do you eat strangers leftovers at restaurants?
>>26327264
It's definitely better to date a virgin, but there are a VERY VERY SMALL percentage of non virgin girls who could make okay wives. Would still prefer the virgin 100% though
source: i have qt virgin gf
>>26327325
>source: i have qt virgin gf
This is what she tells you
>>26327264
>tfw you picked up chewed up gum at a bus station and chewed it.
I live everyday in disgust.
How do escorts feel about being hired by virgins
Will it be a problem for me? Should I pretend to be experienced?
>>26326948
I'm sure they're happy virgins exist because they're a source of funds. What's the point in pretending you're experienced when you're going to fuck a woman who would most likely tell you aren't?
>>26326948
they probably like them best because they're the most naive and cum quickly
>>26327007
I've heard a lot won't deal with virgins though and even expect you to have references, like it's a fucking job application.
>never invited to do things but never minded that you hang out with normies
>have a small handful of friends that aren't really friends
>only girls interested in you are fatties and girls with daddy problems
>still make super autistic comments
>>26320685
The feel is real bro
>>26320685
>anon you're so handsome and cool
>Wow you do all those things!? You're so talented
>Wh-What? A date? Oh, hah, well...
Bitch I've been making you laugh all goddamn night and I know I look relatively handsome, what the fuck is wrong with you
How is it to have normie-friends???
I have some friends but all my friends are nerds, geeks, losers and wizards. All of them if course no gf.