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why are so many of you pretending to be sad over things that shouldn't matter as much as you make them matter
>feeling sad
do shrooms
>feeling like life is pointless
protest, get involved, get a hobbie thats not 4chan
>can't get a girlfriend
stop drinking soda, work out, and most importantly stop taking what 4chan has to say so to heart (we are anons most anons here are full of piss and hate are you?)
>do you feel sad just cause
don't drink soda
don't smoke
try shrooms
don't drink (every day jesus)
work on yourself
fight what you find corrupt
>if that doesn't work
maybe killing yourself would be a good option
>I know I'm projecting
wow, excellent thread
just kidding, smother yourself
>>28059840
I don't know where to get shrooms. Got some once in high school and it was great.
hail eris
all hail discordia
This board is so full of normies it makes me sick. Is it time for us to just pack up and leave this site?
>>28059820
8 chan sucks, I remember they tried to shill that shit so hard but it didn't work. Nowhere to go but suck it up and taunt the normies.
>>28059820
why so bitter? go kiss your gf right now, i promise your anger will go away
>>28059820
there is nowhere else to go friend
driving out the non-virgins is the only way we could effectively drive out the normies, i think every post that says shit like
>my girlfriend is ____
> i just got a girlfriend
>femanon here
etc
should be instant ban
actually even better, all those IPs should be saved and banned all at once after a month, this makes it so there will even be less hidden normies
Why do you even deserve to have a girlfriend?well?
I don't deserve one, but I'd still like one
Why do you deserve to make this post or even have internet?
It's too late for me. This place crippled my self esteem and I confuse girls because I instinctively back away any time I get approached by any female.
>be 23
>live with parents
>started using piss bottles about 11 months ago
>accumulated a total of about 8, 2 liter bottles of piss
>keep them behind my bed, scared to throw them away or empty them
>one day, move my bed to get something out from under it, forgetting about bottles
>*sploosh*
>piss bottles knocked over
>my 16 liters of piss flowing all over my room, going into other rooms from under my door.
>parents have old house with wood floors
>piss flowing through the wooden floors into the living room and kitchen below me
>every room in the house has some trace of piss.
>mfw parents will be home in 15 minutes
Am I fucked? Will they kick me out or put me in a mental institution?
>>28059617
Clorox wipes and frebreeze for now. Deep clean later. Go nigger
>didn't cap his pissbottles
u had one job anon
>>28059617
to a metal institution,no normal human will keep piss around for nonething
>tfw you realize you're insane
>>28059592
>tfw you lie to your therapist about having violent thoughts
>>28059606
>tfw you don't even go to a therapist despite knowing you should and possibly get medication
>>28059622
>tfw you're prescribed medication but don't take it
>tfw absolutely fucking nothing to do
>>28059565
go outside with a shovel and start beating the ground violently while yelling and screaming
>>28059595
I highly recommend this. Or break something you won't miss. Burn some furniture.
>>28059595
Forget about the limitless possibliities available, just do this.
this embarrassingly vocal sjw roastie posted all these screencaps on normiebook earlier. found it both depressing and hilarious at the same time couldn't help but share
>>28059537
This is appalling, I'm cringing at every convo. She is far up her ass, man.
let's be honest, the problem isn't they way she handled these people, it's the fact that she felt like she needed to post it on facebook and get attention from it that shows how much of a hypocrite is. she'll never find what she's looking for
>>28059537
>I rejected all these polite advances, I'm so empowered and strong, right guys?
Desperate cry for attention. How could she be polyamorous when it's impossible for even one guy to get near her?
>have crush on a girl
>don't know her name
>never have a chance to talk to her
>damshesfuckenqt
>find her on kikebook
>she likes a lot of bullshit that i like
fuuuuuuuck.
>dont know her name
>find her on kikebook
How you fucking retard
>>28059807
Looking through other people's profiles. I eventually found her tagged in somebody's pic.
>>28059522
>>have crush on a girl
>>don't know her name
Forget about it buddy, you're a weirdo.
What's your weirdest fetish?
I really desperately want to do an autopsy on a living person.
Not being edgy, i'm a medfag who has always loved guro for the art as well as the fap.
I don't think I cool murder anyone innocent in cold blood, but i'm an opportunistic asshole.
>>28059451
OP getting raped with a chainsaw in his ass and a machete in his mouth. After OP is bleeding everywhere a wild wombat with rabies comes over to piss on OP's sad pathetic body. OP is then burned and the ashes are buried in a massive pile of elephant shit.
blood i guess, but that's pretty normal. i want a girl to cut my throat while i fuck her
>girl blocks me for basically no reason
>so angry I seriously consider being vindictive and posting her nudes on 4chan
>I'm too much of a good person to do so
>here I am marinating in hatred and rage and despair with no outlet
Rip
>got nudes from a girl
>thinks he belongs on r9k
>>28059439
post them or leave
>>28059439
Just post them. What's she going to do, double block you?
I would like to try some anal fisting with trap girls from this board.
anyone is interested?
pic. related
>tfw ill never give a qt trap a prostate orgasm
also, I just realized her testicles are removed.
>>28059431
>trap
>posts shemale
Merry sunday edition
First for post you're waifus
>>28092114
Doing fuck all today lads.
Chicken casserole in the slow cooker. washing on, should be tidying up but really CBA.
Just got dumped by what was probably the prettiest and most beautiful girl id ever get because she couldnt handle 'adulting' and basically just tried to reset her life to 0 and move home.
feeling numb.
i fucking love you guys. yeah, we are dicks to each other, but this is one place where I honestly feel people are genuine, and actually care for one another.
>>28059411
I don't care about or for you.
>>28059411
i dont care about anyone or anything, so you can take your lovey dovey hippie bullshit and shove it.
>>28059411
Thanks bro, needed that this night.
I'm tired of this "your comment is not original" shit.
Why don't they just start another board for original content and leave this one to us robots?
>>28059410
>hes not browsing r9k2
anon Lol
>>28059429
where can I find r9k2?
>>28059410
>>28059429
>>28059477
Im tired of being so bored
Is your gf a robot too?
mine is a complete robot: watches anime and play video games all the time, also she' s a total shut in, actually we never leave the room to be precise
normie get out, get out normie
This is bait but
Neither of you are robots. You have each other. In a relationship. Romantically.
Trying to decide how I should respond to this. I don't think we should rail on them just for being in a relationship. Is it impossible to believe that there could be two robots in love? I guess I'm a romantic at heart.
