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Honestly shit like this never bothered me, but now I am feeling really lonely
I thought I could handle loneliness
WHY DID I PLAY THE VIDEO
WHY
WHY
WHY
IM SO LONELY FUCK THIS IS ALL I WANT IN LIFE
that dude probably sleeps worse with his partner than he does alone. I only sleep for 4 hours a night with a nightmask, white noise machine and chemical preparations and experience much more restful sleep than the hopeless 9 hr sleep normie. My waking life will be longer and more filled with life than the shameful partner-sleeping normal that hasn't achieved mastery over unconsciousness and in particular commits the sin of allowing another to interrupt your rest.
>>28060905
haha yeah this is why i dont have gf, for better sleep xD
>it's a driving dream
>don't know how to drive
>>28060733
learn how to drive?
>>28060733
>driving dream
>breaks don't work
>>28060733
>it's a ptsd induced vietnam flashback
>it ain't me starts playing
>women with children immediately look around for them whenever I walk near.
stop looking like a child predator then
>>28060650
What's your age OP? I had a phase like that too.
>>28060650
>>28060678
not OP but this happens to me
I'm 19
i need a neet, constantly depressed pessimistic gf with no passions, drive or willpower
no, you need someone to motivate you
>>28060818
yeah a gf would motivate me
preferably one thats as autistic as me
>>28060646
I would help you, but you offended me. Your on your own, bud.
>get promotion
>taxes increase in percentage based on my wages
>tfw have roughly the same amount of money at the end of the day as I did before, but Im expected to work harder now
Rip that kid, clown mouth got him
>>28060634
You must have gone over the tax bracket into the higher one.
Haha pawnt
Scratch that. I actually have less money now. Just cuck me up fampi
I think I speak for everyone when I say everyone on /r9k/ has done this
>>28060620
What else was I going to do, have a boner on display all day?
lT WAS ONE FUCKING TIME
>>28060620
that girl who masturbated in the bathroom at school
You're all beta cucks because you CHOOSE to masturbate to interracial porn.
If you didn't look at that shit and instead focused on becoming the best martial artist on earth you would transcend this realm and find immortallity.
Look to Napoleon for leadership. He was a short man but cultivated boldness. It doesnt come naturally. Power is more Godlike than natural.
Heroic courage is the supreme virtue.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u50HgccIqGA
Hip Hip Hoorah!
Find strength in your roots.
If you dont maturbate you grow alpha out of biological need.
Create the demand and recieve the supply.
John Harvey Kellogg
>believed smoking, masturbation and recreational sex is degenerate
>in favour of racial segregation
>believed immigrants and non-whites would damage the gene pool
>believed in vegetarianism
My wife's boyfriend
>is black
>has a big dick
>>28060628
haha, great shitpost! well done my friend.
>>28060606
> believed masturbation is degenerate
don't forget he started the circumcision craze in the US, where there was none before, believing that removing the forskin would stop little boys from masturbating.
spoiler alert: didn't work!
someone please go back in time and kill that fucking idiot, thank you.
Who else here /acne/?
I have little to none on my face, but my arms, shoulders, back, and chest are covered with red marks. I cant wear shirt with sleeves shorter than elbow length, otherwise normies ask what happened to my arms.
If you are changing your bedsheets less than 3 times in the course of 2 weeks you can expect this to continue.
Same guy as 28060618.. change your soap. Use washcloths instead of whatever you are using now. And switch to an unscented laundry detergent and fabric softener.
>>28060587
that kinda looks like keratosis pilaris, use a cream with urea in it
>tfw just took a really good poop
Who /shitting/ here? I'm literally on the toilet as I'm typing this
>>28060554
Why don't girls ever talk about their poops?
I wish a girl would poop on my chest.
>>28061847
I do sometimes but mostly just when it's funny. When I was dating someone and we were sharing the bathroom I at least had someone to joke with about it.
The fetish is not attractive though senpai
Seiba best grill.
Cool thread OP
>tfw you realize that we are all bags of organs that have chemicals in our brains that make us become attracted to other bags of organs to make even more bags of organs.
When you realize that we are tiny specs in space, you will realize how insignificant your problems are.
>>28060473
>anus
Kek.
Go post this on facebook you faggot.
You see, people are only mean and bully because of their own insecurities.
>Steal shit from stores and sneaky af
>exiting the burger king drive through
>see chad and stacy walking together
>roll down my window and tell them to kill themselves
>chad just grabs the girls butt and winks at me
>she lets out gasp/giggle
>keep hearing the noise she made replaying over and over in my head
why are normies so cruel...
>>28060470
Next time do this.
>Get an old piss bottle
>Buy a squirt gun
>Empty piss bottle into squirt gun
>Go there
>See normalfags
>Blast em'
>telling people you don't even know to kill themselves in real life
there was a day when I would have doubted the veracity of your green text. in 2016 I do not.
>>28060500
or better yet mix mustard gas with it.
We are to inhabit this island, what shall we do? What would be the fate of our Robot nation?
>>28097526
Can we get slaves to build us houses and then drown the slaves when the houses are finished?
>>28097526
We all die off on it within a week of colonization due to our inability to socialize and work together with other colonists on the island
>>28097601
i come here to post "drown all the niggers" and i'm greeted by this
golly we are a predictable lot
>It's another "anon can't forgive himself episode"
This is my perpetual feel
I'm not a really bad person but there are one or two things I've done that make me feel like an absolute piece of shit.
The culmination of these feelings was when, last week, I dry fired a gun I was pointing at my own head just to see if I could do it.
Everything has been dark since then, I think I broke my mind.
>it's another "Anon still isn't over her after all these years" episode
>it's another "Anon is drinking alone and contemplating suicide on a Friday night" episode
>>28061708
maybe the gun actually went off and now this is all a dream
Friendly reminder that you will never look down and see this, all you see when you look down is your keyboard.
>>28060387
>pulling out
what a fucking waste.
You're right OP, my animal brain has always stopped me from pulling out and ending up seeing that.
I see my belly and toes.
>>28060387
>be me
>buy prostitute
>cum on her stomach
>gg
