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Went throgh her pictures on facebook again.
I don't even know why i punish myself like this.
Just block her.
This is original I swear.
I'm 23yo kissless NEET and I've never been in love with any girl except for Boxxy in 2009, I don't understand how robots can obsess over women they know IRL
Dwelling on the past you will only make things worse senpai
how many of you would commit suicide if you were 100% sure that death would be the equivalent of endless sleep with no dreams?
>>26318898
I wouldn't. I'd be terrified of death. I want the dreams.
>tfw you're already dead and everything you see right now is a dream
>when you die in this dream you just start dreaming again and live another imaginary life
If I knew death was like that then I would want to live as long as possible. If it's all just eternal sleep after this then I want to be here as long as possible. Even if it sucks, let's just see where it goes from here.
I'm 99% sure it is exactly like that, what the fuck else is going to happen? It makes me not want to do it.
It seems like /r9k/ has a pretty negative outlook on women. For the longest time, I believed everything you guys said: Women are unfaithful, deceitful, and just plain evil.
But then I met my girlfriend, and she was completely different. She is faithful, trustworthy, kind, honest, and beautiful. She would never do the things that you guys say all women do.
Are women really that bad? Are there a small number of exceptions to the general rules regarding women? Am I just delusional? I love my girlfriend, and she loves me, but I find that I have a hard time believing that she could be so different from everything I thought I knew about women.
>>26318815
You don't notice a tick until it has completely gorged itself on your blood
Same with women
You'll learn
>>26318815
>MY girl is different
Said all heartbroken and divorce raped guys at one point. Still, congratulations and good luck.
>>26318815
>She would never do the things that you guys say all women do.
Just wait until she finds a Chad and he pumps and dumps her
https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/449t1e/me_21_m_with_my_exgf_21_f_of_45_years_she_broke/
Today is the day that i've hit my 5 year anniversary of not going outside/leaving my flat
AMA
I wish I lived in a flat. My apartment fucking sucks. I leave it to get away from the kids crying through the shared wall and my mother fucking upstairs neighbor stomping around
>>26318813
IIRC flats and apartments are pretty much the same, just with different names depending where you live.
I live in a bottom floor of a 3 story building and luckily there are no kids since they're one bedroom places, which is nice added that its a cheap rent. How many bedrooms does your place hold?
>>26318757
but, is it worth it?unorigial ofuckingc
>"AAAAHHH HELP ME ANON!!! THESE REFUGEES ARE TRYING TO MOLEST ME!!!"
>how would you react?
It's part of their culture, dear. Be respectful!
>pull out my BBC (BIG BROWN COCK)
>rape her
t.sandnigger
I will help you if you pay me with sex. So what do you prefer rape by them or by me?
What does a girl require to be attractive?
>>26318117
1. Don't be fat
2. Be a virgin
You're done.
not being fat is pretty much the only thing
Two dimensions. Not one less, not one more.
HAHAAHHAAHAHAHHAHAH ROASTIES BTFO
>Girl, 5, collapsed and died from a rare illness that was triggered by a cold-like virus
>Mother Natalia Spencer thought daughter Elizabeth, had a cold in morning
>Took her to hospital in Bristol and doctors put her into an induced coma
>Suffered from rare auto-immune condition and died there 18 days later
>Mother Natalia, 41, is walking 6,000 miles to raise awareness and money
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3435893/In-morning-thought-cold-evening-told-wouldn-t-make-Mother-brought-five-year-old-daughter-hospital-cold-18-days-later-died.html
Lmao, fucking normies.
Serves them right.
Laughing at this relinquishes any humanity you had left
So the world was spared one pilfering western slut a decade hence.
What are your plans for Valentine's day?
Did you ask anyone special to be your valentine?
>>26317570
Probably eat a lot of cheap cheesecake :p and feel really bad:( valentines is not a good time to come out :(
>>26317570
eat a lot
cry a lot
cut myself
drink a lot
having some sertraline
listen to music
shitpost all day on 4chan
I'm having a movie night with takeaway with the gf. She said she'd rather have a night in that go out anywhere, and being a broke college student I'm okay with that. Not sure what I'll get her for valentines day. Probably something sentimental, some flowers, a and a gift card.
who else /tranneet/ here
hi tranneet here
>>26317537
me desu famalam, I'm a qt3.14 5'1" NEET tranny that looks like italian brandon stark with tits.
