Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 3710. page
- Home
- Board: /r9k/ - ROBOT9001
- Reading: Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 3710. page
>29 years old, turning my life around
>try to pursue women
>all 25+ women are used goods, literally Chad's leftovers
>dead end jobs, 50% single mothers, ageing badly, toxic personalities even for /r9k/
>even at 22/23 the party-type girls you can see are starting to age, especially a lot of the blondes who are tanned falling apart
>can't get a cream of the crop 18-21 yr old before Chad snatches her up because they're at the peak of their demand and no one who isn't chad can't compete
FUCK THIS SHIT
>babbies first encounter with how the real world works
You didn't believe us when we told you it would be like this?
Well yeah welcome to the real world, why do you think so many of us are miserable? Difference is I figured this out when I was 23 not 29.
>A 3/10 is complaining about not getting a 8/10 woman
Has anyone else come to the conclusion that someday they're going to kill themselves? I have this thought once or twice a week. It won't be today, or this year, but at some point I will destroy myself.
Weird thought.
>>28057480
Yup I pretty much promised myself that I won't make it to my 30s
>>28057480
I wish I had the courage
You say that but I doubt you will. Do you know how many people want to kill themselves but don't have the balls?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4eX6Ci0JPE&feature=youtu.be
l-living the dream guys. r-right?
What is the source?
OREGANALO
I'm sorry mom.
Original
>>28057466
>contributing to society
catch yourselves a strong one
>>28057465
>not telling us what word you searched.
Fag
>>28058039
It shows what the word is in the picture.
>>28057465
lol furfags btfo
I am pure concentrated evil. Years of torment have turned me into the monster I am today. At this point I am far beyond help. My only purpose in this world is to bring pain to others. I have trained my skills to cause maximum havoc and destruction. I care about nothing and have nothing to live for, that is what makes me so dangerous. I am like a caged animal. Actually more like a rabid dog because I will not hesitate to destroy anything that slightly provokes me. Watch out roaches, there is a storm coming.
>anon, dinner's ready!
>I'm not hungry ma!
>>28057464
>>28057562
>anon take that silly hat off at the table!
Tell me normies, what is it like having a girlfriend? What is it like cuddling with a girl and watching movies together? What is it like having a girl sexual attracted to you and wanting to be in your presence? Normies and Chads pls respond.
>>28057329
I forgot to add please share stories. I want to hear about these experiences before I inevitably kill myself.
the only girlfriend i had didnt deserve me, she was a liar from the begining
Sometimes it's great and sometimes it's not.
It's like having a cat that's nice to look at and soft and cuddly, but if you get on its bad side it whacks the shit out of you.
Only a cat just leaves scratches that will heal in a few days, and a woman leaves you with words that keep you awake at night months after they're said.
skype:?chat&blob=vHTY95im9L5U6eWNMoH4j9ZAIrAvdWH0-OUtkPA3nQJJuQZvdxYwf583h_kDWcbQO6sj0wgkVl-8XhKl
>>28057328
didn't work dude, please do something
skype:?chat&blob=J4l3PVMDJWo_LI2s_7cYJqwDMohJDtrhj6jgI-Uz8-ogZs5tFcpTRUBGppccmFed5YmqV5RMhqJ4HN4A
if it are on mobile, you have to post the 2nd link in a chat and then click on it using
>there was a femanon in a thread 7 hours ago
>I begged her to let me talk to her and I'd do anything she asked ever
>Eventually she posted her steam after I had to get back to work
>Got back home, made a steam, paid 5 dollars to activate it so I could add friends
>added her to friends list
>no reply
I have a steam now...
I hope I can make friends.
If a femanon wants to add me, I'll be the bestest dog ever, please just pet me.
>>28057286
that's some desperation, best of luck with that
>>28057334
>Didn't even respond with a good anime
Where can a shy boy find a girl to boss him around and tell him what to do. Fuck this gay earth.
>>28057392
if you're looking for girls here, all you'll find is boys looking for orbiters
Ready to work out anon?
my cousin is more chad than that.
fml...kek
>>28057272
No faggot it's rest day.
Get someone else to put their hands down your boy shorts and massage ur glutes.
lol, bro why is one of your nipples inverted?
Hey r9k, I was wondering if I could still classify myself as a robot after getting this vietnamese classmate to cam whore for me earlier tonight..
It's like, I'm still a virgin, still depressed, and definitely still a manlet, but does this cyberpussy somehow give me chad status? Give me your robotic opinions, please
Will post more screenshots if people care, she's pretty much a 6/10, which is why i think it isn't too big of a deal in the first place
>classmate
...? why not just fuck her? what the fuck is wrong with people today?
>>28057219
Since when is a 6/10 not good enough?
>>28057219
how the fuck did you get into this kind of situation
are you a college student?
do you actually talk to her a lot offline?
I have 2 options to leave robot Neet life
i set up a good tinder profile of myself, posted some good angle shots of my self
etc
iv been messaging a 2 girl for the past 3 months daily and have been making phone calls and stuff
>girl 1 = virgin, 21 years old lives in rural area, shy. not so in love with me... shes fembot status
>Neet
>8/10 QT
>girl 2, independent, just got out of a relationship, 24 years old, owns her own place (Accountant)
>Says she really likes me
>Invites me to live with her
>(Shes aware im a NEET, doesnt mind)
>Shes cute 6/10
(Shes a bit crazy)
I think the second girl would be the most secure option because shes quite wealthy and if everything fails i won't really pay for it
the first girl is too much of a NEET, and it would probably not be good cause we are both NEETS
which one should i go for ?
I think if youre texting a girl for 3 months youre already in the friendzone, especially on tinder
>>28057174
I'd say go with the first girl.
You're too pathetic for the second girl and you shouldn't drag her down.
>>28057190
not exactly both girls are long distance, both agreed to meeting up quite soon
Why don't you like the college left, /r9k/?
>>28057166
all of these girls have cellulose ass except 4
i would rather fuck 7's ass than most of these girls
>>28057186
>cellulose
>>28057186
Anon, I don't think they're all girls
She said YESSSSSSSSS!
Thanks guys!
Can this finally kill off Pepe
Just give him to the normalshit
>>28057037
Congrats, anon! Please post pictures from the event, it would be fun to see them. Thanks and have fun out there :^)
>>28057037
>that look of contempt on her face
>her finger
She's literally subconsciously flipping the camera off.
19 years old.
She charges 1000 USD dollars for sex.
Would you?
does it have a penis?
>>28057005
I'm sure there's better options for $1000 desu
Nothing, because paying for sex is degenerate and immoral.
who here /nocturnal/
what will you be up to tonight?
>>28057000
Fapping, shitposting and waiting for a message that will never come.
>>28057000
It's my birthday in 3 hours. I'm going to do some drugs and forget it.
playing the most aesthetic game series of all time