>>26317537
>Be tranny
>Can't transition because mental illness (other than being a tranny).
>Work 14+ hours 6 days a week
>Browse /r9k/ on day off
>There are transitioning trannies and neets here.
I've successfully convinced myself I'm better off without either of these two corrupting desires, the later rapidly becoming the subject of my contempt as I drift further to the right.
male neets of /r9k/
Could you ever see yourself being "owned" by an older man? A older closeted gay man who wants to dominate you, the soft younger male, and shower you with money/presents in return?
You could continue living the neet life as is in his big expensive house and he will be away most of the day at work, but when he gets home he expects certain things out of you.
-He expects you to keep the house tidy
-You aren't allowed to wear clothing at home
-You aren't allowed to masturbate while he's away, will even use a locked cock cage if necessary
-He'll do kinky shit with you on a daily basis.
As gross as it might sound to you, just imagine how pampered you'd be. He would buy you ANYTHING you want, you just have to be his bitch.
You're free to quit at any time, but you can't ever come back. Would you do it? What if the much older male wasn't completely repulsive?
yeah maybe.
bloxtbh
No way. I wouldn't do anything if it meant I'd get a dick up my ass. I'd rather kill myself.
No, it's against my principles. Being owned by someone I care about already? Maybe. Being owned for the sake of living a NEET life? No. I don't want to continue being a NEET, I want to sink myself into constant occupation where my only free time is dedicated to sleeping and eating before I have to go to work again.
I could totally fit the requirements you set, but it's just not in my principle. And due to a previous experience with someone who has done a similar deal now, I think I'd just be incredibly bitter if someone asked me to live that lifestyle
Are you "that guy" at family gatherings?
>>26316249
Why are all the dudes better looking?
>>26316249
man what a painful picture
glad I have a really small family
>>26316249
>>26317707
glad I stopped going out because of shit like this
>he had a rectal examination
>he still thinks he's a robot
>18, get hemorrhoids
>need to get a rectoscopy to rule out other stuff
>doc pushes some long and cold metallic thing up my butt
>want to die
>after the exam can't literally see
>ask the nurse if i can just lie down a bit
>slowly regain eyesight
>doesn't have fissure/hemorrhoids/prolapse/IBS or some other ass disease
>thinks he's a robot
>>26316071
so did you like it?
>hes heterosexual
>thinks hes not a normie
lol
uh huh
right
You gonna post more girlcock, or what? Clock's ticking.
Idiot if you're a virgin you're not hetero, homo or bi, you're nothing.
>>26315844
schle's a qt3.14
Bots, are we the only people who'll truly understand comfy?
I've discussed this with others (both other boards and the precious few IRL contacts I have) and none of them truly get why images of comfy things make me hurt so much.
But perhaps hurt isn't the right word.
Perhaps it's simply an acknowledgement of a life and experience I'll never have, but that I can so easily imagine that it's absence causes a sort of distress in me.
Or even more, maybe it's less about the actual experience seen in the photo than more about the fact that you know there's a story in it.
The places in the photo imply a story, they imply a person who has their life in so much better order than I do, that they can experience such comfy themselves.
>be me
>created comfy thread 4 months ago
>95% of posts were from animefags
>have never seen anime in my life
>I can no longer relate to anyone
B-but not this type of equality! We wanted everything men have without the responsabilities or downsides!
Fuck equality.
Do you want to be in a military full of whiney little princess bitches who can't drag your shot ass behind cover or carry their own gear or do literally anything as well as the men?
I don't want their incompetent asses fucking up my military.
Let them stay home raising the kids where they fucking belong.
>>26315051
you do realize there's more in the military than being on the front lines as an infantry right? how can you get so mad about the military when you've never been in it
i feel like you're an overweight male who wears an america flag t shirt and always talks about the military and glorifying it yet never taking part in it
>>26315113
Honestly there's no point for women to be in the military in any capacity beyond nursing.
